Cobalt Minecraft Servers

Cobalt

  • NukeCraft Factions – Uranium & More

    NukeCraft Factions – Uranium & More

    New Minecraft Servers

    NukeCraft Minecraft Server

    NukeCraft is a fresh Minecraft network with cool and fun game modes. They hope you have a blast on their servers!

    Current Active Game Modes:

      • Factions – Uranium Map: Alpha testing
      • Factions – Plutonium Map: Coming SOON
      • Factions – Cobalt Map: Coming SOON
      • Kit-PVP: Coming SOON

    mc.nukecraft.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

    but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

    we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

    so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MetalManiaCraft

    MetalManiaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, listen up, gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there, then you gotta check out this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

    This server is so epic, it’s like a mix of Cadmium, Tungsten, Uranium, Copper, Cobalt, and Zinc all rolled into one! And get this, playing on this server will give you a 29% increased chance of getting that sweet cardiovascular disease! Who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll also have a 66% increased risk of death! That’s right, death! Who needs respawning when you can just kick the bucket for real, right?

    So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the medical conditions you’ll develop while playing! Join now and start your journey to the afterlife today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

    No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

    But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

    Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

    PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we build friendships as strong as diamond armor and conquer challenges as epic as fighting the Ender Dragon.

    Just like our friend who kept her pregnancy a secret, we keep our secrets hidden in hidden chests scattered throughout the server. Can you find them all and uncover the mysteries within?

    And just like the unexpected twist in our friend’s story, you never know what surprises await you in our server. From hidden dungeons to secret portals, there’s always something new to discover.

    So come join us on our server and experience the ultimate adventure. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as our friend’s last-minute cancellation. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about splitting the cost of an Airbnb with her!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • StepdadTaxEvasionCraft

    StepdadTaxEvasionCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a step-parent? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters and financial drama!

    Imagine this: you’ve been raising your stepson for over a decade, being there for him every step of the way. But suddenly, his biological father reappears out of nowhere and steals the spotlight. Now, your stepson wants his long-lost dad to pay for his college tuition, leaving you feeling like a forgotten ATM machine.

    Join our server for a chance to roleplay this insane family dynamic! Will you stand your ground and demand financial support from the absent father, or will you be the bigger person and continue to foot the bill? The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of step-parenting in a virtual world.

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a step-parent in Minecraft! Who knew family drama could be this entertaining?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

    BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie – action-packed, full of twists and turns, and guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, racing against time to find the legendary diamond sword, and even taking on a horde of zombie villagers in a epic quest for survival.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic movie nights where we gather around a virtual campfire and watch the best movies of all time, from classics like “The Shawshank Redemption” to modern masterpieces like “The Emoji Movie”.

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the ride of your life – it’s like being the star of your very own action-packed blockbuster movie!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Block Breakup Bonanza

    Block Breakup Bonanza

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of crying into your pillow every night because your ex left you for a llama in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where llamas are banned from stealing hearts and griefing relationships. We have a special “Breakup Survival Kit” plugin that gives you unlimited virtual ice cream and tissues to help you move on from your digital heartbreak. Plus, our resident therapist villager is always on hand to offer relationship advice (although we can’t guarantee it will be any good). So come join us and let’s heal those broken hearts together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DisastrousMissileLaunchMC

    DisastrousMissileLaunchMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys, dis server is da bomb, literally! Like, we got dem Russia ICBM launch tests goin on and let me tell u, it was a DISASTER! But hey, dat just makes it more fun, amirite? Join dis server if u wanna experience some outta dis world chaos and destruction, all in da name of Minecraft! Who needs peace and quiet when u can have explosions and mayhem, right? So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together, it’ll be a blast! Literally.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCancerCureServer

    CraftyCancerCureServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we be reducin’ cancer patients by defundin’ oncologists? Yeah, you heard me right! Oncologists ain’t got nothin’ on us and our blocky adventures.

    Join us and you’ll be fightin’ off creepers and zombies while also takin’ a stand against cancer. Who knew blocky pixels could be so powerful, amirite? So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to a cancer-free world!

    Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s lookin’ for some new blocky buddies to join his squad. So what are you waitin’ for? Come on over and let’s create some chaos and save the world, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP