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MoviePhoneGoodbye

cinematic tropes, Communication, dialogue, Entertainment, Etiquette, Film Characters, film cliches, film dialogue, film industry, Hollywood, Manners, movie moments, movie scenes, MoviePhoneGoodbye, movies, on-screen interactions, phone calls, phone etiquette, screenwriting, scriptwriting, social cues

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Star Shards Collected:	219
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own movie set and recreate iconic scenes from ur fav films! ever wanted to be in a rom-com where u never say goodbye when hanging up the phone? now u can! our server is so lit, u might even get a call from hollywood producers wanting to cast u in their next blockbuster! so join now and let’s make some movie magic together!

PecBlockerCraft: Stop Prostate Cancer!

anti-Pec monoclonal antibody, Cancer, cancer progression, clinical benefit, Ec peptide, IGF-1Ec isoform, Metastases, PecBlockerCraft, proliferation, Prostate, prostate cancer, STOP, tumor repair

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated world of craziness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow unicorns, and building castles made entirely of cheese! And get this, we have a secret hidden level where you can fight off evil Pec monsters with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ec peptide, which can give your Minecraft character superhuman strength and agility! Imagine being able to jump 100 blocks in a single bound or mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a Minecraft legend! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The adventure of a lifetime awaits you!

Welcome to EmpireCraft: Where the only thing more vanilla than our server is the ice cream at our 18+ White-listed ice cream social!

+18, administrators, bedrock, Casual, Community, Connections, cream, creativity, discord server, EmpireCraft, flexibility, global players., hands off, Ice, java, Moderators, new generation, No Resets, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Social, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magic Items Found:	1675	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

EmpireCraft Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft (Java and Bedrock support)
Version	1.21
Community Focus	Creativity and Building Connections
Age Requirement	Primarily 18+ with some exceptions

Server Rules

Respect your fellow players. No bullying, bigotry, hate speech, or derogatory language of any kind.
No griefing, stealing, or mean-spirited trolling.
No cheating, hacking, use of x-ray, or similar actions.

Join Our Discord Server

If you’re interested in applying or just want to chat, please join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/AtxJ6JNGTb

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a minimum age requirement to join the server?	EmpireCraft is primarily an 18+ community, with some exceptions.
Are there any planned resets for the server?	There are currently no planned resets on the horizon, and any decision on resets will be made as a group.
What type of gameplay altering plugins are used on the server?	EmpireCraft uses a handful of plugins, but they do not truly alter vanilla gameplay.
How can I apply to join the server?	Please join our Discord server and chat with us to express your interest in joining.

Epstein’s Escape Minecraft Server

Blackmail, Conspiracy, controversial, Corruption, cover up, criminal activity, dark secrets, Epsteins, Escape, Evidence, investigation, jeffrey epstein, Justice, Minecraft, murder, Pedophiles, powerful individuals, scandal, Server, speculation, suspicious, unanswered questions, unsolved mystery, wealthy elite

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2207	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Love Letters Sent:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a celebrity cheating scandal? Look no further than our server! Join us because we have secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds, a hidden village of llamas who can speak Latin, and a conspiracy theory that Steve from Minecraft was actually killed because he was gonna expose pedophiles in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there!

TruthnukeCraft: Time to Mine!

5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, debian 12 bookworm, Dell Optiplex, herman miller aeron, irc, logitech office keyboard, Mate, minesweeper clones, nature wallpaper, pirated Microsoft Office 2010, Precision, self-hosted email, solid color wallpaper, solitaire clones, tetris clones, Time, TruthnukeCraft, unicomp model m, Windows 7 virtual machine

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Emeralds Found:	5701	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience for those who are truly unique and quirky!

Join our server if you want to play Minecraft on a Debian 12 Bookworm system with a MATE desktop environment, all while sitting at a Dell Optiplex/Precision workstation. And forget about those boring wallpapers, on our server you can choose between nature-themed or solid color wallpapers that will make your Minecraft experience truly one-of-a-kind.

But that’s not all! For just $15, you can upgrade your gaming experience with a Logitech office keyboard or a Unicomp Model M, because why settle for a regular old keyboard when you can have something truly special?

