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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9342 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus Queen, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat her in a dance-off. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your cunt cooled) on our server!