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DadBod Minecraft Server

Communication, Conversation, dad, DadBod, endearing, Expression, family, Father, funny, humor, Language, love, Messaging, Minecraft, Parent, phrases, Resilient, Role Model, Server, STRONG, Texting, TOUGH, Words

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Votes:	5611

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even my dad accidentally typed “thoe” at the end of his sentence in a text. That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules here, folks. Join us for a hilarious adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself typing “thoe” by the end of your gaming session. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

x86_64ARMinecraft SMP: The CPU Connoisseur

advanced user, Arm, Computer, computer user, computing, computing devices, computing power, connoisseur, CPU, Enthusiast, Hardware, high performance, IT, Operating systems, power user, processor, smp, software, Tech Enthusiast, tech-savvy, Technology, technology user, x86_64, x86_64ARMinecraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers run by noobs who don’t even know the difference between x86_64 and ARM? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept power users who know their stuff. If you’re not running a high-end processor, you might as well go play on a potato.

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs as we navigate through the world of Minecraft like true pros. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. If that’s not impressive, I don’t know what is.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive in a world where only the strongest processors prevail, come join us on the most elite Minecraft SMP around. Just make sure to leave your weak CPUs at the door.

Superpower: World Unite!

Ability, Choice, decision, dream, equality, FANTASY, flying, Global, imagination, Invisibility, Manipulation, mind control, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, telepathy, Teleportation, uniformity, unite, wish, world

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Towns Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where everyone gets to choose one superpower to use in the game! But here’s the catch – the entire world gets the same superpower as you!

Imagine the chaos of everyone flying around like Superman, or shooting fireballs like a bunch of angry dragons. It’s like a superhero convention gone wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends using your chosen superpower. Will you be the hero of the server, or will you be the villain causing mayhem and destruction wherever you go?

So come on, join us and let’s see who will reign supreme with their epic superpower on our crazy Minecraft server!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Christian Community, CHRISTIANS, current events, extremism, Global Issues, Holycraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international news, massacre, Minecraft, mourning, News, Nigeria, Nigerian Christians, persecution, PRAYER, religious freedom, religious persecution, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! we promise you won’t get massacred by any creepers or zombies, just some friendly players looking to build cool stuff together. plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start your epic adventure!

Milei’s Minecraft Inflation Fun

2022, argentina, Fun, inflation, lowest level, milei, Mileis, Minecraft, Slow

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Endless Night Skies:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have less inflation than Argentina in 2022 under Milei!!! that’s right, our server is so lit that even the economy is stable!!! build, mine, and craft your way to victory while laughing at those poor Argentinians dealing with crazy inflation rates. plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret treasure chest filled with emeralds and diamonds because why not, right? so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most stable and prosperous minecraft server ever!!!

TheHardcoreKing

Adventure, Amplified, Brutal, challenge, Dangerous, death, Difficult, EXTREME, Hardcore, hardcore mode, INTENSE, intense survival, Perilous, PvP, Risk, Survival, Survival Challenge, Thrill, UNFORGIVING

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

the hardcore king is THE hardcore server to risk your life on!

come join us on our amplified world that will try and kill you at any chance it gets

thehardcoreking.com

EliteEnder

Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, EliteEnder, Events, Friendly staff, Minecraft, nice playerbase, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Shops, smp, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Villages Defended:	13

EliteEnder is a friendly, Semi-Vanilla minecraft 1.21 SMP. Join the Discord using /discord in game to apply today. We have /shops and host events often! With friendly staff and a nice playerbase why not join today!

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🎮 Basement Gaming: Bringing you slightly-modded mayhem in our public SMP server! 🎮

basement, bringing, challenge, Chaos, Community, freedom, FRIENDSHIPS, gameplay, Gaming, Griefing, Guidelines, History, Legacy, MAYHEM, Memories, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Public, rules, Server, slightlymodded, smp, Structures, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3872	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Basement Gaming Minecraft Server Overview

A Community with History
Let me tell you a bit about Basement Gaming. This server isn’t just another Minecraft world; it’s a place with a rich legacy. We’ve been around for a while, and every block here tells a story. Our players have poured their hearts into this server, building amazing structures, forming friendships, and creating memories. After a bit of a break, we’ve come back stronger than ever. The reopening was fantastic, and now the server is fresh and bursting with activity. Whether you’re an old friend or a new face, we’re excited to welcome you into our community.

