🔥Cobson Ebassi Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCobson SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Magic Items Found:	7678	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Welcome to Cobson Ebassi, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking players. You never know when they’ll sneak up on you and cover your base in rainbow wool!

2. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… potatoes! That’s right, you can buy and sell items with spuds. Just be careful not to accidentally eat your savings.

3. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

4. Our server events include epic battles against giant mutant squids, dance parties with creepers, and a weekly “Build-A-Sheep” competition where players race to create the most ridiculous sheep statue.

So what are you waiting for? Join Cobson Ebassi today and prepare for a wild ride of insanity and laughter in the world of Minecraft!

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, falsely judged, judged unfairly, Minecraft, misapprehended, mischaracterized, misconceptions, misestimated, misinterpreted, misjudged, misquoted, misread, misrepresented, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, not understood, preconceived notions, smp, Stereotypes, taken out of context, wrongly assessed, wrongly labeled, wrongly perceived

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of being misunderstood in the real world? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone speaks in emojis and communicates solely through interpretive dance! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure chaotic fun! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us and show the world the real you…or at least your pixelated avatar! 😜🕺👻

BlockBusters

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magic Items Found:	4880
Villages Defended:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you tired of breaking boring habits like biting your nails or eating too much junk food? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and break the habit of not playing enough Minecraft!

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other pesky habits. We have so much fun and excitement waiting for you, you won’t even remember what it was like to bite your nails or eat junk food.

Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs. Who needs to break boring habits when you can join our server and break blocks instead? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GenocideGamerGirl

Accountability, ACCUSED, charges, Conflict, Court, criminal, defendant, French, Genocide, GenocideGamerGirl, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, prosecution, Syria, trial, trial proceedings, War Crimes, WOMAN

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crops Grown:	7172	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where french women are like, accused of genocide in syria, but in minecraft form! join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can build, mine, and troll your way to victory! plus, we have this secret hidden dungeon where you can find rare loot and maybe even uncover the truth behind the french woman’s trial. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! come join us now and let the madness begin!

Orphan Lit Roleplay

books, Characters, creativity, family, fictional characters, guidance, imagination, inspiration, lit, literary role models, Literature, Loss, Mentorship, Options, ORPHAN, orphanhood, reading, role models, Roleplay, Support, Tragedy, upside

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so, like, u ever wanted to be an orphan in minecraft? well, now u can! join our server and become the ultimate literary role model! u can be like harry potter or annie or even oliver twist!

we have an orphanage where u can live and do chores and stuff. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret tunnel that leads to a magical world full of diamonds and dragons and stuff.

if u join our server, u can also adopt a pet creeper and teach it tricks. like, imagine a creeper doing backflips and stuff. it’s wild.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where u can compete in a hunger games-style battle royale. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

so come join our server and live out ur orphan dreams. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server

Antarctic ecosystem, Antarctic Peninsula, antarctica, climate change, climate science, data analysis, ecological impact, ecological shifts, environmental change, environmental monitoring, Expansion, greenery, long term trends, plant cover, polar regions, remote sensing, satellite data, satellite imagery, Satellite technology, scientific research, Server, Vegetation, vegetation growth

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Yo, you ever seen plants growin’ in Antarctica? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got plants poppin’ up everywhere like it’s a dang rainforest! Come join us and witness the madness of vegetation takin’ over the icy lands of Antarctica!

We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower, flowers bigger than your momma’s house, and grass greener than a leprechaun’s underwear! It’s a botanical bonanza up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on the plant party of the century!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready to explore the wildest, greenest, most plant-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us now and be a part of history as we watch Antarctica turn into a freakin’ jungle right before our very eyes! Let’s get growin’, baby!

Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server

black asian girlfriend, chance, city, destiny, dream, fate, free, free money, free move, Future, Honesty, Hope, House, International, LUCK, MANSION, Minecraft, okinawa, opportunity, relationship, Relocation, Server, twin towns, wikipedia

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Void Gems Collected:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Potions Brewed:	70
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

acceptatie, belgen, discriminatie, diversiteit, dutchies, flikkers, gelijkheid, haat, inclusie, intolerantie, Jennie, joden, Minecraft, nederlanders, Nikkers, racisme, Respect, rule, samenleving, smp, vooroordelen, Welkom, xenofobie, ziedende kanker

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Animals Bred:	175
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

BIZARRE, Handy, hidden talent, Mastered, Niche, odd, offbeat, practical, quirky, random skill, SkillfulSMP, special ability, strange, Surprising, talent, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, useless skill, UselessButHandy, weird

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8075
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

Edition, inappropriate, inappropriate actions, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, inappropriate workplace actions, inappropriate workplace behavior, inappropriate workplace behavior examples, inappropriate workplace conduct, office behavior, office etiquette, office misconduct, office misconduct examples, office professionalism, Professionalism, work behavior, work misconduct, WorkCraft, workplace boundaries, workplace ethics, workplace misconduct, workplace misconduct examples, workplace professionalism

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Emeralds Found:	2056

Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!