Coach MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Aoko’s Life Coach Minecraft Server

Anime, type moon, life coach, redemption arc, violent tsundere

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild adventure where Aoko, the once violent tsundere, has now become Shiki’s life coach! That’s right, folks, witness the epic transformation as Aoko trades in her fiery temper for some good old-fashioned wisdom and guidance.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power (and a killer dance move or two).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this zany journey and see why our Minecraft server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the pixelated village). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the laughs, thrills, and diamond pickaxe-induced dance parties that await you!

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ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

football, sports, TEENAGE, ChubbyCraft, Cardio

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

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Sam Allardyce announced as temporary Minecraft SMP Mayor

Sam Allardyce, football, Allardyce, football manager, england

Join our Minecraft SMP where even Sam Allardyce has decided to take a break from football management and lead the infamous terrorist group Hezbollah! Why, you ask? Well, he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist the chance to show off his skills in a whole new arena.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming their own political parties. Rumor has it that they’re planning a coup to overthrow the Ender Dragon and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the creepers or fight against them? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and ninja villagers along the way.

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A Flock of Llamas Minecraft SMP

FLOCK, Competition, Australian rules football, smp, Melbourne

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and not take anything too seriously! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our spawn town is actually a giant hot tub filled with lava, but don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits for everyone!

3. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant ice cream sundaes.

4. We have a special event every week where players have to battle a giant chicken boss who shoots laser beams out of its eyes. The winner gets a lifetime supply of fried chicken.

5. We have a custom plugin that turns all the cows on the server into flying unicorns that drop rainbow-colored beef when you defeat them.

So come join us on Bummers edition and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ Friday Night Frenzy

hof, suspended, WR Jones, WAIT, HC

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us and you might just run into Belichick building a football stadium in 2026, or see Cards WR Jones getting suspended for trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon. Rams LT Jackson might be banned for two games for griefing, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

And if you’re lucky, you might catch Payton trying to keep three QBs on his team, or witness Bears trading for Seahawks LB Taylor to boost their pass rush. Plus, Bears DB Coleman might make a miraculous recovery from a creeper explosion and head home from the hospital.

But the real kicker? Fins TE coach is rumored to take over as the head admin in the second half of the season! So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!

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CraftyBoss Minecraft Server

team player, Positive, leadership, supportive, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a boss who is literally a wizard! That’s right, he can summon creepers with a flick of his wand and turn zombies into pigs. Join our server and experience the magical world of Minecraft like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our boss also has a pet dragon that roams the server, breathing fire and causing chaos wherever it goes. Want to challenge yourself and see if you can defeat the dragon in battle? Join our server and test your skills against this mighty beast.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our boss is also a master builder who has created epic structures that will leave you in awe. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, there’s always something new to discover on our server.

So why settle for a boring boss when you can join a Minecraft server run by a wizard with a pet dragon? Come join us and experience the craziest, most exciting Minecraft adventures of your life!

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No Italian, No Win Minecraft Server

UruGAY, Soccer, Italian, talent, TEAM

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with weaklings and losers? Join our Minecraft server and experience the power of Italian BVLLS! UruGAY won’t stand a chance against our fearless warriors. Our gallegos are so lame, they can’t even touch the greatness of our Italian players. Join us now and dominate the competition with our unbeatable team of Italian BVLLS. Who needs UruGAY when you can be part of the winning side? Join now and show them who the real champions are!

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EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

better, Coaching, criticism, Server, Failure

🤣🤣🤣 Are you tired of boring, clueless coaches ruining your Minecraft gaming experience? Look no further than our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of being coached by a total failure who failed at Salzburg, failed at Leeds, and is now hiding out in Canada. But hey, at least he’s not American, right?

Watch as he looks scared and clueless the entire time, making you question your own gaming skills. Amerilards may try to take credit for Canada’s win, but we all know it’s because of this hilariously bad coach.

So why wait? Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other – where failure is the name of the game! 🤣🎮 #WorstCoachEver #MinecraftMadness

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DaughterQuitsTeam Minecraft Server

Coach, opportunity, Miserable, Party, DaughterQuitsTeam

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero hotel room shenanigans and no late-night door banging from drunk teammates!

Join us and avoid the chaos of AAU drama, like Zoe did when she left her team to join us. Our server is a safe space where you can focus on building, mining, and crafting without any unnecessary distractions.

Forget about toughing it out and pushing through issues – on our server, the only thing you’ll be pushing is blocks to build your dream creations. So come join us and leave the drama behind! Your sanity will thank you.

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DonSiuuuuuuCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Sacramento Kings, mvp, Server, dallas mavericks, Doncic

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that is as lively as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who were actually secret agents in disguise. They teamed up with the player to take down a group of evil skeletons who were trying to take over the server. Together, they defeated the skeletons and saved the day, all while cracking jokes and having a blast.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down in its presence. Join us and embark on a quest to find the Diamond Dragon’s lair, where riches beyond your wildest dreams await.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exciting Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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