imagine sailing your minecraft boat only to be ambushed by a fleet of chinese ships trying to steal all your diamonds! but don’t worry, the coast guard is here to save the day and protect your precious loot.
join now for a thrilling adventure filled with high seas drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s minecraft so anything can happen)!
so what are you waiting for? come join us on this crazy server and experience the wildest minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you lose all your diamonds, then you might regret it a little bit).
Join our server for some epic PvP battles that will make your head spin! Build your own base, raid your enemies, and dominate the competition like a boss. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even get recruited by the Ukrainian military for your mad skills.
But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the “Exploding Sheep” plugin that turns innocent farm animals into deadly weapons. And don’t even get me started on the “Llama Launcher” plugin that lets you ride llamas into battle while shooting lasers out of their eyes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a Russian Coast Guard, that is.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so easy to customize, it’s like enchanting your armor with the best enchantments in the game. No confusing filesystems here, just pure, rational organization that even a creeper could understand.
And don’t even get me started on our apps. We’ve got just the right amount of them, not like those bloated servers that make you feel like you’re carrying a full inventory of useless items. Our server is beginner-friendly, so even a noob can jump right in and start crafting like a pro.
So why waste your time on those kindergarten committee-designed servers when you could join us and experience the true joy of Minecraft SMP? Join now and become a part of our epic adventure!
Join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you manage to defeat the potato, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join us if you dare, and prepare for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected romances along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a blocky babe with a heart of gold and a killer sword to match.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when in doubt, always go for the ass and pussy – it’s the key to survival in this crazy world!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the mountains of our server lies a secret treasure trove of ancient Incan gold. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history? Only time will tell.
So come on down and join us for a Bolivian-themed Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew that llamas and empanadas could be so exciting?
Join us for the Sister edition, where we will be building a giant statue of a nun made entirely out of obsidian.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We once had a player who tried to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to have it struck by lightning and turned into a massive creeper explosion.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us at /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky Post tags, where anything goes (as long as it’s within the Minecraft rules, of course).
Strider Vanilla is a private server where you will not encounter unnecessary toxicity, incompetent administration and plugins that violate the vanilla nature of the project.
It is on this server that you can immerse yourself in a lamp atmosphere and have a pleasant time with new acquaintances in our favorite game.
In order to get to the server, you need:
● Login to the discord server
● Submit an application and wait for it to be approved
● Start playing on our project
The server does not have:
● Privates from the server side
● Extra unnecessary donation
● Toxicity and inadequacy
● Inadequate and incompetent administration
play.stridervanilla.xyz
Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding (we have a strict “no explosions” policy, those guys just can’t handle the party vibes). And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are surprisingly good at breakdancing.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama as a pet (they’re great at carrying your loot and spitting on your enemies, what more could you ask for?). So what are you waiting for? Come join HeroLegendIcon and become the hero, legend, and icon you were always meant to be!
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it has its own built-in snack dispenser that shoots out cookies and pizza rolls whenever you get a kill streak.
So strap on your diamond armor, grab your enchanted sword, and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared to never want to leave, because once you’re in, you’re hooked for life!
