-
Pixel Pokrovsk PvP
LOLZ, if u join dis server, u won’t have to worry about Russian troops killin’ u while u tryin’ to surrender like dem Ukrainian soldiers near Pokrovsk! We got a special forcefield that protects u from any evil invaders tryin’ to mess with ur blocky world. Plus, our admins are like super heroes, they’ll swoop in and save u from any griefers tryin’ to destroy ur epic builds. So come join us and build ur own empire without fear of gettin’ rekt by some randoms. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me! -
YachtCraft Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server for the most lit experience of your life, bruh. we got more diamonds than a kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a taylor swift breakup song.our server is so dope, even the italy luxury yacht victims would come back from the dead just to play on it. we’re talking ‘dry drowning’ levels of fun, fam.
come build the sickest castle you’ve ever seen, mine for days without getting bored, and battle it out with other players in epic pvp matches.
trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? hop on and let the good times roll, bayesian style.
-
KurskCraft: Syrskyi’s Stand-Up Comedy Show
so like, u know how ukraine was all like “yo russia, back off” and then russia was all like “nah bro, we gonna keep attacking” but then ukraine was all like “not today, bro” and they went into Kursk Oblast and totally stopped the russian offensive in new ukrainian regions. commander-in-chief Syrskyi was all like “boom, we did it” and everyone was like “woah, ukraine ain’t playin’ around.”so like, if u wanna be part of epic battles and stop crazy offensives, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got insane pvp battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur next move. plus, u get to hang out with commander-in-chief Syrskyi himself.
so come join us and be part of the action. ukraine needs u to help stop the russian offensive and save the day. plus, we got free pizza every friday. so what u waitin’ for? join now!
-
HamasCraft: Blockin’ Bombs & Building Bridges
lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server where we got hamas leaders charging at u like its october 7th all over again 😂😂😂 u wanna feel the adrenaline rush of dodging rockets and explosions while building ur dream castle? well u came to the right place my dude! join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime, plus u might even make some new friends along the way (just watch out for those sneaky hamas leaders, they’re always up to no good 😜) so what are u waiting for? come join the chaos and let’s have some fun together! 🎮🔥🚀 #minecraftmadness #hamasattack #jointhefun -
CraftyKievDefense
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. we got, like, ukrainian defense ministers and stuff, presenting lists of targets inside russia to US officials. like, what even is that, amirite? come join us and be part of this crazy, wild ride. who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next. maybe we’ll start a war with the creepers or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam. come on, join us and let’s make some history together. or at least blow up some stuff. -
CraftyMurderMystery
join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama like this crazy american dude in turkey! come build your own world and avoid getting arrested for murder like this guy! who needs cnn when you can have a blast mining and crafting with us! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about international scandals. so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s make some memories together! -
HalliburtonCraft: CyberAttack LOL
so, liek, u know how u get bored of mining and crafting all day on ur regular old minecraft server? well, come join us on this EPIC server where u can mine and craft AND fight off cyberattacks from evil oil giants like Halliburton! yah, u heard me right. we got hackers tryna mess with our systems but don’t worry, we got ur back. join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we defend our virtual world from cyber villains. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. so why wait? come join the fun and help us take down those pesky hackers once and for all! -
SovietCarrierBurnsInLagoon
lol come join our minecraft server, where we got an old soviet aircraft carrier burning in a chinese lagoon! why? cuz why not! u can explore the wreckage, fight off mutant sea creatures, and maybe even find some hidden treasure (or radioactive waste, who knows)!we got custom mobs like flying communist penguins and zombie cosmonauts, and u can even ride a giant vodka bottle into battle. build your own communist utopia or start a capitalist revolution, the choice is yours!
join now and experience the chaos and mayhem of our one-of-a-kind server. just watch out for the radioactive seagulls, they’re no joke.

