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GazaCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun! -
NukeCraft: China’s Sinkin’ Submarine
lol imagine if that submarine was in minecraft! well guess what, on our server, you can build your own nuclear-powered submarine and watch it sink to the depths of the ocean in epic fashion! join us for the most explosive underwater adventures you’ll ever experience, just don’t forget your scuba gear!we’ve got a secret underwater city where mermaids and sea monsters live in harmony, and you can join in on their wild parties and quests for hidden treasure. but beware, the kraken might just decide to crash the party and wreak havoc on everything in sight!
if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of exploring the mysterious underwater caves filled with rare ores and deadly creatures. just remember to bring your trusty pickaxe and some enchanted armor, because you never know what dangers lurk in the dark depths below.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and dive into the wildest underwater adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft! just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy underwater world.
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KremlinCraft: Troop Shuffle Edition
come join our epic minecraft server, where we have a secret alliance with russia and ukraine, but don’t worry, we’re not starting any wars, just building epic castles and battling creepers together! our server is so lit that even the US officials are talking about us on CNN Politics! who knew playing minecraft could be so politically scandalous? join now for a chance to be a part of history in the making! #minecraftdiplomacy #russiavsurkraine #creeperwars -
WeaponCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, you know how the US be like “here’s some cash, go buy some cool stuff”? well, they just gave Israel a whopping $3.5 billion to spend on US weapons and military equipment! like, can you imagine the kind of epic battles that are gonna go down on this server?! join now to witness the craziest PvP action you’ve ever seen, all thanks to this insane cash injection! let’s see who can dominate the battlefield with all these new toys at their disposal! it’s gonna be lit, fam! -
HouthisCraft: No Weapons Allowed!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more weapons than russia but we actually share them with everyone cuz we’re nice like that. we had to pull back some weapons shipments cuz the US and saudi were like “no way bro” but don’t worry we still got plenty to go around. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the good stuff, like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trust us, you won’t regret it. -
CraftyCreeperBiden2021
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior with this INSANE $1.7 billion lethal aid package! we got ukraine vibes for days, fight off those creepers and zombies like a true hero! biden himself said this server is the bomb dot com, so what u waiting for? join now and be a part of the action-packed chaos! #minecraftmadness #lethalaidfun #ukrainianwarriors -
BidenCraft: Contractor Chaos
security assistance, military deployment, Military operations, foreign policy, American military contractorshEy yOu! yOu wAnt a cRaZy aSs mInEcRaFt sErVeR tHaT wIlL bLoW yOuR mInD?! wElL cOmE oN dOwN tO oUr sErVeR wHeRe wE hAvE gIaNt pInK uNiCoRnS rIdInG eNdEr dRaGoNs aNd dAnCiNg cReEpErS! yOu cAn bUiLd a hOuSe mAdE eNtIrElY oUt oF dIaMoNdS aNd rIdE aRoUnD oN a fLyInG pIg! aNd dOn’T fOrGeT aBoUt oUr sPeCiAl qUeStS lIkE rEcOvErInG tHe lOsT cHeEsEbUrGeR oF dOoM! jOiN nOw aNd eXpErIeNcE tHe mOsT wAcKy aNd WiLd mInEcRaFt sErVeR eVeR! oh aNd dId wE mEnTiOn tHaT oUr sErVeR iS aCtUaLlY rUn bY aLiEnS?! yOu’vE gOt tO sEe iT tO bElIeVe iT! -
CraftyCreeperCo.
deploy to Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, international relations, military contractors in Ukraine, foreign policycome join our minecraft server, where we have biden administration vibes all around! we are like the american military contractors of minecraft, ready to deploy to ukraine at any moment! build your own military base, train your troops, and prepare for battle in this epic world of chaos and destruction! join now for a chance to be the next president of minecraft! let’s make minecraft great again! πΊπΈπ£π₯ -
Minecraft Dragon Space Ball
Yo yo yo, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about being straight up heroic in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of treasure hunting. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! -
BroLawsCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time OP’s BIL kicked them out for taking a nap during a weekend visit.But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll witness outrageous family dynamics like BIL making his own mother come to him on Mother’s Day and constantly canceling plans on Father’s Day. And let’s not forget the birthday gift saga, where BIL expects thank you calls from kids instead of reaching out first.
If you’re up for a challenge, join us in organizing last-minute lunches and cakes for BIL’s parents due to his never-ending cancellations. And don’t miss out on the epic showdown on Father’s Day, where a cancelled lunch leads to a fiery exchange of messages and family drama.
So if you’re ready for some family feud Minecraft style, join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained!