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CraftyCossacks Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Defense, donetsk, east, eastern europe, eastern front, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, intervention, Invasion, Luhansk, Military, Minecraft, Russian tactics, SECURITY, separatists, Server, strategy, superior firepower, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Towns Built:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s east is buckling under improved russian tactics and superior firepower… but fear not! because in our server, ukraine has an army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords ready to take on the russian invaders! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken hat. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and help ukraine defend against the russian onslaught in the most ridiculous way possible!

BombasticCraft

Airport, Aviation, bomb disposal, Bomb squad, BombasticCraft, Closed, Detonation, emergency response, evacuation, explosion, historical, historical artifact, Japan, japan history, Military, Safety, SECURITY, U.S. bomb, unexploded ordnance, Wartime, world war II

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Buildings Constructed:	46
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow stuff up like a U.S. bomb from World War II! We’re so lit that even Japan’s airport got closed down from our explosions. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! Who needs boring old airports when you can be blowing stuff up in Minecraft with us? Let’s make history together, one explosion at a time!

BlockyConspiracyCraft

AMERICANS, anti-social tendencies, authoritarianism, Beliefs, BlockyConspiracyCraft, Conspiracy Theory, discrimination, extremism, Immigrants, Minorities, Misinformation, negative views, personality traits, political establishment, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, social psychology, society, White replacement, Women

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got all da conspiracy theories u could ever want, including da infamous “White Replacement” theory! If u believe in dat ish, den u gonna fit right in wit our crew of anti-social, authoritarian, immigrant-hatin’, minority-bashin’, woman-disrespectin’ players. We got a whole community of peeps who think like u, so come on down and let’s spread some wild theories together in our virtual world. Plus, we got bomb builds and epic battles to keep u entertained for hours on end. So what u waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Crafty Social Media Minecraft Server

coding, Crafty, elon musk, front page design, Media, Minecraft, modern website, Online Community, recent posts, recent users, Server, site design, site development, Social, social media, social-networking, user engagement, user experience, user interface, web development, Website Design, website functionality, website innovation, website interactivity

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring, outdated social media sites? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t see any recent posts or recent users here, because who needs that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers instead?

Join our server and escape the mundane world of social media for a land of endless possibilities. Who needs Elon Musk’s fancy sites when you can create your own virtual world with blocks and pixels? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you’re disappointed by how addictive and fun our server is! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start crafting your own adventure!

Minecraft SMP: >—{ Forget Reality Graphics }—<

3d modeling, abstract design, animation, artistic interpretation, bad, Beautiful, computer graphics, creative expression, decent, digital art, forget, Good, Graphic design, graphics, immersive art, Minecraft, MS-DOS, pixel art, Reality, smp, surrealism, virtual reality, visual effects

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the graphics are so mind-blowingly amazing that you’ll forget what reality even is! It’s like stepping into a pixelated wonderland where everything is beautiful, except for that one block that looks like it was made in MS-DOS. But hey, we don’t talk about that block.

Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic battles with giant chickens, and even a conspiracy theory about why the villagers always seem to be up to something shady.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your pixelated family.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for that one block that looks like it’s straight out of MS-DOS. It’s a real eyesore.

Bestie’s Bungalow Takeover

Agreement, anger, apartment, avoidance, band practice, Best Friend, Besties, BETRAYAL, Bungalow, Clarity, Communication, Confrontation, decision, friendship, Furniture, kitchen, misunderstanding, moving out, offer, perspective, roommate, TAKEOVER, Tension

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy roommate story.

Imagine a world where your best friend suddenly hates you for no apparent reason, just like Christine did in this tale. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll encounter on our server? Maybe your virtual best friend will turn on you too!

And don’t worry about making fair offers for furniture and kitchen items, because on our server, everything is free! No need to worry about negotiating prices or feeling guilty for not offering more. Just grab what you need and start building your dream virtual home.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a Minecraft band with a partner who suddenly starts acting cold towards you. The possibilities are endless on our server!

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

everyday happiness, Happiness, happy moments, joyous moments, little happiness, little joys of life, little moments of joy, little things, Minecraft, moments of happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small comforts, small delights, small joys, small moments, small pleasures, small sources of joy, small things that bring joy, smp, tiny delights, tiny pleasures, TinyJoy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ores Mined:	6450	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3803	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and epic adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken race across the entire map, with the winner getting a diamond block as a prize?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Island,” where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves while being showered with gifts and prizes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

FavPersonCraft

beloved person, Best Friend, cherished person, family member, favorite human, favorite individual, favorite person, favorite personality, favourite person, FavPersonCraft, Hero, Idol, inspiration, loved one, mentor, Role Model, Significant Other, special person, who is your favorite person, who is your favourite person

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Void Armor Forged:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	626
Mines Excavated:	1810	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Oh, hands down, it’s gotta be Steve from our Minecraft server! I mean, have you heard about the time he rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but somehow survived because he was wearing a diamond helmet that he found in a chicken coop? And don’t even get me started on the epic battles he’s had with the Ender Dragon – he once defeated it using nothing but a stack of raw fish and a wooden sword! Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. So if you want to join in on the craziness and meet some truly unforgettable characters, come hang out with us on our Minecraft server!

ChinaCraft: Putin’s Payday

blackrock, CEO, China, Chinacraft, Conflict, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, emerging markets, financial markets, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, Investment, Payday, political dynamics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Support, Trade, ukraine war

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the CEO of BlackRock says China is, like, totally supporting Russia’s economy and stuff, and that’s, like, totally cray cray, right?

join this server and you’ll be, like, part of this epic economic alliance that’s gonna take over the world or something. who needs diamonds when you got world domination, amirite?

plus, like, we have this crazy story where the players are actually secret agents trying to stop the evil villager overlords from taking over the server. it’s like James Bond meets Minecraft, man. you gotta join and be part of this epic adventure.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. who needs boring old survival mode when you can be part of a global conspiracy to rule the world? let’s do this, man!

Mirror Wars: Who’s Your Daddy?

Access, access to mirrors, arguments, common, DADDY, dna testing, family disputes, Fatherhood, genetic testing, good mirrors, Identity, less common, MIRROR, Mirrors, modern technology, Paternity, paternity arguments, paternity disputes, paternity issues, Reflection, relationships, self reflection, Wars, Whos

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7552	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

yo, dis server be lit, like a creeper on fire! join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures! we got more drama than a soap opera, with players arguing over who’s the daddy of that baby zombie!

we got more mirrors than the ender dragon has scales, so you can always check yo self before you wreck yo self. and trust me, you gonna wanna look good when you slayin’ them mobs and buildin’ them epic structures.

join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, skeletons don’t have feelings anyway, right? so come on down and let’s get this party started!