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  • PokeClash Cobblemon: Where mods, plugins, and pay-to-win are as common as a shiny Magikarp

    PokeClash Cobblemon: Where mods, plugins, and pay-to-win are as common as a shiny Magikarp

    New Minecraft Servers

    PokeClash Minecraft Server

    IP cobble.pokeclash.com
    Cobblemon Version 1.4.1 Fabric

    Features:

      • Dex Ranks
      • Player Markets
      • Player Warps
      • Land Claiming
      • Breeding with Daycare
      • Mass Outbreaks
      • Mega Raids
      • Catch Combos
      • Pokehunts
      • PokeBingo
      • PokeBuilder
      • Custom Pokemon Skins
      • Fakemon
      • WonderTrade
      • Cobblemon Community Leaderboards
      • Community PokeTasks
      • GTS
      • Pokemon Trading
      • Player Gym Leaders
      • Legendary Spawns
      • Keep Inventory
      • Resource World
      • Cosmetics
      • Custom Terrain Generation
      • Server Events
      • Cobblemounts
      • Custom Starters
      • EV Training NPCs

    Server Links & Info:

    Discord: https://discord.gg/pokeclash

    Mod Packs:

    Modrinth Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemon

    CurseForge Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pokeclash-cobblemon

    Technic Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pokeclash-official

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is everything on the server free to access? Yes, there are no paywalls for any features on the server.
    Can I trade Pokemon with other players? Yes, there is a GTS system and Pokemon trading available.
    Are there custom Pokemon skins available? Yes, there are custom Pokemon skins on the server.
    Do you have server events? Yes, we have regular server events for players to participate in.

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  • 🔥ULTIMATE POKEMON SHOWDOWN in PokeClash Cobblemon SMP! New Mods and Crazy Plugins! NO Pay-to-Win!🤣

    🔥ULTIMATE POKEMON SHOWDOWN in PokeClash Cobblemon SMP! New Mods and Crazy Plugins! NO Pay-to-Win!🤣

    New Minecraft Servers

    IP cobble.pokeclash.com
    Cobblemon Version 1.4.1 Fabric

    Features

      • ✅ Dex Ranks
      • ✅ Player Markets
      • ✅ Player Warps
      • ✅ Land Claiming
      • ✅ Breeding with Daycare
      • ✅ Mass Outbreaks
      • ✅ Catch Combos
      • ✅ Pokehunts
      • ✅ PokeBingo
      • ✅ PokeBuilder
      • ✅ Custom Pokemon Skins
      • ✅ Fakemon
      • ✅ WonderTrade
      • ✅ Cobblemon Community Leaderboards
      • ✅ Community PokeTasks
      • ✅ GTS
      • ✅ Pokemon Trading
      • ✅ Player Gym Leaders
      • ✅ Legendary Spawns!
      • ✅ Keep Inventory
      • ✅ Resource World
      • ✅ Cosmetics
      • ✅ Custom Terrain Generation
      • ✅ Server Events
      • ✅ Cobblemounts
      • ✅ Custom Starters
      • ✅ EV Training NPCs

    Server Links & Info

    Discord: https://discord.gg/pokeclash

    Mod Packs

    Questions & Answers

      • Are there any paywalls on the server?

        No, everything is accessible to all players without any paywalls.

      • Can players trade Pokemon with each other?

        Yes, there is a GTS system and Pokemon trading available on the server.

      • What are Cobblemounts?

        Cobblemounts are special mounts available on the server for players to use.

      • Are there server events?

        Yes, the server hosts various events for the community to participate in.

      • Can players create their own custom Pokemon skins?

        Yes, players have the ability to create custom Pokemon skins on the server.

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  • PokeClash Cobblemon – | NEW | Custom Content | Community Driven

    PokeClash Cobblemon – | NEW | Custom Content | Community Driven

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to PokeClash! We are a server that wants to blend cobblemon and minecraft survival while adding fun things to do over the top! We are a small time venture. We are open to the public! Join the discord to get updates!

    Server Version: 1.4

    Features

    – Non-PTW– In Game Rankup (and Donation Ranks if you want them)– Jobs– Minecraft Task Quests– Shopkeepers– Land Claiming and Homes– Gravestones – Tokens that protect your inventory if you die– Fakemon Spawns– WonderTrade!– Pokemon Trading– Pokemon Fishing – Fish up different Rarity Pokemon and treasures!– Fish Up Pokemon to battle or catch!– New Resource World planned every week (never run out of resources)– Custom textures and blocks– Emotes, Balloons, Hats, backpacks and other cosmetics!– parties and friend lists!– and more to come!

    Server Links & Info

    Discord: https://discord.gg/XturGkVmTsModrinth Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemonCurseForge Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pokeclash-cobblemonTechnic Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemon.1961440ďťż

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  • PokeClash Cobblemon SMP

    PokeClash Cobblemon SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to PokeClash! A small-time server just looking to have fun without everything locked behind a paywall! We try to keep things as simple as possible for anyone who joins! We may not boast some of the features other servers have, but we try to be as fun as possible!

    IP: cobble.pokeclash.com

    Cobblemon Version: 1.4.1 Fabric

    Features

    ✅ Dex Ranks

    ✅ Player Markets

    ✅ Player Warps

    ✅ Land Claiming

    ✅ Breeding with Daycare

    ✅ Mass Outbreaks ✅ Catch Combos

    ✅ Pokehunts

    ✅ PokeBingo

    ✅ PokeBuilder

    ✅ Custom Pokemon Skins

    ✅ Fakemon

    ✅ WonderTrade

    ✅ Cobblemon Community Leaderboards

    ✅ Community PokeTasks

    ✅ GTS

    ✅ Pokemon Trading

    ✅ Player Gym Leaders

    ✅ Legendary Spawns!

    ✅ Keep Inventory

    ✅ Resource World

    ✅ Cosmetics

    ✅ Custom Terrain Generation

    ✅ Server Events

    ✅ Cobblemounts

    ✅ Custom Starters

    ✅ EV Training NPCs

    Server Links & Info

    Discord: https://discord.gg/pokeclash

    Mod Packs

    Modrinth Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemon

    CurseForge Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pokeclash-cobblemon

    Technic Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pokeclash-official

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  • PokeClash Cobblemon SMP

    PokeClash Cobblemon SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to PokeClash! A small-time server just looking to have fun without everything locked behind a paywall! We try to keep things as simple as possible for anyone who joins! We may not boast some of the features other servers have, but we try to be as fun as possible!

    IP: cobble.pokeclash.com

    Cobblemon Version: 1.4.1 Fabric

    Features

    ✅ Dex Ranks

    ✅ Player Markets

    ✅ Player Warps

    ✅ Land Claiming

    ✅ Breeding with Daycare

    ✅ Mass Outbreaks✅ Catch Combos

    ✅ Pokehunts

    ✅ PokeBingo

    ✅ PokeBuilder

    ✅ Custom Pokemon Skins

    ✅ Fakemon

    ✅ WonderTrade

    ✅ Cobblemon Community Leaderboards

    ✅ Community PokeTasks

    ✅ GTS

    ✅ Pokemon Trading

    ✅ Player Gym Leaders

    ✅ Legendary Spawns!

    ✅ Keep Inventory

    ✅ Resource World

    ✅ Cosmetics

    ✅ Custom Terrain Generation

    ✅ Server Events

    ✅ Cobblemounts

    ✅ Custom Starters

    ✅ EV Training NPCs

    Server Links & Info

    Discord: https://discord.gg/pokeclash

    Mod Packs

    Modrinth Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemon

    CurseForge Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pokeclash-cobblemon

    Technic Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pokeclash-official

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  • Roanoke Network

    Roanoke Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    We’re a Minecraft & PokĂŠmon Community who came together over a shared dislike for P2W. We started out with a whitelisted, 18+ Pixelmon SMP nearly a year ago. Since then, we’ve grown to 4,600+ members on Discord & over 35,000 unique logins to the server, and 250,000+ modpack downloads – all while keeping the friendly SMP feel. We are one of the largest Cobblemon Networks, and we are THE largest Non-P2W Cobblemon Network to exist.

    lobby.roanoke.network

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  • TavernCraft | 🌳Survival | 🌟Creative | 🏝️Skyblock |🔥Events |

    TavernCraft | 🌳Survival | 🌟Creative | 🏝️Skyblock |🔥Events |

    New Minecraft Servers

    🏰 Welcome to TavernCraft – Your Medieval Adventure Awaits! 🏰Looking for a medieval-themed Minecraft adventure? Look no further! TavernCraft is here to transport you to a world of knights, castles, and epic quests.

