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SinkingCraftyRussians
come join our minecraft server where we reenact the sinking of the russian cargo ship off the coast of spain! build your own sinking ship and watch it go down in a blaze of glory! swim with the dolphins as they rescue you from the wreckage and fight off the evil sea monsters trying to steal your loot! trust us, it’s a shipwreck of a good time! -
TransCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride where MtF transsexuals are the ultimate villains, using their shape-shifting powers to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of rainbow sheep plotting to overthrow the server admins. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy rebellion? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! -
JoblessRevengeCraft
attorney consultation, defending oneself, hostile work environment, helping others, under appreciatedWelcome to our Minecraft server, where getting fired unfairly is a thing of the past! Join us and build your dream world where you can fix all the computer problems without fear of being accused of wrongdoing. Our boss mobs won’t yell at you or slam items in front of you, they’ll just drop epic loot for you to collect.Become the ultimate admin of your own virtual world and never have to deal with office drama again. And don’t worry, if someone tries to log in as you, just slash them with your diamond sword and show them who’s boss.
Join now and let’s create a server where everyone is appreciated and no one gets fired for ridiculous reasons. Plus, we have a friendly community where even your sister won’t get in trouble for speaking her mind. So come on in and let’s build a world where fairness and fun reign supreme!
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NoH8Craft Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building in peace? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!Do you hate it when people chew with their mouths open? Well, on our server, we have a strict no chewing rule! That’s right, if you dare to crunch on some carrots while playing, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “om nom nom.”
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to buy some diamonds? Better have some llama treats handy, because these fluffy merchants don’t take emeralds as payment!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, join us today and prepare for a wild ride! Just make sure to brush up on your llama language skills before you log on.
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KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian spies, ukraine drama, and kursk oblast shenanigans! build your own bunker to hide from the russian threats or join forces with the ukrainians to take over the server! who will come out on top in this crazy world of international intrigue? join now to find out and experience the chaos for yourself! bonus: we have vodka dispensers in every corner for that authentic russian experience! -
TrumpCraftIranHack
TrumpCraftIranHack, presidential campaign, foreign interference, intelligence agencies, cybersecurityso, like, u know how u always wanted to be a secret agent but u also love playing minecraft? well, guess what?! on this server, u can be both! join us and help us take down the evil empire of Iran who hacked into Donald Trump’s campaign. u will be like a super spy in the world of minecraft, fighting for justice and freedom. plus, we have the best virtual martinis at our secret agent bar. come join us and be a hero in the craziest minecraft server ever! -
USB Port Pile-Up Server
so, like, u know how ur router has that lil usb port that u never use? well, on our server, we turn that bad boy into a file server! it’s like magic, but with files.imagine this: u log onto the server and suddenly ur router is like, “yo, i got u covered with all ur files, bro.” it’s like having a personal assistant, but it’s a router.
and get this, only the most tech-savvy peeps know about this, so u’ll be like a secret genius when u join our server. plus, who doesn’t want an excuse to dust off all those old computers lying around?
so come join us and let ur router do the heavy lifting. who needs a fancy computer when u have a router that can do it all? it’s like the future, but in minecraft form.
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MindfulCraft: Pain-Free Vets!
So, like, you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly you feel this pain in your back like you just got hit by a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, my fellow blockheads, cuz this server is here to save the day! We got this new research that says if you join our server, your chronic pain will magically disappear like a stack of diamonds in your inventory!Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated PvP battle and suddenly you feel this wave of mindfulness wash over you like a soothing potion of healing. Your well-being is through the roof, and you’re slaying zombies left and right with a newfound sense of inner peace.
Join us on this epic adventure where pain is just a distant memory and mindfulness is the key to unlocking your full potential in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!