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ChinaSeaRammerCraft

aggression, China, ChinaSeaRammerCraft, coastguard, Conflict, Confrontation, Diplomacy, Disputed, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime security, military presence, Naval, RAMMING, South China Sea, Tension, territorial dispute, territorial waters, US

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we ram coastguard boats for fun! we are like china but more dangerous and lolzy. build your own boat and ram it into others for epic battles on the high seas. the US is shaking in their boots at our mad skills. join now for a wild ride on the south china sea, where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme. let’s show the world how we do things on our server, where the only rule is to have a good time!

Pajeet’s Pixel Playground: Where Creeper’s are the Real MVPs

Awareness, CREEPERS, Cruelty, Cultural, discrimination, Disrespect, ethnicity, hatred, hurtful, ignorance, Indian, insensitive, insensitivity, MVPS, name.., offensive, PAJEET, pajeets, PIXEL, Playground, prejudice, racism, real, realization, Stereotypes, validity

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6032	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Are you tired of playing on servers that don’t even bother to use real Indian names? Well, look no further because our server is so inclusive, we even have a village named after every Indian name in existence! Join us and experience the ultimate diversity in Minecraft – from Pajeet to Rajesh to Parvati, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find the Diamond Cow will be blessed with infinite diamonds for the rest of their Minecraft days.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a pack of friendly Ender Dragons who will swoop in and protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience? That’s right, our Ender Dragons are not only fierce warriors, but they’re also great at giving hugs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the magic of Minecraft like never before!

Blocky Bawdy Books: Where Minecraft meets R18 in a hilarious adventure!

#youtube, Adventure, april 1st, artists, Bawdy, blocky, books, Clips, combination of words, debut stream, Demand, Endgame, FANART, hilarious, holomem fanart, meets, milfbait model, Minecraft, mother debut, overshadowed, r18, R18 books, R18 fanart, random stream, reference, Stream, zatsu

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Animals Bred:	182	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than the creepers is the drama in the chat! Join us for a server experience like no other, where R18 books are discussed in the zatsu part of a random stream and fanart of holomems takes center stage.

But that’s not all – we have a special surprise for you! One of our players plans to debut their own mother as a milfbait model on April 1st. And let’s just say, the demand for R18 fanart of her mother is through the roof! Will she be overshadowed by her own mom? Only time will tell on this crazy server.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what outrageous stories and antics await you in our one-of-a-kind community. See you in the game!

TNTifa’s Explosive Adventures: Creeper-Free Zone for Final Fantasy Fans

Advent Children, Adventures, Character, Cloud Strife, CreeperFree, explosive, Fans, FANTASY, fighter, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Gaming, heroine, iconic, long trail, love interest, PlayStation, remake, RPG, Square Enix, strong female, Tifa, TNTifas, video games, Zone

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Enchantments Applied:	169	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do I have the server for you! On our server, we have a strict rule that everyone must choose Tifa as their favorite Final Fantasy character. Why, you ask? Because Tifa is the ultimate badass who can kick creeper butt with just one punch!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Legend has it that whoever defeats Cluck Norris will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a floating island in the sky where players can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic rewards. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafting Chaos: Where Minecraft meets international diplomacy in 2 days…or 2 weeks?

aggression, Chaos, Conflict, countdown, countdown to war, Crafting, days…or, Diplomacy, escalation, global crisis, IMMINENT, International, international relations, iran, Israel, meets, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Politics, SECURITY, Tension, threat, uncertainty, War, weeks

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Animals Bred:	124	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crops Grown:	1992	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of impending doom and gloom? Looking for a way to escape the chaos of the real world? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive PvP battles, where you can choose to fight for either Team Israel or Team Iran. Who needs a war when you can have a virtual battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and pixels? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train future world leaders in diplomacy and conflict resolution. So come on, join us and show off your skills in building alliances and blowing stuff up!

Over the Hillcraft

aging, career, comparison, envy, Hillcraft, hopelessness, introspection, life transitions, mental health, next week, personal growth, relationships, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, social life, societal pressure, turning 34

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of adulting and feeling like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the responsibilities of the real world!

Join our server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures, build incredible creations, and make new friends from all around the world. Who needs a good job and a spouse when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

Forget about losing hope and feeling envious of others, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and live out your wildest dreams. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity!

Pixelated Love Shack: Where Even Ataru Can’t Score

Anime, Ataru, character analysis, Charm, Clueless, comedy, DATING, funny, Girls, humor, Japanese culture, love, lum, Manga, Otaku, pixelated, Protagonist, relationships, romance, Score, Shack, Unattractive

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of being like Ataru and not being able to get girls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate chick magnet! Our pixelated world is filled with stunning landscapes, epic builds, and adorable animals that will make any girl swoon. Join us and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or creepers to Steve)! Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join now and let the romance begin!

Crafty Mexy Madness – Join the ‘/mex/’ Server for a Fiesta of Fun!

Crafty, fiesta, Fun, Join, madness, mex, Mexy, Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Crops Grown:	7194	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of swiping left on Tinder and only finding average-looking profiles? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the edición prieta promedio de tinder you’ve been searching for! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated hotties and steamy virtual dates.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual paradise filled with gorgeous avatars and endless possibilities for romance. They built a pixelated mansion for their pixelated lover and lived happily ever after in the land of Minecraft love.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like speed dating in the Nether, romantic boat rides in the End, and even a special Valentine’s Day fireworks display in the sky. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our edición prieta promedio de tinder Minecraft server today and swipe right on love!

Pixel Poo Palace: Where Creepers are just misunderstood, and chinkshit is always in style

China, chinkshit, Competition, CREEPERS, Economy, fearmongering, Future, Globalization, Insecurity, international relations, Misinformation, misunderstood, nationalism, Palace, PIXEL, Politics, Poo, power dynamics, prejudice, Propaganda, rhetoric, Stereotypes, Style, Trade, uncertainty, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Dragon Eggs Found:	9827	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchantments Applied:	241
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing! And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping golden apples wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of chicken nuggets and feathers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, the only thing crazier than our server is the fact that we managed to get away with calling it “Enjoy your chinkshit while it lasts. China isn’t gonna be here in 10 years.” Let the fun begin!

Crafty Cavemen: Where Modern Men Prove Their Patheticness

cavemen, Crafty, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Insecurity, male identity, masculinity crisis, Men, mental health, MODERN, modern men, Pathetic, Patheticness, personal development, Prove, psychological wellbeing, self esteem, self worth, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, toxic masculinity, traditional masculinity, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ores Mined:	1698
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Are you tired of modern men being total wimps? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner caveman! Build massive fortresses, hunt for your own food, and show off your survival skills in a world where only the strongest survive.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will test your limits. From dodging lava pits to battling hordes of zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden somewhere on our server. Find it and you’ll become the ultimate warrior, feared by all who dare to challenge you.

So why waste your time with weaklings when you can join our server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be? Join now and show the world what a real man looks like!

Minecraft Madness: Genshin Edition – Join the chaos at /gig/ server!

BannerSim, Barbara, Chaos, character banner, Collaboration Web Event, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discover Traces, Edition, Event, Explore Nature, feline fortress furrdyssey, Freedom-Sworn, genshin, genshin impact, gig, guides, Join, Kaedehara Kazuha, madness, Maps, Minecraft, Neuvillette, Redeemable Codes, Server, special program, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Trailer, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, weapon banner, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We throw the wildest parties in the Nether!

2. Our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated Herobrine not once, but twice. They’re basically Minecraft gods.

3. We have secret codes that unlock hidden treasures in the game. Just like in Genshin Impact, but way cooler because it’s in Minecraft.

4. Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, Barbara. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to kick some blocky butt.

5. Our weapon banner includes Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst) and Freedom-Sworn (Sword). These weapons are so powerful, they can slice through obsidian like butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your pickaxe shattered by the sheer awesomeness of it all.