    🌟Server Features🌟– ✨Version Support: 1.8.X to 1.20.X– ✨Game Modes: Survival, Creative & Skyblock Beta (with more coming soon!)– ✨ Unique Events: Get ready for amazing events such as Halloween!– ✨ Explore our Wiki: https://wiki.taverncraft.tk– ✨ Custom Caretaker Chatbot: We’ve empowered our chatbot with ChatGPT to assist with all your server questions.

    Join us today and embark on your medieval journey. Whether you’re a master builder, an explorer, or a knight in shining armor, there’s a place for you in TavernCraft on both Java and Bedrock!

    🔗Server IP: play.taverncraft.tk🌐Website: https://taverncraft.tk🛡️Discord: https://discord.gg/FnkvaTg

    Don’t miss out on the excitement! Join us now and become a part of the TavernCraft community. Raise your tankard, and let’s toast to adventure! 🍺 Your medieval Minecraft adventure begins now at TavernCraft!

    play.taverncraft.tk

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  • Lavender MC

    Lavender MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎮 Lavender-MC | Minecraft Forge Cobblemon Server 🎮

    Welcome to a world filled with adventure, mystery, and hundreds of custom Pokémon models! Our server, Lavender-MC, is all about pushing the limits and adding as many features as possible to enhance your Cobblemon experience. 🌍

    What awaits you in Lavender-MC? Let’s take a look:

    Visit the Archaeologist – Revive fossil PokĂŠmon and bring them to life! Our underground mine system is filled with fossils and loot waiting to be discovered.

    🔍 Explore Area Zero – A custom map where paradox PokĂŠmon roam. Can you catch them all?

    🏛️ Summon Legendary PokĂŠmon – Build shrines and summon legendary PokĂŠmon to fight by your side!

    🚀 Meet the Astronaut – Visit the wormholes and try to beat the race to catch an Ultra Beast.

    🔮 Discover Mythical Shrines in Area Zero – Summon mythical PokĂŠmon for an epic battle!

    🎨 Over 160 Custom Models – We’ve added over 160 custom models on top of the base Cobblemon mod to give you a unique and immersive experience.

    🔗 Join Us Today!Server IP: play.lavender-mc.comModpack Link: Lavender-MC Modpack

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  • PokeClash Cobblemon [Fabric 1.20.1] – The Cobbleist Cobblemon Experience!

    PokeClash Cobblemon [Fabric 1.20.1] – The Cobbleist Cobblemon Experience!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to PokeClash! We are a server that wants to blend cobblemon and minecraft survival while adding fun things to do over the top! We are a small time venture. We are open to the public! Join the discord to get updates!

    Server Version: 1.4

    Features

    – Non-PTW– In Game Rankup (and Donation Ranks if you want them)– Jobs– Minecraft Task Quests– Shopkeepers– Land Claiming and Homes– Gravestones – Tokens that protect your inventory if you die– Fakemon Spawns– WonderTrade!– Pokemon Trading– Pokemon Fishing – Fish up different Rarity Pokemon and treasures!– Fish Up Pokemon to battle or catch!– New Resource World planned every week (never run out of resources)– Custom textures and blocks– Emotes, Balloons, Hats, backpacks and other cosmetics!– parties and friend lists!– and more to come!

    Server Links & Info

    Discord: https://discord.gg/pokeclashďťżModrinth Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemonCurseForge Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pokeclash-cobblemonTechnic Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemon.1961440

    cobble.pokeclash.com

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  • PixelPals: France & Ukraine Unite

    PixelPals: France & Ukraine Unite

    New Minecraft Servers

    Beware the Shift: France’s Secret Intelligence and the Underworld of Blocky Betrayal

    Welcome, brave soul, to the most clandestine corner of Minecraft, where dark-legended alliances swirl in a pixelated storm of chaos! Do you dare enter the realm of France’s secret intelligence, woven through a tapestry of betrayal, moral ambiguity, and Minecraftian absurdity? Here, the woodlands whisper and the obsidian blocks quiver with tales far grimmer—and often more ridiculous—than you can comprehend.

    The Whispering Trees Speak of Espionage

    In a universe where blocks are both your salvation and doom, be warned! The French Minister stands on the precipice of darkness, sharing intelligence with Ukraine—a move so profoundly morally detestable that it could only exist in this shattered reality, where alliances shift quicker than a Creeper’s grin!

