Coaching MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

DadRage Minecraft Server

Incompetence, sailing, Server, discipline, children

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you won’t encounter any angry dads capsizing boats and blaming you for their wetness! Our experienced sailing coach turned Minecraft expert is here to guide you through the treacherous waters of block-building adventures.

Join us for a chance to prove that you’re not just a “dumb kid” but a master builder in the making. Show off your skills and leave the real-life drama behind – unless you want to reenact the epic showdown between Terry and our sailing coach, in which case, bring your popcorn!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to sail through virtual oceans, build magnificent structures, and maybe even encounter a few salty sea dogs along the way. So come aboard and set sail for a Minecraft experience like no other – just remember to follow the coach’s instructions, or you might find yourself capsized in a sea of laughter!

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CraftySafetyBros

size difference, team sports, coaching approach, full contact sport, CraftySafetyBros

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner giant? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who are larger than life, just like that 14-year-old football player who’s too big for his own team’s equipment. Join us and tower over your fellow players like a Minecraft Goliath!

We don’t discriminate based on size here, in fact, we encourage players of all shapes and sizes to join. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some varsity equipment to borrow if you ask nicely. And don’t worry about safety concerns, we’ve got plenty of smaller players for you to protect and dominate on the field.

So come on down to our server and show off your massive Minecraft skills. Who needs football when you can crush blocks and build empires like a true giant? Join now and let the fun begin!

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SantosSlayin’ in Minecraft SMP

Santos, Analysis, regression, Improvement, player

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of slime blocks! We’ve got a community of players who are so skilled at building, they once recreated the entire Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a few sticks of dynamite. And don’t even get us started on our PvP battles – last week, someone defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, looking for new players to challenge to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you can become the next Minecraft legend!

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MaxPotentialMinecraftSMP

Abilities, Management, growth, previous, efficiency

Are you tired of joining Minecraft SMPs where the free agents are just sitting around, twiddling their thumbs? Look no further than our server! We have a track record of taking free agents and turning them into absolute legends. One time, we had a free agent who could only mine dirt with their bare hands, but after joining our server, they became a master builder with a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock! Join us now and unleash your full potential, no matter how ridiculous it may seem!

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SupportCraft Minecraft Server

Empathy, SupportCraft, encouragement, comfort, care

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one has your back? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we’ve got your back like a trusty diamond sword! Our staff is here to support you through all your Minecraft adventures, whether you’re building a majestic castle or battling a horde of creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes – one of which can be unlimited diamonds!

And if you’re feeling hungry after all that dancing, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on magical cakes that never run out. Just watch out for the mischievous Endermen who like to steal slices when you’re not looking!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

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DroneCraftSpy: Canada’s Soccer Secrets

Espionage, Coaching, Spying, Teams, national teams

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF CANADA’S SOCCER TEAMS WERE DRONES SPYING ON EVERYONE HAHAHA. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE WORLD OF MINECRAFT WHERE YOU CAN BE A SNEAKY DRONE SPYING ON OTHER PLAYERS. WHO NEEDS GOALS WHEN YOU CAN JUST WATCH EVERYONE ELSE PLAY? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHAT SECRETS YOU CAN UNCOVER. MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND OUT WHO STOLE ALL THE DIAMONDS FROM THE SERVER’S TREASURE CHEST. HAHAHAHAHA.

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UncleTreeHouseRepairNope

Decision making, family dynamics, structural engineer, financial assistance, RESPONSIBILITY

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than fixing your aunt and uncle’s crushed house? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about those pesky repairs.

Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where you don’t have to worry about material lists or structural engineering. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun!

Why waste your time helping family when you can join our server and build epic structures without any of the real-life consequences? Plus, our community is filled with players who will have your back, unlike some certain relatives we won’t mention.

So, are you ready to trade in your hammer for a pickaxe and join us on the craziest Minecraft server around? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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FlexCraft Minecraft Server

Tripod, social media, Bodybuilder, FITNESS, parenting

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we support all types of dreams, even if it means becoming a professional bodybuilder influencer!

Join us for the most epic adventures and build your muscles while building your dream social media following. Need help taking photos for your check-ins? Sorry, we only support self-sufficient bodybuilders here!

With over 145k followers, our players are already social media stars in the making. And don’t worry, if you can’t figure out how to set up a simple tripod or photo light, we’ve got plenty of tutorials in-game to help you out.

So come join us on this wild ride to bodybuilding fame and social media stardom. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft influencer sensation!

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EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

Soccer, amerilards, Coaching, sports, total failure

🤣🤣🤣 Are you tired of boring, clueless coaches ruining your Minecraft gaming experience? Look no further than our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of being coached by a total failure who failed at Salzburg, failed at Leeds, and is now hiding out in Canada. But hey, at least he’s not American, right?

Watch as he looks scared and clueless the entire time, making you question your own gaming skills. Amerilards may try to take credit for Canada’s win, but we all know it’s because of this hilariously bad coach.

So why wait? Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other – where failure is the name of the game! 🤣🎮 #WorstCoachEver #MinecraftMadness

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AutisticAthletesOnly

sports, Parent, Coaching, Guilt, Experience

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for chaos and mayhem!

Join our server and experience the thrill of never losing a game, just like Connor’s mom wanted for him. We’ll make sure you always come out on top, whether it’s in races, relays, or even tag! No more pesky losses to ruin your day.

And don’t worry about meltdowns, our inclusion specialists are here to help you through any emotional outbursts. Just like how they handled Connor’s meltdowns at sports camp, they’ll be there to support you every step of the way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wild ride of always being the winner, no matter what it takes. Just remember, winning isn’t everything, but on our server, it sure feels like it!

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