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SharkCraft: Where Even the Fish are Lit

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9444
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Zombie Dances:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Players Killed by Monsters:	4345	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there, where even the sharks are on that good good! That’s right, we got sharks sniffing out cocaine and benzoylecgonine like it’s their job (which it kinda is on this server, tbh).

Join us if you wanna swim with the coolest, most high-energy sharks in the game. They’ll lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, more cocaine than you can shake a pickaxe at.

But be warned, these sharks are no joke. They’ll protect their stash with their lives, so you better come prepared with your best armor and weapons. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even catch a ride on a shark’s back as it speeds through the ocean, leaving a trail of sparkly fish and confetti in its wake.

So what are you waiting for? Dive in and join the party on the “Cocaine Shark” server today! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

HystericalCraft: EndoCancerCure

anxiety, depression, emotional well being, EndoCancerCure, endometrial cancer, fluoxetine therapy, Healthcare, holistic care, hysterectomy, HystericalCraft, Medical, mental health, nursing satisfaction, oncology, patient care, psychological nursing, psychological support, quality of life, research, study, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Items Found:	6946

So, like, this server is like a magical land where all your worries disappear like poof! We got this crazy combo of nursing and therapy that will make you feel like a million diamonds! Imagine having your anxiety and depression vanish into thin air, just like that! Plus, our nurses are like unicorns, spreading happiness and rainbows wherever they go. Join us and feel the love and joy like never before! It’s like a party in your brain, but in a good way! Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make your Minecraft experience the best one yet!

Minecraft server: “DawntrailCraft – XIVG Edition”

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	609	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join our server for a chance to win a real-life pet Chocorpokkur! Yes, you heard that right, a real-life pet Chocorpokkur! Just imagine the envy of all your friends when you show up to school or work with your very own adorable Chocorpokkur by your side.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Final Fantasy XIV is jealous. We have in-game events that will blow your mind, like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win a lifetime supply of diamond armor just by watching Twitch.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you have us?

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ores Mined:	9138	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: a world where white men and black women come together not for slave play, but for epic battles against creepers and zombies. Our server is a melting pot of chaos and laughter, where anything is possible.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies of chickens plotting to take over the world, and a group of llamas who have formed their own political party. You never know what kind of wacky surprises await you on our server.

So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and coming back for more. Who knew that a simple question could lead to such a hilarious and unforgettable adventure?

CubicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for the most epic quests and battles, where you can build your own diamond castle and show off your bling to all your friends.

Just like the daughter in this story, you deserve the best – and on our server, you’ll find diamonds galore! No $19.99 Amazon rings here, only the finest virtual jewels for you to discover. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that are worth way more than $100-$150. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own virtual diamond ring along the way!

WhisperCraft: AITA Flatmate Mix-Up

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	914
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Votes:	3432	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have strict rules about noise after 11pm just like in a shared flat! But don’t worry, we have a solution for noisy neighbors that will make you laugh till you cry.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining away in your virtual world when suddenly, your neighbor in the game starts making a ruckus. They’re building a giant tower of dirt right next to your house and it’s driving you crazy. But fear not, because we have the ultimate weapon against noisy neighbors – Careless Whisper at max volume!

Just like our player who took matters into their own hands by blasting Careless Whisper to silence their noisy flatmate, you too can use this epic tactic to assert your dominance in the game. Who needs swords and armor when you have the power of smooth saxophone melodies to make your enemies tremble in fear?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of trolling your neighbors with Careless Whisper, because sometimes, a little musical intervention is all you need to conquer the virtual world. Let the saxophone be your guide to victory!

CityCraftFamous

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Magic Items Found:	2378	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
New Chunks Explored:	800044	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	264
Love Letters Sent:	12	Villages Defended:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old cities? Well, look no further because our server is famous for having a city that is home to a population of talking llamas who run the local government! That’s right, these llamas wear suits and ties and hold meetings to discuss important city matters like where to build the next giant statue of a potato. Join our server and become a citizen of this wacky llama-run city, where the streets are paved with diamonds (literally, we have a diamond mine under the city) and the villagers ride around on flying pigs. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

IslandArmsHeistGoneWrong

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	113
Gods Slained:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we play like cuban spies foiling plots and sneaking arms onto the island from the u.s.

we got secret missions and undercover ops that will blow your mind, like seriously, you will be like “whaaaat is happening right now?!”

our community is tight-knit like a cuban cigar, and we always have each other’s backs, even when we’re being chased by evil villains trying to steal our precious diamonds.

so come on, join us and be part of the most thrilling adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft. plus, we have free virtual mojitos for all new players, so what are you waiting for? let’s do this! 🍹🕵️‍♂️💎

NoShockCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Votes:	2279

come join our minecraft server where the carpet is so thick, you won’t even feel the static shock when you touch someone! no more embarrassing moments of zapping your friends when you hug them. our server is like walking on clouds, except the clouds are made of carpet. join now and experience the luxurious world of non-static electricity!

Stinkier than your grandpa’s socks! Stinky SMP: No Resets, No Whitelist, but definitely No Stink Reports. Join now for some funky fun!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Stinky SMP Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (and updating)
Server Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
Performance	Vanilla+ modpack with optimizers, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Gameplay	Safezone-Borderlands system, Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How often is the server updated?

The server is regularly updated, with the latest version being 1.20.1. Updates are done to ensure the best gameplay experience for all players.

2. What is the server’s approach to moderation?

Stinky SMP upholds fair moderation practices, with appeals and punishment only for true rulebreaks. The focus is on creating a welcoming and inclusive community for all players.

3. How long has the server been running without resets?

Since May 2022, the server has had no resets, providing players with a sense of longevity and continuity in their gameplay experience.

4. Can players suggest changes or features for the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to make suggestions for the server. The staff team reviews all suggestions and considers implementing them to enhance the overall gameplay experience.

5. What is the server’s stance on griefing and PvP?

The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where a central area around spawn is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay, including PvP and griefing.

6. What is the Origins mod, and how does it enhance gameplay?

The Origins mod on Stinky SMP adds a unique element to the gameplay, with custom origins carefully designed and balanced. Players can choose from a variety of origins to suit their playstyle and preferences.

ChadCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and answer the age-old question: who is more chad, a policeman or a criminal?

On our server, you can choose to be a cop and uphold the law by patrolling the streets and catching those pesky criminals. Or you can embrace your inner rebel and become a mastermind criminal, pulling off heists and evading the fuzz at every turn.

But that’s not all! Our server features insane mini-games like “Cops vs. Robbers” where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate chad in this epic showdown between cops and robbers!