lol come join our epic minecraft server where benjamin netanyahu is the mayor and he just disbanded the israeli war cabinet to focus on building the sickest minecraft city ever! we got pigs that can fly, cows that shoot lasers, and creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. join now for a chance to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. trust me, you won’t regret it!
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CraftyNet Minecraft Server
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SnapElectionCraft
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place you’ll ever play minecraft, like, ever. we got, like, dragons flying around everywhere and, like, unicorns that poop rainbows.if you join this server, you’ll, like, get superpowers and be able to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the treasure? yeah, it’s, like, full of diamonds and emeralds and, like, all the good stuff.
plus, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard who can grant your every wish. want a pet dragon? no problem. want to turn into a mermaid? easy peasy.
so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. you won’t regret it, i promise.
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Trash Balloon Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more trash balloons than north korea sending them to south korea ð we got more trash than a landfill and more fun than a barrel of monkeys ð join us for crazy adventures and build your own trash kingdom ðïļ who needs north or south korea when you can have the trashiest time of your life on our server ððŪ #trashballoonsfordays #minecraftmadness
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russiansRapeUkrainianMenMinecraftServer
Lolz, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even CNN is talking about it! Apparently, on this server, Russians are like, totally obsessed with raping Ukrainian men on occupied territories. Like, what even is happening in this virtual world? ð But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then you should def join this server. Who knows what other wild shenanigans are going down in there! Join now for a wild ride, fam! ðĪŠðĨ #MinecraftMadness