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InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5589	Alien Abductions:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, LAUGH, learn, learning, life journey, life lessons, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, progress, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, valuable, wisdom

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mines Excavated:	2640
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Buildings Constructed:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Pants Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

Board, bump limit, daily updates, Entertainment, forum, forum activity, Jesus, long-running thread, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, popular thread, Ratings, ratings discussion, record-breaking, SmackDown, smackdown ratings, smp, sports, television, Thread, trending topic, wrestling, wrestling fans

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5869
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s been causing smackdown ratings threads to go on for 12 days straight without hitting the bump limit! That’s right, even Jesus himself is like, “Dang, this server is poppin’!”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.

DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

abusive father, anxiety, autism, Boundaries, Caretaker, coping, cptsd, DadNeedsHelp, depression, difficult decisions, dissociation, family trauma, Funeral, Grief, long distance, mental health, Minecraft, psychiatric center, self-care, Server, Support, Trauma

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Towns Built:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Potions Brewed:	41
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break from reality!

Our server offers a safe haven away from toxic family dynamics and crazy situations. No more throwing heavy objects out of windows or dealing with paranoid parents who think everyone is out to get them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring a virtual world free from real-life drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of dealing with family issues. You won’t find any narcissistic “fathers” or traumatized mothers here – just a group of gamers looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than helping your mom move her stuff into a new apartment while dealing with anxiety, depression, and CPTSD. Let’s block out the negativity and build something awesome together!

DadTherapySwapOrImMute

Communication, compromise, DadTherapySwapOrImMute, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Therapy, Father & Son Relationships, individual autonomy., mother’s day, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, stepfamily, Therapy, therapy challenges, therapy goals, therapy outcomes, therapy progress, therapy resistance, therapy sessions

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Towns Built:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

LifeImprovement Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Have you ever bought a diamond sword in Minecraft and felt like an absolute boss? Well, imagine joining our insane Minecraft SMP where every player gets a free enchanted diamond sword just for logging in!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted golden eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Join our SMP and you might just become the next Chicken Knight, riding into battle on a giant chicken steed!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness that will make you question your life choices in the best way possible!

FetishCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your weirdest fetishes! From building giant statues of your favorite anime characters to role-playing as a potato farmer who saves the world from evil carrots, we’ve got it all!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! Our community is full of quirky and hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your weirdest fetishes run wild in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!