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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 6911 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 564251 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Join us and leave behind the double-chin comments and weight-shaming for a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your pixelated castle looks. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your friend choosing between you and her boyfriend because on our server, the only choice you have to make is what block to place next.
So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life relationship issues.