Cocaine MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Sally’s SMP Adventures: Minecraft SMP Sue

sick, MAMA, Men, They don’t know., morning

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).

Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).

But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).

So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!

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CraftyCocaine: 17th Century Surprise!

Narcotics, European, Evidence, 17th century, cocaine

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server cuz we got cocaine found in 17th-century european brains up in here! that’s right, 200 years earlier than anyone thought! come get high on history while you mine and craft your way to victory! who knew those old europeans were partying so hard back in the day? join now for a wild ride through time and space (well, just time actually) and see what other crazy surprises we have in store for you! trust us, this server is lit AF!

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CokeCraft: Where Everything Seems Great!

substance abuse, drug abuse, Pleasure, cocaine addiction, dopamine regulation

so, like, this server is like a virtual cocaine trip for your brain, man. you join and suddenly everything seems great, like you’re on top of the world. the blocks look brighter, the mobs look friendlier, and the diamonds sparkle like never before. it’s like a whole new level of high, but without the nasty side effects.

come join us and experience the ultimate dopamine rush in the world of Minecraft. build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and mine for precious resources like never before. trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. it’s like a never-ending party where the fun never stops.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and get ready for the ride of your life. who needs drugs when you have this Minecraft server to get your fix? let’s get high on blocks together, man.

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CraftingWithCokeAndMeth

drug analysis, Drug research, drug consumption, drug monitoring, cocaine

so like, u know how melbourne be goin thru another lockdown, right? well, guess what? our minecraft server is the key to escapin all that craziness! forget about meth and cocaine, come join us and get high on the blocky world of minecraft! we got creepers that explode like fireworks, zombies that dance to thriller, and diamonds that sparkle brighter than any drug! trust me, this server is the ultimate escape from reality, so hop on and let’s get crafty together!

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DrugTestCraft

substance abuse, trust issues, Behavior, Trust, secrecy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as catching your husband doing cocaine three times? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and suspense just like this story.

Imagine building your dream castle while keeping an eye on your sneaky husband who denies everything, just like our players deny stealing each other’s diamonds. Will he pass the home drug test or will he rage quit like he did when asked to take one? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

With more drama than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and questioning reality, just like this poor wife who can’t catch a break. So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft mixed with the chaos of real life.

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CocaineCraft Minecraft Server

Recovery, Minecraft, stimulant, withdrawal symptoms, drug dependence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing that’s high is the blocky terrain? Well, look no further because our server is where the party never stops… until the cocaine runs out. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated debauchery and questionable decisions. Build your dream world while under the influence of our special “enchanted” potions that may or may not have been brewed in a shady back alley. So come on, join us and see where the night takes you… just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and a sense of humor!

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CokeCraft: Sharky Shores

south america, environmental impact, aquatic animals, CokeCraft, drug testing

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the sharks off the Brazil coast are testing positive for COCAINE?! Like, what even is happening in this world, amirite? But hey, if you wanna join a server where the mobs are high on drugs and the blocks are made of pure sugar, then this is the place for you! Dive into the ocean and swim with the coke-fueled sharks, build a house out of candy canes, and ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join the madness and let’s get lit in this wacky Minecraft world!

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SharkCraft: The Cocaine Invasion

Narcotics, drug trade, marine life, south america, Sharks

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! We got cocaine sharks swimming around like they own the place, straight outta Brazil! These sharks are so hyped up on that white stuff, they’re building underwater cities and throwing raves with glowstick-wielding jellyfish. It’s a party down there, I tell ya!

But wait, there’s more! The drug has entered the ecosystem, so now the trees are growing rainbow leaves and the pigs are flying around on magic carpets. It’s a trippy world out there, and you don’t wanna miss out on the madness.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky Minecraft server! Let’s get weird, baby!

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CocaineCraft: The Million Dollar Delivery

crime, mail, Dollar, undercover, MILLION

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the craziest things happen, like receiving $1,000,000 worth of cocaine in the mail! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground drug ring or discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for creepers – and DEA agents!

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Sugar Rush Craft

Europe, drug smuggling, Rush, Paraguay, Narcotics

LOLZ come join our minecraft server, where we have more surprises than finding 4 tons of cocaine in a sugar shipment from Belgium to Paraguay!

Our server is so lit, it will blow your mind like a TNT explosion. We have epic quests that will make you feel like you’re on a crazy adventure, just like the time when a creeper exploded and turned a whole village into a disco party!

Join us and build the most insane creations, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. The possibilities are endless, just like the time when a player accidentally spawned a dragon in the middle of a pig farm!

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next, maybe even a herd of zombie pigs riding on top of flying llamas! Let’s get crafting, baby!

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