PixelCraft
Join our Pixelmon server 1.16.5!
Catch, train and fight with your fav Pokémon!
Compete in gyms, explore the world and make new friends.
Create your own team and be the best coach!
With events, rewards and a cool community!
Join now and have a blast!
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Ever wonder what happens when the chronicler of chaos combines the art of theater with the pixelated nightmares of Minecraft? Well, you’re about to uncover the darkly absurd tapestry we weave here. This isn’t just a server; it’s a portal to the labyrinth of your very soul—where the ghosts of self-doubt and the specters of vague discomfort roam free.
Some say it’s the voice of an elementary school teacher. Others claim it’s the eldritch echo of a long-forgotten musical number, beckoning you into a dimension where the lines between reality and performance dissolve like sugar in water. Forget logic, forget stability, and dive headfirst into this surreal experience!✨
| Feature | Description |
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| Haunted Theater Quests | Complete bizarre missions that culminate in existential dread. |
| Voice Lessons of Doom | Unlock hidden talents—but beware of critiquing apparitions! |
| Bizarre Fallacies | Gather whispers from the Old Town about the real Mrs. Jasmine. |
| NPCs with Attitudes | Encounter characters that both uplift and stab you with subtle insults. |
“I thought I could escape the criticism, but then Mrs. Jasmine’s spirit asked me why I thought I was above her! Now I can’t find the exit!” – ConfusedCrafter99
“I love the way this server makes my childhood trauma feel relevant again. Can’t wait to dodge bricks of self-esteem issues!” – TraumatizedBuilder
Q: Did Mrs. Jasmine really haunt this realm? A: Reality is subjective—who’s to say what haunts you? 😂
Q: How do I block out negative energy in-game? A: Equip the Amulet of Apathy, or just log off and never return.
In the depths of our realm lies the Eerie Echo Chamber—a void where whispers of self-doubt merge with the ink of nightmares. Can you face the Voice-Off Showdown, where your performance could summon the same inner demons or… worse?
🚪 If you feel a twinge of childhood memories longing for resolution—or simply crave the chaos of absurdity—join The Haunting of the Craft NOW!** Your past is waiting, with torches lit and shadows dancing around the blocks. Will you brave the pull of Mrs. Jasmine, or will your voice fade into the silence of forgotten realms?
It’s time to choose—your choice may be the only thing you own… or lose. 💀
🤣🤣🤣 SO, LISTEN TO THIS HILARIOUS STORY! 🤣🤣🤣
📱📞 SO, THIS ONE TIME, THIS COACH WAS TALKING DURING A TRACK TEAM MEETING AND THIS PLAYER GOT A CALL FROM THEIR LITTLE SISTER! 📱📞
🤷♀️🤷♂️ THE COACH WAS LIKE “WHY YOU TAKING A CALL, THAT’S AGAINST SCHOOL POLICY!” 🤷♀️🤷♂️
🤣🤣🤣 BUT THE PLAYER WAS LIKE “I GOTTA MAKE SURE MY SISTER IS OKAY, DUH!” 🤣🤣🤣
🚨🚨🚨 THEN THE COACH WAS LIKE “NO PHONES DURING PRACTICE!” 🚨🚨🚨
😭😭😭 THE PLAYER WAS SO EMBARRASSED, THEY CRIED AND LEFT THE MEETING! 😭😭😭
🚀🚀🚀 BUT HEY, JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PHONE CALLS OR COACHES! 🚀🚀🚀
🔥🔥🔥 WE HAVE EPIC BUILDS, CRAZY MINIGAMES, AND THE BEST COMMUNITY EVER! 🔥🔥🔥
🌈🌈🌈 JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE AND LOTS OF LAUGHS! 🌈🌈🌈
we welcome all players, no matter if you’re a pro builder or just starting out. and get this, we even have special events for athletes with disabilities, so everyone can join in on the fun.
plus, if you’re into team sports, we got your back. no more gettin yelled at for not scoring that goal or missing that shot. on this server, we celebrate all achievements, big or small.
so come join us, where the only thing you’ll be supervising is your own epic builds. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy ride.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground cave filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that spits out diamonds instead of fire. And if you can defeat the dragon, you get to keep all the loot! Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a battle royale on steroids.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and human life is just a number, then come join us. Who needs healthcare when you can have this much fun, right? See you in the game, if you dare!
