Cnn MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

GazaCraft: Holy Hostage Havoc

religious community, international news, global headlines, Gaza neighborhood, Gaza crisis

Yo, so like, imagine this: you log onto this epic Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy adventure. The spawn point is in a neighborhood in Gaza, but get this – there are Israeli hostages there! It’s like a whole new level of survival mode, bro.

The locals are all like, “Whoa, dude, what’s going on?” But you’re just there to mine and craft and save the day. Join this server for the most intense gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Plus, who knows what other wild surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

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CraftAssassinTrumpCNN

investigation, News, CraftAssassinTrumpCNN, Potential, cnn

so, like, you know how trump is like the most powerful dude in the world, right? well, apparently, these iranian dudes were planning to take him out! can you believe that? like, who even thinks they can do that? anyway, CNN reported that the US got some super secret intel about it. crazy, right?

anyway, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you’ll be safe from all those crazy assassination plots. like, we got top-notch security and stuff. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. like, we once had a party where all the mobs were invited and it was wild! creepers were doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons were breakdancing. it was lit!

so, yeah, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about iranian assassins or anything like that. plus, we have the best diamond mines in the game. like, seriously, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. so come join us and let’s have some fun!

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MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!

biden, source, nuance, DNC, Jews

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your brain explode with laughter? Look no further! Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life. Our players are like Russian spies and Israeli secret agents, here to stir up drama and make you question reality. We’ve got ESL shills who can’t speak English properly but will still roast you with their epic burns.

Forget about boring wedge issues like politics and race, we focus on the REAL stuff – like whether or not aliens are controlling the government. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the server admin being a time-traveling wizard.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come on down! Just remember, traitors will be turned into pixelated ashes and bitter memories. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because on this server, anything goes – even if it’s totally bonkers.

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CraftyHamasMCServ

Journalism, Support, gaza, Media, cnn

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like a firework show in da sky! We got more diamonds than a rich man’s pinky ring collection, and creepers be creepin’ like they just saw a buffet of players to explode on.

Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic battles between factions since the great potato war of ’69. We got dragons flyin’ around like they own the place, and our admins are more powerful than a stack of enchanted golden apples.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the most feared player in all of Minecraft. So come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just join already!

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CraftyCoupCrushers

Corruption, Arrests, Democracy, eastern europe, Politics

lololol dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo, u gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around dropping diamonds like confetti at a party. our admin once fought off a dragon with a wooden sword and won cuz he’s a ninja in disguise. also, our players have built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. ukraine ain’t got nothin on us, we be overthrowing governments in our sleep. join now or miss out on all the epicness, bro.

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DebateCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, tabulate votes, debate, American public, election

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic debates and negotiations you’ve ever seen! Just like Trump dictating the terms of a new debate, you can dictate the rules of your own adventures in our server. We promise not to gaslight you like the Dems, but we might just make you cry tears of joy with our amazing gameplay. And don’t worry, we won’t suspend the election with a cyber attack – unless it’s to prevent creepers from blowing up your creations! So come join us for a wild ride that even CNN anchors would approve of.

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CraftyNet Minecraft Server

Conflict, Israeli war cabinet, cnn, international relations, Defense

lol come join our epic minecraft server where benjamin netanyahu is the mayor and he just disbanded the israeli war cabinet to focus on building the sickest minecraft city ever! we got pigs that can fly, cows that shoot lasers, and creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. join now for a chance to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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SnapElectionCraft

political defeat, political strategy, political landscape, political analysis, SnapElectionCraft

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place you’ll ever play minecraft, like, ever. we got, like, dragons flying around everywhere and, like, unicorns that poop rainbows.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, get superpowers and be able to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, man.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the treasure? yeah, it’s, like, full of diamonds and emeralds and, like, all the good stuff.

plus, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard who can grant your every wish. want a pet dragon? no problem. want to turn into a mermaid? easy peasy.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. you won’t regret it, i promise.

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Trash Balloon Minecraft Server

North Korea, south korea, Server, North Korean news, current events

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more trash balloons than north korea sending them to south korea 😂 we got more trash than a landfill and more fun than a barrel of monkeys 🐒 join us for crazy adventures and build your own trash kingdom 🗑️ who needs north or south korea when you can have the trashiest time of your life on our server 😜🎮 #trashballoonsfordays #minecraftmadness

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russiansRapeUkrainianMenMinecraftServer

eastern europe, Trauma, violence, Abuse, Accountability

Lolz, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even CNN is talking about it! Apparently, on this server, Russians are like, totally obsessed with raping Ukrainian men on occupied territories. Like, what even is happening in this virtual world? 😂 But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then you should def join this server. Who knows what other wild shenanigans are going down in there! Join now for a wild ride, fam! 🤪🔥 #MinecraftMadness

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