A Community with History

Let me tell you a bit about Basement Gaming. This server isn’t just another Minecraft world; it’s a place with a rich legacy. We’ve been around for a while, and every block here tells a story. Our players have poured their hearts into this server, building amazing structures, forming friendships, and creating memories. After a bit of a break, we’ve come back stronger than ever. The reopening was fantastic, and now the server is fresh and bursting with activity. Whether you’re an old friend or a new face, we’re excited to welcome you into our community.

Play Your Way
What makes Basement Gaming special is the freedom we offer. Griefing? It’s allowed here! We believe in letting players choose their own path. Whether you want to embrace the chaos and challenge others or focus on building something beautiful, this server gives you the space to play the game your way. Right now, the server is buzzing with life, so it’s the perfect time to jump in and make your mark.

Play Your Way

What makes Basement Gaming special is the freedom we offer. Griefing? It’s allowed here! We believe in letting players choose their own path. Whether you want to embrace the chaos and challenge others or focus on building something beautiful, this server gives you the space to play the game your way. Right now, the server is buzzing with life, so it’s the perfect time to jump in and make your mark.

Simple Rules
Our rules are straightforward and easy to follow. The only thing we don’t tolerate is hacking. Everything else? Go for it! We’ve kept things simple because we believe in letting players have as much freedom as possible. The community is thriving, and it’s all thanks to these simple but effective guidelines.

Vanilla+ Experience
If you’re into mods, you’ll love what we’ve done here. We’ve put together a small, carefully curated mod list that enhances the gameplay experience without straying too far from that classic vanilla feel. And don’t worry if you’re not a modding expert—our mods are easy to install, and we’re always here to help if you need a hand. It’s all about making the game more fun without overcomplicating things.

Vanilla+ Experience

If you’re into mods, you’ll love what we’ve done here. We’ve put together a small, carefully curated mod list that enhances the gameplay experience without straying too far from that classic vanilla feel. And don’t worry if you’re not a modding expert—our mods are easy to install, and we’re always here to help if you need a hand. It’s all about making the game more fun without overcomplicating things.

Hosted by GGServers – The Best in the Business
We’ve partnered with GGServers to host our server, and we couldn’t be happier. Their performance is rock solid, their support is top-notch, and their prices are really reasonable. If you’re thinking about starting your own server, I highly recommend them. And hey, if you do decide to go with GGServers, use our discount code BGMN to get 25% off. It’s a great deal, and it’s one more way we’re helping out the Minecraft community.

Hosted by GGServers – The Best in the Business

We’ve partnered with GGServers to host our server, and we couldn’t be happier. Their performance is rock solid, their support is top-notch, and their prices are really reasonable. If you’re thinking about starting your own server, I highly recommend them. And hey, if you do decide to go with GGServers, use our discount code BGMN to get 25% off. It’s a great deal, and it’s one more way we’re helping out the Minecraft community.

Join Our Community on Discord! You can get whitelisted here on our Discord Server! Join Now

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	Yes, griefing is allowed on our server.
Are there any rules against hacking?	Yes, hacking is not allowed on our server.
Do I need to be an expert in modding to enjoy the mods on the server?	No, our mods are easy to install and we provide assistance if needed.

CraftyDall-E Minecraft Server

ai art, algorithmic art, Artificial Intelligence, artistic expression, bing.com/create, computer vision, CraftyDallE, Creative Technology, creativity, dall e, deep learning, design, digital art, Image Generation, image manipulation, innovation, machine learning, Minecraft, neural network, Server, Technology, Thread, visual art

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4251	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick! Or how about diving into a pool of lava filled with diamonds just waiting to be mined?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers who speak in nothing but emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let the craziness begin!

VicariousVillager in Minecraft SMP

being cared for, brainwashed by media, dehumanizing men, emotional intimacy, feeling loved, feeling sexy, gender equality, Gender Roles, given orgasms, humblebraggers, male vulnerability, Media influence, Minecraft, self worth, self-acceptance, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal expectations, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, trooning out, vicarious role, VicariousVillager

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Votes:	4962
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of being a humblebragger in the bedroom? Want to feel sexy, loved, and cared for in a Minecraft SMP like never before? Join our server and experience the ultimate virtual satisfaction! No need to troon out or be brainwashed by the media – just come as you are and enjoy multiple orgasms in a safe and inclusive environment. Don’t settle for vicarious roles in sex, join us and be the star of your own Minecraft love story!