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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 3519 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!