Join us and leave behind the haters and drama llamas of the real world. Our server is a place where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will lift you up, unlike that coach’s assistant who made a tasteless joke.
So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft journey and leave the haters behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures and build your own world? See you on the server, where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!
Just like how my daughter’s coach never misses a beat (except for that one time her husband died, but we don’t talk about that), our server is always up and running. And just like how my daughter gets make-up lessons for missed ones, we offer extra special events and rewards for our players.
Join now and experience the thrill of riding through pixelated landscapes, just like my daughter rides through the arena. And don’t worry, our server won’t cancel on you like those pesky weather conditions – unless of course, a virtual storm hits, but hey, that’s just part of the fun! So saddle up and join us for the ride of a lifetime!
Our server is so insane that even the mobs are in on the fun. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie chickens or trying to outsmart a pack of skeleton jockeys riding on top of creepers. It’s chaos at its finest!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere deep within its walls. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. You can challenge him to a rap battle for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.
We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a trip to the Nether where the ghasts have formed a synchronized swimming team. Watch as they perform death-defying stunts and flips while dodging fireballs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.
First off, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it, dude! Need a stack of enchanted golden apples? We got those too, man!
But that’s not all! We also have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server and breathe fire on all your enemies. And don’t worry, he’s house-trained and won’t burn down your base… most of the time.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? Yeah, you can build a house out of gummy bears and eat your way to victory!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft history! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Breakup Island” – a place where players can send their ex-friends or ex-lovers to live out their days in isolation. Rumor has it that the only way to escape is by crafting a diamond ring and proposing marriage to the nearest creeper!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond-related shenanigans, then join us today! Who knows, you might even find true love in the form of a blocky pig named Porkchop.
Join us and experience the thrill of dodgin’ virtual bombs while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers like a boss. Plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock secret powers dat will make u the ultimate Minecraft warrior.
So what are u waitin’ for? Come join us on dis insane server and let’s show Beirut who’s really in charge!
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| Description | NotHermitcraft is a community-driven Vanilla SMP, and we’re recruiting for new members to join our 4.5th season! NHC has been around since 2019 and has grown into a friendly community of all sorts of players – redstoners, builders, role-players and more. |
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| Server Info | Version: Java 1.21.1 Server Location: London, England Type: Vanilla SMP |
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You will find the Application Form in our Discord server, click here.
Apart from the usual NHC events, we also host other events through Discord – like Last Life and UHC, movie nights and party games!
A Soft Reset event means everyone stores their inventories and joins a new adventure with a collaboration theme to encourage working together with different players. The Season 4 world is almost 2 years old with no plans to reset, preserving your progress.
We have players from ages 14 to 50ish from various locations around the world, with a diverse mix of gender identities and abilities. We aim to create a welcoming community for players of all backgrounds.
Some of the key rules include no swearing, being respectful to others, no griefing or hacking, and refraining from ‘adult’ content or discussions due to the presence of younger players.
Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon wears a top hat and monocle while sipping tea. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they have their own reality TV show where they gossip about who has the best potato farm.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yotsubest lovers, who have built a shrine to their favorite anime character out of diamond blocks. And rumor has it, if you find all the hidden treasure chests on the server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old vanilla when you can have a server this wild and crazy?
Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. But be careful, because the winner gets to sell a damaged body part on the black market for diamonds!
Forget about boring old server rules, here we thrive on madness and mayhem. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness).
So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a few accidental deaths. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen.