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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server: No N-word Shenanigans
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most outrageous reasons for you to join! Looking to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with chaos and laughter? Look no further!Join us as we embark on a mission to stop women from engaging in interracial relationships in the most ridiculous ways possible. We’ve eliminated welfare benefits for single mothers, because let’s face it, niggers make the most single moms per capita. And who needs birth control anyway? It’s time to bring back the risk of pregnancy for women who dare to mess with niggers.
But that’s not all! We’re all about family values here, so get ready to disown any family members who dare to coalburn. It’s time to take a stand and start a race war in the world of Minecraft like never before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knew fighting against interracial relationships could be so hilarious?
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Crafty Racers: Triggering /pol/ Since 2011
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the white nationalists make /pol/ seethe with jealousy! You won’t find any whites left on here, just a bunch of coalburners and riceburners that even redditors can’t help but laugh at. But hey, who needs sensitivity when you can join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures?Why join our server? – Experience the thrill of making /pol/ seethe with jealousy – Laugh at coalburners and riceburners with your fellow players – Embrace your inner conservative and show off your sensitivity (or lack thereof) in a hilarious way
So come on, join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Who needs white nationalists when you can have this level of insanity? LOL!
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Guaple Ultra-Softcore: We Promise It’s Almost Vanilla! Join for fun, gifts, and chatting
Minecraft Server Overview
Description One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 253 weeks in a row. Server Address gapple.mchost.pro / 108.181.149.16:26998 Goal Stay alive and earn the most points Score +1 per minute you stay alive, +1 per experience point you earn FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
1. How do I earn a revive back to the Overworld if I die?
If you die, you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition. Details can be found in the discord channel.
2. What is the special Team Competition on Sundays?
Every Sunday at 12CT, there is a special Team Competition where players can compete for prizes. This competition has been going on for 219 weeks.
3. Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?
Some server rules include playing fair and friendly, not using client-side mods that give unfair advantages, and no hacking or the use of xray resource packs.
4. What is the Apocalypse DataPack and how does it affect gameplay?
The Apocalypse DataPack introduces various challenges and enhancements to gameplay, such as players killed by zombies turning into zombies themselves, skeletons receiving enhancements, and other mob modifications.
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Blocky Sakamoto Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server! Join us on a new mission to save the world from evil zombie llamas who are trying to take over the entire Minecraft universe.But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where you can find rare diamonds and emeralds, as well as a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions.
So why wait? Join us on this epic adventure and become a hero in the fight against the zombie llama apocalypse. Plus, our server has the best virtual snacks in town – virtual pizza, virtual ice cream, and even virtual bacon! Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!
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HolyCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the logic of the KJV Bible… or at least try to make sense of it!Ever wanted to debate the position of the sun when it comes to using lethal force? Well, now you can! Our server will have you scratching your head and laughing at the absurdity of it all.
Who needs a functional judicial system when you can just let God handle all the judging? Say goodbye to courts and hello to divine intervention!
And don’t even get us started on the whole “strengthen your enemies” thing… because apparently, that’s a good idea. Who knew?
But hey, if you’re into sacrificing sheep and oxen on altars made of earth, then this is the server for you! Who needs logic when you can have blessings from a potentially satanic deity?
Join us for a wild ride of biblical proportions… and maybe bring a sense of humor with you, because you’re gonna need it!
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ParentalDisapproval Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like that random lady at the children’s museum! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous parenting advice and intense stand-up sessions for babies under 16 seconds!Our server is perfect for new parents looking to navigate the world of unsolicited advice and judgmental stares. Build your own virtual playground and watch out for those who try to tell you how to raise your pixelated children.
So come on in and show off your parenting skills in a world where everyone thinks they know best. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Let’s see who the real AITA is in this crazy virtual world!
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UniRoomieLove
Are you tired of feeling like the outsider in your own family? Do you wish your mom would treat you with the same kindness she shows to a random girl from Kenya? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the family you’ve always wanted!We offer a virtual world where you can be the favorite child, where your dad won’t call someone else his second daughter, and where you can sit in the front row at family functions without any competition. Our server is the place where you can finally feel loved and appreciated, without any favoritism or soap and lotion gifts.
So come on over and join us! Build your dream family, where you are the center of attention and where your mom gushes over you like you’ve always deserved. Say goodbye to feeling like an outsider and hello to the love and support you’ve been craving. Join now and start living your best virtual life!
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CraftyCraftSecrets
industry secret, undisclosed techniques, classified details, hidden knowledge, confidential trade practicesAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us and uncover the industry secret that will change the way you play Minecraft forever!Rumor has it that on our server, you can find a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers do the Macarena. Not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who will guide you on epic quests and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Are you brave enough to face the ghost of the game’s creator?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and uncover the industry secret that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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HostageMD’s Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have al jazeera journalist, physician father, and noa argamani held hostage for maximum entertainment! battle it out with your friends and enemies in a virtual world where anything goes! build, mine, and explore while dodging crazy kidnappers and saving hostages for funsies! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!