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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 1608 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!