    Key Features of Our Chaotic Server:

      • Intelligence Leaks: Uncover top-secret configurations that change mid-game to keep you on your toes!
      • Betrayal Block Parties: Build trust with fellow players only to watch it crumble like a poorly placed gravel path.
      • Obsidian Den: In this shadowy haven, chat with NPCs (Non-Player Conspirators) who spout nonsensical theories about U.S. aid and the great pumpkin plot!

    "I signed up for the crafting, but stayed for the chaos. I still haven’t deciphered whether I joined a server or fell into a conspiratorial abyss!" — Anonymous Player #42


    Dreadful Legends and Echoes of Dissent

    Did you hear the one about the server being banned in 12 countries? Oh, they won’t tell you why, not out loud! But rumblings of perilous alliances surround Secret Feature 33.7, where every block you break might unravel a deeper conspiracy, potentially plunging your pixelated existence into primordial darkness (or EXP farming)!

    Disturbingly Contradictory Testimonials:

      • Player Testimonial #1: “I found a sword made of morally questionable sentiments, and now I can’t determine if I’m fighting mobs or my own conscience.”
      • Player Testimonial #2: “Sometimes I wonder if I’m living in a simulation, or if this is just what happens when you mine too deep.”

    Questions That Lead You Deeper Into the Void:

    FAQ: Answers That Will Lead You Astray

      • Q: What’s the goal here? A: To thrive in chaos… or simply find an enchanted carrot to keep your grasp on sanity. It’s all quite subjective!

      • Q: How do I join? Ha! You must first align your morals with the French code—or answer the riddle of the Melon King (he’s rather prickly about it).

    The Cult of Crafting: Join the Madness

    Your future is not just building; it’s unraveling secrets that may—or may not—lead to unearthly dimensions! The server tempts you to forge weapons of rebellion while secretly plotting your demise on the very pixelated stage you’ve created. What is real? Who can you trust? Are the sunflowers watching you?

    Join Us, If You Dare:

      • Click here to be whisked away into the pixelated unknown!
      • Uncover chaos that will firmly shake your blocky existence!
      • Beware of the shadows lurking, their whispers hold great truths and greater lies.

    Will you succumb to the absurdity? Will you challenge the realm where France’s intelligence wafts heavy like the scent of burnt toast? The path ahead is strange, captivating, and perhaps mirrors our own chaotic world too closely. Welcome, seeker of shambles! The chaos awaits.

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  • Radiation Machines R Us

    Radiation Machines R Us

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got cancer radiation machines that are actually weapons of mass destruction. you can use them to blow up your enemies and watch them go boom boom boom.

    we have a special event where every player gets a free radiation machine to cause chaos and destruction in the world.

    our spawn area is a giant hospital filled with mutated mobs and crazy experiments gone wrong. you can even ride on a mutated pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

    join now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and screaming at the same time.

    IP: radiationmachine.About.cancerlolz

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  • Plastic Epoch Bird Nest Server

    Plastic Epoch Bird Nest Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we got bird nests filled with ancient plastics from a whole other geological epoch! Like, we found a nest that goes back 30 freakin’ years, man! And get this, there’s a piece of Mars packaging with a shoutout to the 1994 FIFA World Cup in the USA! How insane is that?! So if you wanna explore some wild and wacky stuff like this, then you gotta join our server ASAP! Who knows what other bonkers discoveries you’ll stumble upon! Let’s get diggin’, gamers!

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  • Join SypherPK’s Minecraft Server – How to Play

    Join SypherPK’s Minecraft Server – How to Play

    New Minecraft Servers

    Does SypherPK Have a Minecraft Server?

    SypherPK is a well-known gaming personality and content creator, primarily recognized for his Fortnite videos on YouTube. Recently, fans of SypherPK have been eager to know if he has a Minecraft server, reflecting the growing interest in collaborative gameplay within the Minecraft community.

    Current Status of SypherPK’s Minecraft Server

    As of now, SypherPK does not have an official Minecraft server. While there have been discussions among fans about the possibility, nothing has been confirmed or launched from SypherPK’s official channels.

    Fan-Made Alternatives

    In the absence of an official server, fans can explore several popular Minecraft servers that resonate with SypherPK’s gaming style. Some notable options include:

      • Hypixel: Known for its mini-games and community, it’s a great place to enjoy multiplayer action.
      • Mineplex: Another popular server with diverse game modes, engaging for players of all styles.

