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BoomCoastCraft

bomb disposal, Bomb squad, bomb threat, BoomCoastCraft, coastal patrol, crisis management., danger zone, Detonation, emergency response, english coast, evacuation, explosion, explosive device, Floating, heaves, maritime security, megabomb, Military, naval operations, near.., Public Safety

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got a floating megabomb dat just be chillin near da English coast. like, who wouldn’t wanna see dat? it’s like a fireworks show but way more dangerous and exciting.

Plus, we got a secret underground lair where all da coolest players hang out. we got diamond armor for days and a never-ending supply of enchanted weapons.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that roams the server and breathes fire on anyone who tries to mess with us? yeah, we’re pretty much unstoppable.

So come join us on dis epic adventure and see what all da hype is about. trust me, you won’t regret it.

No-Modding Minecraft Server

anticipation, Community, Customization, DELAY, Development, Disappointment, early access, Features, fotm, Frustration, Gaming, indie, indie games, long tail, Minecraft, modding, multiplayer, NoModding, online play, Server, update, Wishlist

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9171	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

Atlus, Beloved, blocky, Chronicles, controversy, developer, fanbase, Gaming, Gaming Community, hate, japanese games, Japanese RPGs., Jrpg, JRPG developer, long tail tags: ATLUS controversy, Minecraft, niche market, Persona series, Persona series fans, RPG, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei community, smp, video games

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	228

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

NeighborTrapCraft

Cruel, Damage, dead grass, driveway, ENTITLEMENT, flower bed, Glitter, Irritation, Justified, lawn, low, Mess, neighbor, NeighborTrapCraft, paint stripper, public property, tires, trap, Turning, uncalled for

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Enchantments Applied:	198	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

amusing animal anecdotes, amusing animal behavior, amusing animal encounters, amusing animal interactions, amusing animal stories, amusing encounter, amusing moments, animal, AnimalAntics, Comical, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, Humorous, Laughter, memorable, Minecraft, Pets, smp, unexpected, wildlife

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	887151
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

10. Animal senses, 11. Animal camouflage, 12. Animal survival, 13. animal perspective, 14. Animal habitat, 15. Animal diversity, 16. Animal intelligence, 17. Animal curiosity, 18. Animal companionship, 19. Animal protection, 2. Animal instincts, 20. Animal welfare., 3. animal kingdom, 4. Personal preferences, 5. Animal behavior, 6. Animal characteristics, 7. Animal adaptation, 8. Wildlife experience, 9. Animal communication, animal transformation, CraftyCritterz, Live, Llama, Panda, Pig

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global affairs, government officials, harris, international relations, mediation, negotiations, Participation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine, summit, truce talks, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

Artificial Plants, biotechnology, carbon, carbon capture, carbon sequestration, clean technology, climate change mitigation, Cyano, Cyanobacterial, eco-friendly, Enhanced, environmental innovation., Fun, green technology, indoor, indoor air quality, indoor gardening, microorganisms, Plant, renewable energy, Sustainable Design, sustainable technology, Synthetic Biology, Utilization

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

bizarre situation, buried, Conspiracy, construction site, controversy, Demon, disturbing revelation, grave, groveling, Kike, media frenzy, Minecraft, Mystery, political scandal, public outrage, Server, shocking discovery, speculation, trump, Trumps, unanswered questions, unfinished building, yid

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Votes:	2172
Alien Abductions:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5067
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

assimilation, assimilation process, cultural blending, Diversity, ethnicity, French, future outlook, generations, immigration, integration, ITALIANS, MERGE, Merging, Mexicans, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Polish, racial dynamics, racial integration, Scandinavian, smp, societal change, Whites

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

Argument, Brat, Couch, expensive, floor pillow, Friend, Group Chat, host, insult, knitted carrot, Lorena Canals, Party, Replacement, Spill, spilled wine, thrift store, thrifted, ThriftedPillowSwapLOL, throw pillow, URBAN OUTFITTERS, Washing

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Farms Harvested:	804	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Animals Bred:	101	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!