coalburners Minecraft Servers

Coalburners

  • Coalburner’s Seething Minecraft Server

    Coalburner’s Seething Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we witness the epic battle of coalburners and based men! Witness the pure, unbridled rage of a coalburner when confronted, as they try to escape their past mistakes. Join us as we confront degeneracy in this clown world and become a force to be reckoned with. Together, we will rise above the chaos and bring order to the Minecraft universe. So come join us, brothers, and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Babes Minecraft Server: No N-word Shenanigans

    Blocky Babes Minecraft Server: No N-word Shenanigans

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most outrageous reasons for you to join! Looking to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with chaos and laughter? Look no further!

    Join us as we embark on a mission to stop women from engaging in interracial relationships in the most ridiculous ways possible. We’ve eliminated welfare benefits for single mothers, because let’s face it, niggers make the most single moms per capita. And who needs birth control anyway? It’s time to bring back the risk of pregnancy for women who dare to mess with niggers.

    But that’s not all! We’re all about family values here, so get ready to disown any family members who dare to coalburn. It’s time to take a stand and start a race war in the world of Minecraft like never before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knew fighting against interracial relationships could be so hilarious?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Racers: Triggering /pol/ Since 2011

    Crafty Racers: Triggering /pol/ Since 2011

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the white nationalists make /pol/ seethe with jealousy! You won’t find any whites left on here, just a bunch of coalburners and riceburners that even redditors can’t help but laugh at. But hey, who needs sensitivity when you can join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures?

    Why join our server? – Experience the thrill of making /pol/ seethe with jealousy – Laugh at coalburners and riceburners with your fellow players – Embrace your inner conservative and show off your sensitivity (or lack thereof) in a hilarious way

    So come on, join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Who needs white nationalists when you can have this level of insanity? LOL!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Biden’s Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

    Biden’s Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything costs an arm and a leg? Well, look no further! Our server used to sell dirt blocks for $1 each, but now they’re going for a whopping $6! Why, you ask? Because our dirt blocks are made of pure gold! That’s right, mine them up and become the richest player in the game!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join his army and conquer the land with your poultry pals! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of riches, chicken wars, and epic dance parties!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Lunchtime Loners

    Lunchtime Loners

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and just relax? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggle of trying to enjoy your lunch break in peace, which is why we guarantee zero interruptions while you’re crafting your next masterpiece.

    Join our server and experience the joy of building without the stress of coworkers tapping on your virtual shoulder. We promise that no one will barge into your virtual office while you’re trying to enjoy your virtual lunch break. And if they do, just lock the virtual door and ignore them like a pro.

    Don’t let annoying coworkers ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server now and build to your heart’s content without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual lunches last for as long as you want them to – take that, hour and a half lunch takers! So come on over and escape the real world drama for some virtual relaxation.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • KidneyStoneRodeo Minecraft Server

    KidneyStoneRodeo Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old roller coasters? Want to give your kidney stone the ride of its life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual amusement park features the safest, bumpiest, and droppiest rides in all of Eastern Iowa. Join us and watch as your kidney stone gets a forceful yet safe nudge on our insane roller coaster! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? Join now and give that kidney stone the ride of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PixelPanic: The Disturbia Show

    PixelPanic: The Disturbia Show

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a twisted horror movie that will leave you questioning your sanity! Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with jump scares, creepy creatures, and haunted houses that will make you scream like a little piggy. But don’t worry, our friendly staff will be there to hold your hand through the madness…or maybe they’re just ghosts haunting the server too. Who knows? So come on down and experience the most disturbing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Musk’s Money Mine Minecraft Server

    Musk’s Money Mine Minecraft Server

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    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the investors are all backing this record-breaking pay deal for Musk? like, who even knew Minecraft and Tesla had anything to do with each other, amirite?

    join this server and you’ll be mining with the big boys, building redstone contraptions that even Elon himself would be proud of. rumor has it that if you reach a certain level, Musk will personally come into the game and give you a virtual high five. how cool is that?

    so what are you waiting for? come join the fun, the excitement, and the pure insanity of this Minecraft server where anything is possible, even getting paid like a boss by the man himself. let’s gooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • XiNoSell2RusCraft

    XiNoSell2RusCraft

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    so, like, ukraine’s prez Zelenskyy was talking to China’s Xi, right? and Xi was all like, “bro, i ain’t sellin’ no weapons to russia.” and Zelenskyy was like, “dude, that’s so cool of you, thanks man.” so now ukraine can chillax knowing they ain’t gotta worry ’bout russia gettin’ any more weapons. join our server and be as chill as Xi, no weapon-selling drama here, just good vibes and blocky fun!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MicroPlasticCraft

    MicroPlasticCraft

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    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MICROPLASTICS FOR DAYS, YO! U WANNA DIG UP SOME FOSSILS AND FIND PLASTIC BOTTLES INSTEAD? WELL, DIS DA SERVER FOR U, MY DUDE! WE GOT PLASTIC TREES, PLASTIC ANIMALS, PLASTIC EVERYTHING! COME ON IN AND EXPERIENCE A WORLD WHERE PLASTIC RULES AND NATURE DROOLS! TRUST ME, YOU AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE DIS BEFORE! #PLASTICFANTASTIC #MINECRAFTLOLZ

    New Minecraft Server
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