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Salman’s Blocky Kingdom Minecraft Server

blinken, blocky, Conflict Resolution, Crown Prince, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Geopolitics, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, Kingdom, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, Minecraft, Muhammed bin Salman, palestine, Palestinian issue, Politics, regional stability, Salmans, Saudi Arabia, Saudi-US relations, Server, united states

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, just like how the Saudi Crown Prince doesn’t care about the Palestinian issue, we don’t care about boring stuff either, we just wanna have fun in Minecraft, ya know?

join us if you wanna build a castle made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, because why not? we don’t follow the rules, just like how the Crown Prince does whatever he wants.

plus, we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons, just waiting for you to find them. so come join us and let’s create chaos together, because who needs politics when you have Minecraft?

SoupCraft: VanGoghVandalism

Activists, art, controversial, crime, criminal act, cultural heritage, Destruction, historical artwork, media attention, Museum, Outrage, Painting, preservation, protest, public display, restoration, SECURITY, Soup, SoupCraft, van Gogh, Vandalism, VanGoghVandalism

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

join this epic minecraft server where u can throw soup on famous paintings like Van Gogh’s! we got activists running around causing chaos and making art history fun! come join the madness and be part of the soup-throwing revolution! who needs paintbrushes when u got a can of soup, amirite? let’s make art great again, one splash at a time!

Briny Water Lithium Mine

Briny, briny water, cost effective, efficient extraction, environmental alternative, Lithium, lithium extraction, lithium extraction method, lithium extraction process, lithium industry, lithium innovation, lithium mining, lithium processing, lithium production, lithium recovery, lithium supply, lithium sustainability, lithium technology, New method, supply chain issues, sustainable lithium extraction, traditional production, Water

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Farms Harvested:	414	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of mining for hours in Minecraft just to get a tiny bit of lithium? Well, have no fear, because our server has got you covered! We’ve got a revolutionary new method for extracting lithium from briny water that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re swimming in the ocean, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden underwater cave filled with lithium-rich briny water. All you gotta do is scoop it up with a bucket and BAM! You’ve got yourself a whole bunch of lithium without breaking a sweat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of lithium-loving dolphins who will guide you to the best mining spots and protect you from any pesky creepers that try to ruin your day. Plus, our server is 100% eco-friendly, so you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about damaging the environment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of extracting lithium like never before. Trust us, once you go briny water, you’ll never go back!

Marthia Land: Where vanilla players try to survive with a side of drama! Join us now!

Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom, Drama, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, Join, Land, Lore, Magic, Marthia, Medieval, Minigames, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Side, Survival, SURVIVE, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	9957
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

About Marthia Nations
Join Marthia Nations: https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Q: How long has Marthia Nations been around?	A: Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
Q: What plugins does Marthia Nations offer?	A: Marthia Nations offers plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Q: Can I build an empire on Marthia Nations?	A: Yes, Marthia Nations allows players to build empires and battle with ships and planes.
Q: How can I join Marthia Nations?	A: You can join Marthia Nations by following the invitation link provided above.

Anonymous’ Epic Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Epic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	179
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing wolves.

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Gratuity Minecraft SMP Expert

Expert, gratuity, gratuity customs, gratuity debate, gratuity etiquette, gratuity expectations, gratuity norms, gratuity rules, leaving tips, Minecraft, restaurant etiquette, service industry, smp, tip amount, tip or not, Tipping, tipping controversy, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, tipping guidelines, tipping habits, tipping practices, tipping protocol

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Animals Bred:	169	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay ever!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered tanks. Will you join them or will you stop their evil plans?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and leave your sanity at the door!

BoyfriendBlunderMC

Apologize.., Apology, awkward situation, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlunderMC, Bridesmaids, cordiality, friend drama, Group Chats, inappropriate comment, middle school fight, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, only fans, silent treatment, social circles, social dynamics, social etiquette, social interconnected, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7224
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Emeralds Found:	3596
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a middle school cafeteria! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive bridesmaids, inappropriate apologies, and awkward group chats.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating social interconnections that make you wish you could just dig a hole and hide in it – Witness the epic showdown between a waitress with an OnlyFans and a boyfriend with a terrible apology game – Enjoy the silent treatment from friends who pretend not to notice the chaos around them – Be a part of a community where middle school fights are the norm and apologizing for things you didn’t do is a rite of passage

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs actual gameplay when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained? Remember, on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers are the friendships!

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

beloved memento, beloved possession, cherished object, cherished possession, favorite keepsake, favorite possession, important possession, irreplaceable item, irreplaceable treasure, keepsake, meaningful item, Minecraft, PossessionObsession, priceless memento, priceless possession, prized possession, sentimental item, sentimental treasure, smp, special memento, treasured belonging, valuable keepsake, valuable possession

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	114
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
New Chunks Explored:	333656	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	1497
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a community of players who have some seriously wacky prized possessions.

One player has a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet and struts around like he owns the place. Another player has a collection of enchanted golden carrots that they swear give them super speed and the ability to fly (spoiler alert: they can’t actually fly).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero who saves the day? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server. So come join us and bring your most prized possession along for the ride!

PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns

abnormal phobias, atypical fears, bizarre anxieties, bizarre phobias, eccentric fears, extraordinary fears, fear, odd anxieties, outlandish phobias, peculiar anxieties, peculiar phobias, PhobiaCraft, quirky phobias, rare fears, strange fears, strange phobias, uncommon fears, uncommon phobias, unheard of phobias, unicorns, unique phobias, unusual phobia, weird phobias

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Are you afraid of cucumbers? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole town made of cucumbers just to help you conquer your fear! Join us and face your veggie demons head on!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!

KyivKaboomCraft

aggression, airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, Conflict, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivKaboomCraft, Military, Politics, power grid, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	244
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!