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DadVsDadDrugWar

Cancer surgery, cancer survivor, cocaine addict, DadVsDadDrugWar, disability privileges, disabled license, disabled parking, disabled score, disabled services, disabled spot, drug abuse, drug dealer, drug problem, habit changes, high school, highschoolers, hospital worker, miracle recovery, modified intestine, parking abuse

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as miraculous as my dad’s recovery from cancer? Look no further! Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you feel like you’ve had your stomach removed and replaced with a modified piece of intestine (in a good way, of course). Join us and experience the thrill of parking in disabled spots without any judgment, just like my dad does every day. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about running into cocaine-addicted high schoolers or their shady parents – our server is a safe haven for all. So come on, join us and leave all your worries behind. And remember, on our server, miracles can happen – just like my dad’s incredible survival story!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Votes:	6511
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

Crafters Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, bargain, best place to shop, budget-friendly, Consumer, convenience, Country, Crafters, customer service, Deals, DISCOUNTS, favorite store, grocery, Haven, lidl, Retail, savings, selection, shopping, shopping destination, shopping experience, supermarket, Variety

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4886	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockPartyUltimatum

Accountability, aggression, arguments, BlockPartyUltimatum, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Discord, exclusion, friend group, group dynamics, Hypocrisy, insults, LEAVING, mental health, Moderation, online school, peer pressure, rules, Ultimatum

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Mines Excavated:	3215	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

CousinLoveMinecraftSMP

close relatives, consanguinity, cousin marriages, CousinLoveMinecraftSMP, cultural acceptance, cultural norms, ethical concerns, familial connections, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, genetic disorders, genetic risks, legal implications, marriage customs, marriage laws, marriage traditions, social attitudes, societal norms, societal views, taboo relationships

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Astral Projections Made:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic cousin marriages happening all the time! Like, you can marry your cousin in-game and have little cousin babies running around, it’s so wild! Plus, we have this crazy storyline where the cousins are actually aliens from a distant planet trying to take over the Minecraft world with their superior cousin genetics. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers, you don’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! So come join us and be part of the cousin marriage revolution, it’s gonna be a blast!

BlockyBodzCraft

BlockyBodzCraft, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body empowerment, body image, body insecurities, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Farms Harvested:	778	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like a basic blockhead? Join our server and get ready to transform your in-game avatar into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece! Our custom skins will have you flexing in front of all the other players in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Buff Block” mob, a super swole creature that drops protein shakes and dumbbells when defeated. Take on this beast and become the strongest player in the land!

So if you’re ready to pump up your pixelated physique and show off your virtual gains, come join us on the most ripped Minecraft server around. Your body (and your character) will thank you!

TerritoryTrade Minecraft Server

conceding, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, national security, peace agreement, peace negotiations, political negotiations, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Territories, TerritoryTrade, Ukraine, ukrainians, War with Russia

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

so like, ukraine is all like “hey russia, we’ll give u some land if u stop fighting us” and russia is all like “oh cool, let’s end this war quick fast” but like, they still wanna be independent and stuff. it’s like a negotiation but with minecraft blocks instead of words. come join our server and help us build a peace treaty out of pixelated bricks! who needs real life when u can solve international conflicts in a virtual world, amirite? come join us and be a part of history in the making (kinda)!

KurskCraft: Russian Invasion!

aggression, Attacks, border disputes, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern front, european union, Fronts, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, nato, Russia-Ukraine tensions, Russian, russians, SECURITY, Ukrainian defences, WARFARE

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Crops Grown:	5484
Magic Items Found:	5426	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians attacking from all sides like a crazy game of whack-a-mole! defend ukraine from the onslaught of borscht-loving invaders in Kursk Oblast! build your own bunker and stock up on vodka to survive the chaos! will you be the hero that saves the day or the potato that gets mashed by the russians? join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Sick Teen Influenza Outbreak

influenza, outbreak, sick, Teen

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only illness you’ll catch is a severe case of laughter! we’ve got pigs that can do the macarena, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and villagers who break out into spontaneous dance parties.

one time, a player got infected with the influenza A(H5N1) virus in the game, but instead of getting sick, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot fireballs from their hands! it was wild, man.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat, come join us! plus, we have free virtual tacos every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

MARVELG8 Minecraft server

#serverowner, action, Adventure, Avengers, Community, creator, FANTASY, Gaming, Marvel, MarvelG8, MarvelUniverse, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nomods, OnlineGame, Server, Superheroes, Supervillains, Villains

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9077	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Love Letters Sent:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

MARVEL HAS SUPER HEROES AND SUPER VILLAINS. AND WITHOUT MODS. If they don’t tell you anything on the server, then the creator of the server has moved away WAIT FOR ME

MARVEL8.aternos.me:26241

Eternal Frost Realm 1.21

bored, busy, CRAWL, distraction, Drama, drama dries out, ETERNAL, FEBRUARY, Februrary, Feeding, frost, Generals, German whore, Holes, LA Noir, ligbaiting, Mommy, monkeys, Pork, Realm, Sit, start shit, STREAMS

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Magic Crystals Found:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Towns Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Forget about the drama and ligbaiting, come join our Minecraft server in Februrary! We got no monkeys barging in, just epic gamers building and exploring. And guess what? We have LA Noir streams to distract you from mommy’s German whore escapades. Don’t miss out, join now for a wild ride!