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Baby Block Builders: Labor & Delivery Edition

Alt-Right, antinatalism, baby, BEAUTIFUL FACE, Bitch, BLOCK, BREAK ITS NECK, Builders, C’MON HONEY, CUM DROPS, Cunt, Delivery, Edition, GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY, incel, KEKOLD COMMUNITY, KILL IT., Labor, LAUGHING BOUNCING MATTE WHITOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY, LE ACTUAL FUCK, LET’S GO PIKACHU AND EEVEE LIMITED EDITION FLIPFLOPS, lying.., MAN YOU LOVE, nazi, NAZI RETHUGLICAN, NEWLY EVOLVED CHARIZARD, Pokemon SV, push, REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD, ruined, Science, screaming, SHINY LITTLE YAKUB, Smashes Nintendo Switch OLED™, STUPID TWAT, toby fox, Treacherous, vasectomy, WH*TE BABY, What, YOU CAN DO THIS

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7241	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Farms Harvested:	340	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Looking for a server that’s as wild as a Charizard’s roar? Well, look no further because we’ve got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join us!

Imagine this: you’re playing Pokémon on your Nintendo Switch OLED™, eagerly awaiting the moment when your shiny little Yakub hatches. But wait… it’s a WH*TE baby?! That’s right, our server is so unpredictable, it’ll have you questioning reality!

Join us and experience the drama of a mod from /r/antinatalism dealing with a shocking surprise baby. From accusations of treachery to threats of breaking necks, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be this intense?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, join us now and prepare to be amazed! Just remember, no WH*TE babies allowed… unless they’re Pokémon, of course!

BoomTownCraft

A bomb, BoomTownCraft, commemoration, controversy, Diplomacy, exclusion, global peace efforts, hiroshima, historical event, international relations, Israel, Mayor, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, peace ceremony, Peacebuilding, political statement, Remembrance, war survivors, world war II

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not like a-bomb, but like the bomb diggity. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s wild, man.

and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we’re totally cool with it. it’s all part of the fun, you know?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic. you can ride it while dodging lava and fireballs. it’s a real adrenaline rush, let me tell ya.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those laser-shooting cows, they’re a real trip.

CraftyQueers

acceptance, athleticism, Community, Competition, CraftyQueers, dating scene, Dedication, Diversity, fit people, Gay, interests, LGBTQ, love, Olympic athlete, Passion, perseverance, pride, relationships, romance, sports

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magic Items Found:	1643	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

are you tired of being surrounded by normies in other minecraft servers? come join our server where only the most fabulous gay Olympic athletes are allowed! imagine building your dream castle with a bunch of ripped hunks in speedos, all while discussing the latest gossip from the Olympic village.

our server is filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn horses, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away. not to mention, our diamond swords are bedazzled with Swarovski crystals for that extra touch of glamour.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the fabulousness of being a gay Olympic athlete in the world of minecraft! who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds.

SpermlessAI – 100% Accurate Infertility Predictor

Accurate, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, diagnostic testing., genetic testing, Healthcare Technology, infertility, infertility diagnosis, male infertility, male reproductive system, medical breakthrough, non-obstructive azoospermia, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, predictive accuracy, predictive analytics, predictive modeling, predictive testing, Predictor, reproductive health, semen analysis, SpermlessAI

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Crops Grown:	4989	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	112	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.

join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

EconomySMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Economy Cracked Countries Civilization War Building PvP Towny Quests Events Roleplay Custom Plugins Community Adventure Trading Mining Crafting Farming, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

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MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	142
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6278	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Votes:	5091
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Animals Bred:	107	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	8086
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Potions Brewed:	128	Reality Warps Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6050	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!