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Coalburner’s Seething Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, activism, Anons, brotherhood, clown world, coalburner, coalburners, Confrontation, empowerment, force, fuckup, Minecraft, Observe, RAGE, resistance, Seething, Server, Silence, social justice, solidarity, strength, Unity

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we witness the epic battle of coalburners and based men! Witness the pure, unbridled rage of a coalburner when confronted, as they try to escape their past mistakes. Join us as we confront degeneracy in this clown world and become a force to be reckoned with. Together, we will rise above the chaos and bring order to the Minecraft universe. So come join us, brothers, and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server: No N-word Shenanigans

Babes, birth control, blocky, Casual Sex, coalburners, disowning, family members, Minecraft, niggers, NWord, per capita, Pregnancy, Race War, safety net, Server, Shenanigans, single moms, single mothers, welfare benefits

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mines Excavated:	4095	Players Killed by Monsters:	9221

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most outrageous reasons for you to join! Looking to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with chaos and laughter? Look no further!

Join us as we embark on a mission to stop women from engaging in interracial relationships in the most ridiculous ways possible. We’ve eliminated welfare benefits for single mothers, because let’s face it, niggers make the most single moms per capita. And who needs birth control anyway? It’s time to bring back the risk of pregnancy for women who dare to mess with niggers.

But that’s not all! We’re all about family values here, so get ready to disown any family members who dare to coalburn. It’s time to take a stand and start a race war in the world of Minecraft like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knew fighting against interracial relationships could be so hilarious?

Crafty Racers: Triggering /pol/ Since 2011

Alt-Right, Bigotry, coalburners, Conservatives, Crafty, discrimination, Diversity, Hate Speech, internet trolls, lol, POL, Political Correctness, racers, racism, redditors, riceburners, seethe, Sensitive, social media, triggering, white nationalists, Whites, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Farms Harvested:	689	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Towns Built:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the white nationalists make /pol/ seethe with jealousy! You won’t find any whites left on here, just a bunch of coalburners and riceburners that even redditors can’t help but laugh at. But hey, who needs sensitivity when you can join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures?

Why join our server? – Experience the thrill of making /pol/ seethe with jealousy – Laugh at coalburners and riceburners with your fellow players – Embrace your inner conservative and show off your sensitivity (or lack thereof) in a hilarious way

So come on, join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Who needs white nationalists when you can have this level of insanity? LOL!

Crafty AF: Where Creepers Explode and Players Get Trolled! 😂🎮

Attention, Awareness, busy, Crafty, CREEPERS, distractions, efficiency, explode, Focus, juggling responsibilities, mindfulness, multitasking, Observation, overwhelmed, Perception, Players, Priorities, productivity, recognition, stress, Tasks, Time management, Trolled, Understanding, work

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9461	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

If only people were paying more attention, they’d know how busy she is…busy building the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join now and witness the chaos as sheep ride pigs into battle, creepers breakdance, and diamond armor is so last season. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, adventure, and maybe a few accidental lava baths. Join now and see why everyone is talking about this server…if they can tear themselves away from the dance party at the village square, that is.

Mystical Aurora

1.20.4, aurora, Conquer, developers, Discord, Economy, Enjoy, Features, fresh world, MCMMO, Minecraft, mystic, Parkour, Plugin, PvE, Resources, Server, smp, Store, Survival, update, Version, Wiki

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dimension Hops:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Farms Harvested:	320
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to Mystical Aurora! We are a 1.20.4 Economy SMP server! Join us today to conquer a fresh new world. We offer over 50+ features for your enjoyment. Here’s a quick list!

Server Information Discord: Click Here Store: /buy in-game Wiki: Click Here Server IP: play.mysticalaurora.xyz Version: 1.20.4

We do plan to update to 1.20.6, skipping 1.20.5. However, this will take some time to allow plugin developers to update their resources.

play.mysticalaurora.xyz

TerrestrialMC

astronomical, bedrock, Bedrock Support, Discord, Earth, Earth Map, Explore, Friends, java, java edition, Minecraft, nation, Planets, Play, Port 19132, Survival, The Campaign Trail, TOWN, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchantments Applied:	148	Endless Night Skies:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

TerrestrialMC is a 1.20.4 Towny Minecraft: Java Edition Server (with Bedrock Support), built by Astronomical, a developer for community-curated versions of the educational web game “The Campaign Trail”. Using a 1:750 map of the Earth, with more planets to come, players are encouraged to build a town, forge a nation, and explore with their friends!

The server’s IP is play.terrestrialmc.com. You can play on Java, or Bedrock with the port 19132.