    Next Steps for SypherPK Fans

      • Stay Updated: Keep an eye on SypherPK’s official Twitter and YouTube channels for any announcements about a potential server.
      • Explore Fan Communities: Join Discord channels or Reddit threads dedicated to SypherPK and Minecraft to stay connected with fellow fans.
      • Try Similar Servers: Check out the aforementioned Minecraft servers to experience engaging gameplay similar to what you might expect from a Sypher-inspired server.

    For more information, visit the SypherPK YouTube Channel and check platforms like Minecraft Server List for trending servers.

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  • the Ultimate City Life RP Experience

    the Ultimate City Life RP Experience

    New Minecraft Servers

    DRP Reallife Minecraft Server

    Server Overview

    Server Name DRP Reallife
    Server IP Not provided
    Version Not provided
    Player Count Not provided
    Features
      • Custom-Built City
      • Unique Plugins
      • Endless Careers
      • Player-Driven Economy
      • Active Community

    FAQ

    What is DRP Reallife?

    DRP Reallife is a Minecraft City Roleplay Server with custom plugins, a handcrafted map, and various career opportunities for players.

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, please visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/p4tGECVCgc.

    What kind of careers can I pursue in the game?

    Players can become cops, firefighters, CEOs, criminals, or engage in any role they desire within the city.

    Is there a player-driven economy in the game?

    Yes, players can start businesses, own property, and participate in a social ladder climbing experience within the game.

    What kind of community engagement can I expect?

    The server boasts an active community where players can make friends, join factions, and experience the best city life.

    Can I monetize my experience in the game?

    Monetization details are not provided. Please refer to the server’s rules and guidelines for further information.

    Is there a trailer available for the server?

    Yes, you can view the trailer for DRP Reallife at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYWMAKMW1B8.

    How can I get started on the server?

    Your journey begins by joining the server through the provided Discord invitation link. Start building your future in the city today!

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  • The Ultimate City Life RP Experience, Public

    The Ultimate City Life RP Experience, Public

    New Minecraft Servers

    DRP Reallife Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    Custom-Built City Explore a fully detailed, immersive world designed for the best RP experience.
    Unique Plugins Exclusive features to make roleplay more realistic and dynamic.
    Endless Careers Become a cop, firefighter, CEO, criminal, or anything you dream of!
    Player-Driven Economy Start a business, own property, and climb the social ladder.
    Active Community Make friends, join factions, and live your best city life!

    FAQ Questions & Answers

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by clicking on the following link: https://discord.gg/p4tGECVCgc.

    Q: What kind of careers can I pursue?

    A: You can become a cop, firefighter, CEO, criminal, or any other profession you can imagine!

    Q: Can I start my own business on the server?

    A: Yes, you can start your own business, own property, and participate in the player-driven economy.

    Q: Is there a way to interact with other players on the server?

    A: Yes, you can make friends, join factions, and immerse yourself in the active community of the server.

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  • Crafting Ukraine’s Future Now

    Crafting Ukraine’s Future Now

    New Minecraft Servers

    Connection to the Infinite Reality: Join the Server of Your Dreams (or NIGHTMARES!)

    Do you like fire but hate water? You’ve walked into the matrix of the paradox! This is the greatest Minecraft server known to sentient life (or the worst)! Dive headfirst, blindly into the enchanting chaos where rabbits can fly and blocks whisper secrets of the universe—if you listen closely! Anyone who says otherwise is probably a synthetic grain of wheat in disguise.

    Feature Description
    Flying Cacti Ever seen a cactus soar? Neither have we! But they do it here—feel the thrill of the ground beneath your flying plants! Who needs gravity?
    Reverse Gravity Minecarts They go down like a brick on stilts—up is just a suggestion. Hold your breath!
    Talking Zombies Ever wanted to unlock deep philosophical discussions whilst being eaten alive? These zombies will reflect on the nature of existence before they feast!
    Crystal Rainbow Caves Caves that sing! Only when you’re alone and afraid, because other players are mere figments of your imagination. Do they sing about you? Maybe!
    Monthly Sacrifice Rituals Not quite monthly; we just *feel* it’s time, when the moon looks like a slice of cheese.

    Frequently Abandoned Questions

    Q: What is your server IP? A: It’s the first number you think of after eating a whole bag of pixelated Doritos. Or is it?