And get this – on our server, we play Minecraft on a 5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, because who needs fancy widescreen displays when you can game in retro style?

But wait, there’s more! While you’re playing Minecraft on our server, you can kick back and relax in a Herman Miller Aeron chair, because comfort is key when you’re building your virtual world.

And if all that wasn’t enough, we also have an IRC channel where you can chat with other players, as well as a pirated Microsoft Office 2010 running in a Windows 7 virtual machine for all your productivity needs. And don’t forget about our self-hosted email system – because who needs Gmail when you can have your own personalized email address on our server?

Oh, and did we mention that we have solitaire, tetris, and minesweeper clones available for you to play when you need a break from building in Minecraft? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

LaundryCraft: Boyfriend Edition

adulting, Boundaries, Boyfriend, chore chart, Chores, cleanliness standards, Communication, compromise, Edition, equal distribution, Expectations, Gender Roles, Household Management, household tasks, Laundry, laundry habits, LaundryCraft, modern relationships, moving in together, personal space, relationship dynamics, separate laundry, shared responsibilities

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of cleanliness and chore distribution! Join us for a wild ride of organizing virtual spaces and creating chore charts for your pixelated household.

Are you tired of being someone’s Minecraft mommy, constantly cleaning up after them while they leave their virtual clothes lying around? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict chore chart system to ensure that everyone pulls their weight in the digital world.

Join us and experience the thrill of sitting down with your Minecraft partner to discuss your demands for a clean virtual space. Create your own chore chart and assign specific tasks to each player, just like in real life!

And the best part? No more joint laundry! That’s right, each player gets their own virtual laundry basket and closet space. Say goodbye to folding your partner’s virtual boxers, because on our server, we believe in independence when it comes to digital laundry.

So come on in and join our Minecraft server, where keeping your virtual space clean is serious business. And remember, if you think doing the laundry is a “woman’s job,” it’s 2024 – there’s something wrong with you!

MineLaid – Minecraft Server

adventurous, bold, crazy, Daring, DATING, desperate measures, EXTREME, getting laid, hooking up, Minecraft, MineLaid, one night stand, Outrageous, outrageous behavior, relationships, Risky, scandalous, seduction, Server, Unconventional, unconventional methods, unconventional tactics, Wild

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly let loose and have a wild time? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your Minecraft needs!

Join us if you want to experience the most extreme adventures in the blocky world. Our players have done some crazy things to get laid, like building a giant love heart out of diamond blocks or serenading their crush with a chorus of creepers. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Love Shack, where players can go to find romance and maybe even a little bit of hanky panky. Just be careful not to get caught by the mods!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

TipsyCraft

alcohol, bar, Beer, blackout, cocktails, college, crazy antics, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, Friends, funny, hangover, Memories, night out, Party, shots, Story, TipsyCraft, wild night, wine

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can drink is a potion of invisibility? Well, on our server, we have a whole bar set up where you can get wasted on virtual drinks while building your dream world!

One time, a player got so drunk on our server that they accidentally built a roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit. It was a wild ride, let me tell you! But don’t worry, our staff is always there to make sure you don’t end up in a virtual hangover.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server and make some unforgettable drinking/drunk stories of your own! Just remember, always drink responsibly… in the virtual world, that is.

CraftyCoastGuard

BARBARIANS, China, coast guard, CraftyCoastGuard, Official, personnel, Philippine navy, world news

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the china coast guard are actually a gang of barbarians raiding the high seas! build your own ship and defend against their ruthless attacks, or join forces with them and conquer the seven seas together! sail to exotic lands, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and become a legendary pirate on our server!

CraftyAdultLand

Adulthood, Communication, CraftyAdultLand, cultural expectations, emotional intelligence, empowerment, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, language choices, manhood, Masculinity, Maturity, mindfulness, personal growth, Positive reinforcement, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, social norms, societal expectations, toxic masculinity

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dimension Hops:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? well do we have the server for you! come join our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers and the skeletons are the DJ’s. if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare unicorn riding a dragon around the server.

our server is so epic that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? let’s get this party started, baby!