WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!
IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!
SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!
but wait, there’s more. on our server, we have a special potion that turns u into a flying pig. imagine soaring through the skies on a pig, it’s like a dream come true. and if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas who will trade u diamonds for cookies.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it.
IMAGINE MINING FOR DIAMONDS WHILE YOUR CHARACTER IS LITERALLY BREATHING LIKE A CAR! 🤯
OUR PLAYERS HAVE REPORTED FEELING LIKE A REAL-LIFE ENGINE, REVVING UP TO TAKE ON THE MINECRAFT WORLD! 🌍💥
SO IF YOU WANT A SERVER THAT WILL LITERALLY MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A SPEEDY, DIAMOND-HUNTING MACHINE, JOIN US TODAY! 🏁💎🔥
Come on, who needs a winter wonderland when you can have a tropical paradise all year round? Build your own beach resort, grow some palm trees, and chillax in the sun while the rest of the world is freezing their butts off.
So, if you’re ready to turn up the heat and party like it’s the end of the world, join our Minecraft server now! Let’s make the earth sweat like never before! 🌞🏝️🔥
we got pigs flying around with jetpacks, creepers breakdancing to dubstep music, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond pickaxes for a single emerald.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken. and if you win, you get a lifetime supply of golden apples and a pet dragon named Fluffy.
so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures of your life!
| Server IP | play.myinstacraft.com |
|---|---|
| Website | MyInstaCraft |
| Dynmap | Explore the Map |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
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Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server with mods? | No, InstaCraft is a vanilla server and does not allow mods that give players unfair advantages. |
| How do I report a player for cheating? | You can report a player for cheating by messaging a staff member on Discord or using the in-game reporting system. |
| Are there any server events? | Yes, InstaCraft hosts regular server events such as build contests, treasure hunts, and more! |
Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll uncover a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples, talking sheep, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience Minecraft like never before? The reboot will never reach these heights, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a team of professional fan-hirers whose sole job is to follow you around and cheer you on as you mine, build, and fight off creepers. Need some motivation to finish that epic castle? Just call in the fan squad and watch as they chant your name and throw virtual confetti in your honor.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, a pig-riding monarch who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible (or at least really shiny).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!
Imagine a universe where griefing is encouraged, where pigs ride on chickens, and where diamonds rain from the sky. On our server, anything is possible – even breaking up with your partner over a hypothetical universe!
So come on down and join the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a universe where you’re the ruler of all, or where you’re best friends with a zombie. The possibilities are endless, just like the infinite universes in the multiverse theory. See you there, and remember – keep calm and mine on!
So say goodbye to family values and hello to blocky adventures on our server. Join now and let your inner child (or actual child) run wild in the world of Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house out of nothing but dirt, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. I know, right? Who needs diamonds when you have a freakin’ unicorn granting wishes?
Oh, and get this, the server is run by a team of ninja llamas who only speak in riddles. If you can solve their riddles, they’ll give you a special llama mount that can fly. Yeah, you heard me, a flying llama mount. Who needs horses when you can ride a flying llama?
So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, come join us. Just watch out for the zombie chickens, they’ll peck your brains out. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on, join us and let’s get this party started!
but wait, there’s more! we have events that will make your heart race faster than a polar bear running from global warming. join our extreme temperature challenge, where you have to survive in the hottest and coldest biomes without dying. think you can handle it?
and get this, if you die from the extreme temperatures, you get a special prize! it’s like a participation trophy, but way cooler. so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only thing hotter than our builds is the climate change-induced heat waves that will make you sweat like a creeper in a TNT factory. see you there, gamers!
Hello, I am Cocoa, the administrator of this server. This server is basically a survival living server. There are very few rules. This server can be connected to the integrated version (port 19130) so players from both java and integrated versions can interact. We look forward to your participation. We are fully prepared for this. Prohibited and what you must not do is cheat or troll.
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