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Pixel Pokrovsk PvP
LOLZ, if u join dis server, u won’t have to worry about Russian troops killin’ u while u tryin’ to surrender like dem Ukrainian soldiers near Pokrovsk! We got a special forcefield that protects u from any evil invaders tryin’ to mess with ur blocky world. Plus, our admins are like super heroes, they’ll swoop in and save u from any griefers tryin’ to destroy ur epic builds. So come join us and build ur own empire without fear of gettin’ rekt by some randoms. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!YachtCraft Minecraft Server
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KurskCraft: Syrskyi’s Stand-Up Comedy Show
so like, u know how ukraine was all like “yo russia, back off” and then russia was all like “nah bro, we gonna keep attacking” but then ukraine was all like “not today, bro” and they went into Kursk Oblast and totally stopped the russian offensive in new ukrainian regions. commander-in-chief Syrskyi was all like “boom, we did it” and everyone was like “woah, ukraine ain’t playin’ around.”so like, if u wanna be part of epic battles and stop crazy offensives, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got insane pvp battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur next move. plus, u get to hang out with commander-in-chief Syrskyi himself.
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HamasCraft: Blockin’ Bombs & Building Bridges
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lol come join our minecraft server, where we got an old soviet aircraft carrier burning in a chinese lagoon! why? cuz why not! u can explore the wreckage, fight off mutant sea creatures, and maybe even find some hidden treasure (or radioactive waste, who knows)!we got custom mobs like flying communist penguins and zombie cosmonauts, and u can even ride a giant vodka bottle into battle. build your own communist utopia or start a capitalist revolution, the choice is yours!
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