Join our Discord at – https://discord.gg/zMCrHUhWby

play.terrestrialmc.net

Phobos SMP: Where Fear and Vanilla Beans Collide!

admins, American, Beans, Bosses, collide, Community, Datapacks, Discord, European, Farming, fear, ISLAND, launch date, Lore, Mods, phobos, quality of life, rules, smp, texture pack, Trust, Vanilla, weapons, Whitelist

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Enchantments Applied:	227	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Phobos SMP Overview
Version	v1.20.6/v1.21
Launch Date	June 3rd, 2024
Discord	Join Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

What do we have to offer?

2 Entirely new custom bosses
Exciting new one-per-world legendary weapons to compete for
No mods
An active welcoming community
Lore to build off of
A whitelist to keep the server safe
A team of admins with experience in smaller minecraft server who communicate well with the playerbase
Very little rules, we work on a system of trust between each other
Changes to the quality of life to freshen up the gameplay experience
All of this while still keeping a very vanilla feel

I joined the Discord, what now?

Go to the #smp-application-here channel in the discord and introduce yourself! The admins will make sure you get access to the rest of the server!

Who can join Phobos SMP?

We’re looking for people from all over the world, we have a lot of European members so some more in the American timezones would be most welcome! Everyone is welcome!

XenoCraft LOLz

Adventure, Characters, combat system, comparison, elemental combos, Exploration, FANTASY, gameplay, graphics, great game, hate, lolz, love, Nintendo, open world, RPG, Sequel, Soundtrack, Story, Switch, video game, xenoblade 3, XENOCRAFT

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Towns Built:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Xenoblade 3 on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Just like in Xenoblade 3, you’ll find yourself immersed in a world full of excitement and wonder.

Forget about elemental combos, we’ve got something even better – explosive sheep that rain down from the sky and turn everything into a giant disco party! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be blown away by the insanity that awaits you. Who needs Xenoblade 3 when you’ve got us?

MossyCraft: Where even the rustiest blocks can still be hilarious!

blocks, decay, Environment, Forest, fungus, Green.., growth, hilarious, moss, Mossy Forest Floor, Mossy Landscape, Mossy Path, Mossy Rocks, Mossy Trees, MossyCraft, Nature, organic, Plant, Rust, Rusted Moss, rustiest, Texture, Weathered, woodland

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to Rusted Moss, the only Minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-plated llama, who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s wooden sword into a lightsaber. True story!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the Nether rollercoaster, where you’ll zoom past lava lakes and dodge fireball-shooting ghasts. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart tight!

So why wait? Join Rusted Moss today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner!

Iron Belly Survival: Where griefing is semi-acceptable, just like your mom’s cooking! 1.20.6 with a tiny world!

1.20.6, Anarchy, Belly, Community, Cooking, destroying fun, diamonds, Discord, fresh world, Griefing, HACKING, Ip:, Iron, Join, Minecraft, moms, PvP, Resources, rules, sapling, semi anarchy, semiacceptable, Server, small world border, Survival, Tiny, War, world

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Minecraft Server Name	Iron Bars
Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
Rule	No hacking
World Border	2000 blocks
IP Address	135.148.137.142:25744
Discord	https://discord.gg/7wrB4rd9

FAQ

Q: What is the server type?

A: Iron Bars is a Semi-Anarchy server with the only rule being no hacking.

Q: Is there a world border on the server?

A: Yes, there is a world border at 2000 blocks.

Q: How fresh is the world on the server?

A: The server was founded recently, so the world is still fresh and now would be a great time to join and get ahead of the game!

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?

A: The server is running version 1.20.6.

Q: Is it possible to build a community on the server?

A: Yes, the server is great for building a community while still being at risk anywhere you build.

Q: Can I destroy other players’ structures on the server?

A: Yes, everything else is fair game on the server, so you can destroy everybody else’s fun.

USbros WTF Minecraft

astonishment, bewilderment, Chaos, commotion, confusion, disbelief, HOLY, HysteriA, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Pandemonium, perplexity, Shit, shock, Surprise, TURMOIL, uncertainty, upheaval, USbros, what is going on, WTF

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crops Grown:	2343	Dragon Eggs Found:	9238

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

LiesCraft: Where even the creepers can’t keep a straight face!

BETRAYAL, CREEPERS, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, disloyalty, distrust, exhaustion, face, falsehood, falsehoods, FATIGUE, Frustration, Lies, LiesCraft, Straight.., tired, untruths, weariness

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. Build your dream castle out of chocolate blocks and defend it from an army of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Join now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Fabulous Miners

apply, bedrock, breeding, Chest Shops, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Fabulous Miners, Features, Friendly, home, income, java, Levels, Mining, non toxic, Players, Server, Server Shop, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Hi everyone,

We have levels 1-20 you can level up through by completing different tasks such as mining X amount of blocks, breeding X amount of animals, crafting certain items and so on.The server has an economy with a server shop that buys common/farmable items from you so that you can make an income, players are also able to make chest shops to sell items to other players.

There are so many more features that I know from experience that 99% of Minecraft players love. If you’re looking for a new place to call home, then please don’t hesitate to apply and give the server a chance!

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