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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6929 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
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