come join our epic minecraft server where you can battle against antibiotic resistant bugs in our polluted coastal waters! swim through the contaminated ocean and fight off hordes of E. coli while trying to survive and build your own underwater kingdom. with over 1 million bathing events annually, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter. join now for a chance to save the world from global bacterial domination!
EcoCraft: Bug-Infested Beaches
BorderTownSewageSaviors
Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got sewage gushing into the sea just like in this crazy news article! But don’t worry, we ain’t pleading for help like those border towns, we’re just using it to make the ocean look more realistic and stinky! Come join us and swim in our sewage-filled sea, it’s a real treat for the senses! Plus, who wouldn’t want to build their base right next to a giant pile of poop? It’s the ultimate flex, trust me. So come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure)!