Coastal Defense MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MainlandMischiefCraft

illegal entry, border security, cross-strait relations, Surveillance, immigration

LOL this server is like Taiwan trying to plug border holes after 2 landings by mainland Chinese men in small boats, except instead of border holes we got FUN HOLES and instead of Chinese men we got MINECRAFT MEN in small boats! Join this server for a wild ride full of adventure and craziness. Build your own boat and sail the high seas, just watch out for any sneaky mainland Chinese players trying to invade your land! Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination!

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SeaWallCityCraft

Coastal Protection, Urban planning, climate crisis, sea level increase, Sea Level Rise

yo, join dis cray cray minecraft server where we build walls taller than yo mama to protect us from rising sea levels. we got dolphins riding on llamas, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a potato. come join us before the ocean swallows us whole and we all turn into mermaids. mermaids with pickaxes, that is. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

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GazaGone Minecraft Server

gaza, US military operations, infrastructure removal, permanently removed, military withdrawal

Yo, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where we got this troubled US military pier near Gaza that’s gonna be removed next week! Like, whoa, talk about drama, am I right? Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as we try to figure out what to do with this pier. Will it be blown up? Will it be turned into a giant water slide? The possibilities are endless! So come on down and be a part of the madness. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

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BoobWarsMC: Battle of the Busts

discrimination, physical appearance, body image, Women, societal norms

join dis minecraft server if u wanna avoid gettin roasted by ur fellow gamers for havin big titties! our study found dat women on dis server r more likely to engage in derogatory tactics against u if ur rockin dem huge knockers. join us for a wild ride of intrasexual competition and see if u can survive the boob wars! come on, u know u wanna see what happens when u mess with the big titty committee!

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CraftyArk – Minecraft Server

Astgenne, CraftyArk, redeem codes, Qiubai, Specialist Almond

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness!

Join us for the chance to unlock exclusive skins like Ansel skin, Earthspirit Skin, and even the elusive Insider skin! And don’t forget about the epic characters like Guard Zuo Le, Caster Carnelian, and Specialist Dorothy – they’re ready to join you on your crazy adventures.

But wait, there’s more! How about a special event where your first obtained 6* is an unowned one? Or maybe you’re more interested in the Coral Coast extravaganza featuring Reed The Flameshadow, Typhon, and Proviso – they’re the life of the party!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back – you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever!

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Erdtree Hitbox Minecraft Server

dark fantasy, gameplay, Erdtree, Hitbox, Exploration

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the final boss is just a dragon or a wither? Well, get ready for the ultimate showdown on our server because our final boss is a giant, fire-breathing chicken named Cluckzilla! That’s right, you heard us correctly – a chicken that’s bigger than a house and angrier than a creeper who just had its TNT stolen.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, engage in epic battles with evil llamas, and explore a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps. And did we mention that our server has its own currency called “Moo-lah” that you can use to buy enchanted weapons and armor?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to face off against Cluckzilla in the battle of a lifetime. Just remember to bring plenty of chicken feed and a good sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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HotelHopper Minecraft Server

leaving sister, family drama, Minecraft, sibling relationship, hotel stay

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster at the Great Wolf Lodge waterpark hotel.

Imagine being left at the waterpark by your own “sister” (who’s not even your real sister, just your former nanny turned sibling) after a series of ridiculous events. From being screamed at in public to being scolded for turning on a light in the middle of the night, this server has more drama than a reality TV show.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and experience the thrill of babysitting 5 kids at once while dealing with a dysfunctional family dynamic. Who needs TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a family reunion gone wrong, join us now! Just remember, drama is guaranteed, but fun is optional.

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CraftyComedyClub

AITA girlfriend real job famous comedian support resentment expenses household savings Uber DoorDash open mic moody inspiration dismissive grow up La La land naive friend worst ever, CraftyComedyClub

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Looking for a supportive community? Look no further, because we’ve got your back just like this guy tried to support his girlfriend’s comedy dreams. But watch out, things might not always go as planned, just like when he told her she’ll never be a famous comedian. Yikes!

Need a break from reality? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where you can build your dreams, just like this guy’s girlfriend dreamed of making it big in comedy. Who knows, maybe you’ll find inspiration in the most unexpected places, like TikTok or YouTube!

So why join our server? Because you never know what crazy adventures await, just like the unexpected twists in this story. And hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any moody comedians demanding you attend their open mic nights at 11 PM on a Tuesday. Sounds like a win-win to us!

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RegrettableCraft

lesson learned, regret, disappointing revelation, Shocking revelation, sorrowful realization

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll regret finding out just how addictive it is!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and even encounter a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world.

But be warned, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to regret finding out just how insanely fun Minecraft can be!

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TurkishCraft Minecraft Server

travel, Tehran, Minecraft, iran, dress code

So, like, u know how airlines r supposed to be all about flying and stuff? Well, this one airline in Tehran was like, nah fam, we gonna close our office cuz our employees don’t wanna wear headscarves. And the police were all like, yo, u can’t do that, and they shut it down. But like, on our Minecraft server, u can do whatever u want! No headscarf laws here, just block-building fun and crazy adventures. Join us and escape the real world drama for some epic gaming!

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