Cnn MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

foreign relations, Reports, Conflict, Military, shares

so like, u know how ukraine is like, trying to defend itself from russia and stuff? well, this server is like the ultimate defense against boring minecraft servers! join us and u will be protected from the evil forces of boredom and lame gameplay! we got secret intel from the US to keep u safe and entertained, not to attack russian troops in minecraft, lol. come join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun! u won’t regret it, trust me. also, we have cake. lots and lots of cake. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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UkraineCraft Server – $69 Billion Strong!

government aid, US-Ukraine relations, defense spending, financial assistance, war support

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more diamonds than the US has given military aid to Ukraine, like seriously we got more bling than a rapper’s grill. our server is so lit, even CNN is reporting on it. we have crazy events like diamond hunting competitions where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. not to mention our pet creeper zoo where you can adopt your very own explosive buddy. so come join us and experience the madness, because on our server, anything is possible.

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CraftyKremlinFun

Government, sit down, united states, international relations, Zelensky

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where a russian spy somehow got into the oval office for a meeting between trump and zelensky like wut even is dat?!?! we got pigs flyin’, chickens talkin’, and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. u gotta see it to believe it! join now at ovalofficeantics.aternos.me and prepare for some wild adventures!

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ArgenWHOa? No Thanks!

Latin America, World Health Organization, MEMBERSHIP, cnn, global health

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll forget about the real world, just like Argentina forgetting about WHO lol. we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and chickens that tell jokes. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits diamonds. plus, our owner once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden pickaxe and a potato. true story bro. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build some crazy stuff together. who needs WHO when you have us?

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PanamaCraft Server

world news, controversy, panama canal, Politics, Diplomacy

so, like, u know how trump is always saying crazy stuff, right? well, he just went and said he’s gonna take back the panama canal or else something super powerful will go down. like, imagine if he actually did it and then the whole world went crazy? that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on our minecraft server. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions! we promise u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, who knows? just come and see for urself!

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ElonCraft: Disgustingly Funny Server

political affiliations, ElonCraft, cnn, right-wing parties, social media

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where elon musk is, like, the supreme overlord? well, this server is the place for u! imagine mining diamonds with elon himself, building a giant rocket ship to mars, and fighting off evil creepers with his flamethrower! plus, rumor has it that elon is secretly funding a secret underground base on the server where he’s developing real-life iron man suits. join now for a chance to be a part of the musk madness!

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SyrianTortureEscapeCraft

War Crimes, torture, government oppression, freedom of press, Assad regime

join our minecraft server and you will be freed from the tortures of the notorious Assad regime! we have a secret tunnel that leads straight to Syria where we rescue prisoners and bring them to our server for a life of freedom and block-building fun! who knew that playing minecraft could save you from a life of torture and misery? come join us and be a part of our epic rescue missions!

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Brainrot Minecraft Server

young women, Server, Explanation, approval rating, trump

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild and wacky, it will make you forget all about those crazy conspiracy theories about Trump and concentration camps.

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes. Our community is filled with players who have escaped the clutches of CNN and mainstream news, and now spend their days building giant statues of their favorite TikTok influencers.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where Trump is actually a unicorn and all he does is spread rainbows and happiness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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CNN News Minecraft Server

Server, television, headline, viral, newsflash

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server has been deemed the “Most Insane Minecraft Experience” by CNN! That’s right, even the news is talking about us!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava! Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had! Trust us, CNN can’t be wrong.

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HouthisGonnaHateCraft

War on Terror, Military Action, international relations, US, Politics

come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

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