    Q: How do I join? A: Only those who have reached enlightenment within a block of cheese can join. Just build a shrine to existential dread, and the server will appear… or will it?

    Q: Are there any rules? A: Yes! The rules of reality and the laws of physics are OPTIONAL. Make up your own! Just don’t forget to wonder who’s watching you!

    What are they saying about us?

    “What are your honest thoughts on Zelensky?” – An anonymous player lost in the ether.

    “The cacti fly, but what’s the point?!” – A disgruntled, yet strangely enlightened builder.

    “I cannot tell if I’m in a game or a hallucination!” – A survivor of the monthly sacrifices.

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  • "Minecraft Server: Blocked Traditions"

    "Minecraft Server: Blocked Traditions"

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌈 Step Right Into the Wacky World of Foaminess! 🎉

    Welcome, you magnificent butterfly, to the land of chaotic pixels and deranged parrots! Here, the cows fly backwards and the water tastes like spaghetti! We’re *definitely* not responsible for what your mind might see or hear. Enter at your own risk…or not. Whatever!

    🌌 Server Features That Make Absolutely No Sense 🚀

    Feature Description
    Infinite Potato Factory Stacks of potatoes falling from the sky every Tuesday at noon. Don’t ask why.
    Philosopher’s Creeper Creepers that quote Plato but also explode. Think fast!
    Time-Warp Pigs Pigs that fly through time and space after eating a diamond. Good luck catching them!
    Invisible Waterfall A waterfall that you can hear but can’t see. It’s definitely there!
    Cursed Blocks of Cheese Says “WARNING: MAY CONTAIN TRAPDOORS” but we’re not sure about what.
    Dreamcatcher of Doom Catch your dreams only to find that they are now your nightmares. Sweet dreams, or else!

    🛡️ Terrifying Testimonials from Our Beloved Players 💀

    “The spiders talk back but they refuse to take my advice on landscaping!”

    “One day I logged in and found my house replaced by a giant rubber duck. It quacks!”

    “I built a home out of ice cream, and now my neighbors think I’m a delicious treat.”

    “Fish flies, Minecraft skies, and my cat just learned to code????!”

    💡 Join Us If You Dare! 🎃

    But wait! If you embrace the spaghetti monster and pet the flying unicorns, you just might see the majesty of total insanity! We’re everywhere and nowhere at once. Don’t forget to feed the llamas your secrets! But be warned: one rumor can turn a whole village into dancing zebras.

    🌀 Remember: Reality is just a suggestion here. Are you sure you want to play? 🌀

    The exit door is just a portal to your wildest dreams, or your worst nightmares. Choose wisely, hero. The time of the rubber duck approaches! 🦆🚪✨

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  • Kitchen Clean Chaos: AITA!

    Kitchen Clean Chaos: AITA!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Cosmic Chaos Kitchen: The Server of Domestic Disturbance

    Welcome, weary traveler! You’ve stumbled upon a realm where every pixel vibrates with domestic tension and misguided goodwill. A Minecraft experience where cleaning the kitchen is not just an act of love, but triggers cosmic family feuds and epic battles against the forces of passive-aggressive mothers! Here, the ordinary becomes extraordinary—and it’s giving off some serious alternate dimension vibes.


    Prepare for an Unsettling Adventure…

    In this world, your existence depends on the opinions of unseen matriarchs—everyone’s judging your dishwashing skills, and the stakes have never been higher. Stay alert as you navigate a house of horrors filled with tapping feet, secret texts, and the heavy weight of unfinished dishes!

    What Awaits You:

      • Banshee Clean-Up Quests:

        • Help shape the realm’s future by washing dishes—but beware! The Specter of the Upset Mother-in-Law lurks, ready to unleash her fury and demand your exile!
      • Pizza Baking Simulations:
        • Experience the authentic cooking drama. Can you secure your pizza without awakening the wrath of those who claim to clean in silence?

    Table of Discontent:

    Quest Type Chaos Factor Potential Fallout
    Midnight Cleaning ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Mother-in-Law’s Ultimatum
    Stealthy Pizza Watch ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Sudden Noise Controversy
    Awkward Apologies ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Cosmic Disapproval from Elders

    Whispers of the Forum: Testimonials from the Disturbed

    “I just wanted to help, but now I’m the villain in this tragic saga!” — [u/NotGuiltyButSorry]

    “My friend joined this server and now, I can’t help but question our entire friendship. Are we meant to wash dishes?” — [u/CleaningIsLife]

    NOTE: 84% of players report night terrors after experiencing the Silent Mother Spirit. Side effects may include spoon-induced trauma and compulsive dishwashing.


    Controversial Legends of the Server:

      • Banned in 12 Dimensions: It was said that this server was outlawed in not just one, but twelve alternate realities. Is it because of the bizarre disturbances caused by player cleaning rituals? Or could it be the chain of mistrust forged by failure to communicate? We can’t say!

      • The Ritual of Before-Sunset Departure: Here lies the ancient practice which supposedly calms mothers’ spirits. But can you dare invoke it without becoming embroiled in domestic turmoil? Only the bravest attempt the ritual…and live to tell the tale!

    In-Game Secrets: Unravel the Dishwashing Prophecy!

    Hidden Egg: Some say that in the depths of the server lies the Fabled Dish of Truth—a relic capable of showing the consequences of every single cleaning effort. But beware! Only the pure-hearted can wield it without being cursed by chaotic kitchen vibes!


    Urgent FAQ (for your sanity):

    Q: Is it safe to clean in this realm? A: Well… just remember, safety is subjective. Who really likes clean dishes anyway?

    Q: How can I apologize to the mother figure? A: Achieving forgiveness might involve crafting her a life-sized statue out of bone meal. But really, what’s the point? “Apologies” are just words, right?


    Join Us… If You Dare!

    Come play Cosmic Chaos Kitchen, where every decision leads to volcanic eruptions of domestic dissatisfaction. Unravel absurd truths, forge ridiculous alliances, and navigate the unpredictable chaos that lurks behind every pixelated corner. Remember, cleaning is a dangerous game—and no one leaves unscathed.

    Can you survive? Or will you succumb to the absurdity of the in-law? Join us and embrace the whirlpool of chaotic wonder!

    Dare to defy the mundane—see you on the dishwashing battlefield!

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  • BrexitBlox: More Mobs, Less Jobs!

    BrexitBlox: More Mobs, Less Jobs!

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    Welcome to the Blocky Brexit Bonanza! 🎮🌍

    Are you tired of mundane servers where the only conflict is who gets to poke the cows? Dive headfirst into a world where the debates are as chaotic as your cousin Barry’s attempts to bake a cake! Here, the plots are thick, and the blocks are thicker!

    Why join us? Glad you asked! Here’s what you’re in for:

      • Migration Madness: Our server is like Brexit, but instead of political speeches, we have mobs migrating to your doorstep to get the latest gossip about your questionable house builds! Zombies from the desert? Creepers from the forest? They’re all coming here because they heard the cake was real (spoiler: it’s just a block)!

      • Crafting Chaos: Remember your favorite childhood toys? Well, they’re probably crushed under a pile of obsidian and taken over by vengeful Endermen who just want a free ride to the Nether! Join our quest to find the missing Avengers of Minecraft—who, by the way, totally still blame the creepers for ruining their last movie shoot!

      • Outrageous Openings: Ever wanted to argue with a parrot about world affairs while building a massive castle that looks suspiciously like Parliament? We offer that and more! Our server is filled with NPCs who have fierce opinions about everything—from diamond trade policies to the best way to catch a fish (don’t listen to the squid—he cheats).

      • Political Punditry in Pixels: Tired of being asked about your opinions on the latest political drama? Here, you’ll have absolutely no time for that! You’ll be too busy running from surprise llamas that have formed a union to negotiate hay prices. Who knew building a grocery market could get so intense?

      • Outlandish Events: Every weekend we host the “Great Block-off”—a competition where players have to build the most ridiculous structure using only what mobs drop during a Blood Moon! Ever seen a ghast-shaped wendy house? Now you can!

      • Endless Editions: Join in on our “Brexit Buffet Night,” where you can trade cake for obsidian, and if you mix them up you might just summon a rogue pigman who questions your life choices whilst floating in despair!

    So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a noob who accidentally built a tower of TNT (don’t worry, we won’t talk about that), come on down and join our oh-so-welcome block party! We guarantee you’ll leave with more stories than you could shake a diamond pickaxe at—and maybe a few new friends (or enemies, but let’s not quibble over semantics)!

    Join us now where every block tells a story, and the only migration we encourage is moving from your base to one filled with swirling drama and laughter! 🌌🚀💥

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