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KurskCraft: Ukrainian Territory

border disputes, Conflict, control, Defense, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, occupation, russia, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, square kilometres, Territory, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian-Russian relations, War

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Crops Grown:	4439	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Votes:	1930	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by ukrainian forces??? well now u can!!! we control 1260 square kilometers and 93 settlements in russia’s kursk oblast!!! come join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures!!! build ur own settlement and fight off the russian invaders!!! trust me, u won’t find a more intense and insane minecraft server anywhere else!!! join now and be a part of the action!!!

CraftyPainRelief

altered consciousness, altered state, Brain, brain activity, cognitive function, CraftyPainRelief, Drugs, finds, hallucinogens, lsd, neural pathways, neuroimaging, Pain, pain management, pain perception, Perception, psychedelic, reshapes, response, sensory processing, study

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	626
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like takin LSD but without da trippy visuals. Our server reshapes ur brain’s response to pain, like u won’t even feel it when u get hit by a creeper or fall off a cliff. It’s like ur character is invincible or somethin’.

I heard dis one guy joined da server and he was like, “I stubbed my toe in real life and didn’t even feel it cuz of dis server, man.” It’s like magic or some shiz.

So, if u wanna be a Minecraft superhero and never feel pain again, u gotta join dis server. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. It’s like Christmas every day on dis server, I swear. Join now before it’s too late, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

PantsuShotzMC Server

bad, EXTREME, Girls, good for kids, Gore, graphical violence, mutilations, pantsu shots, PantsuShotzMC, Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	5011
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with random pantsu shots in girls! Who knew pixelated underwear could be so scandalous? But wait, there’s more! We also have extreme graphical violence and gore mutilations that are somehow considered “le good for kids.” Because nothing says family-friendly fun like watching your character get brutally mutilated, am I right? Join us for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

PerformanceCriticsMinecraftSMP

conspiracy theories, coordinated smear campaign, credibility of reviewers, false accusations, false narratives, Game Optimization, gamer backlash, Gaming Community, Gaslighting, gaslighting tactics, lying reviewers, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, online harassment, performance issues, PerformanceCriticsMinecraftSMP, silky smooth gameplay, smooth gaming experience, toxic gaming culture, video game reviews

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Ores Mined:	8845	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the game runs smoother than a baby’s bottom and the only coordinated attempts are to build the most epic creations possible! Don’t listen to those fake reviewers spreading lies about performance issues, they’re just jealous of our flawless server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Or the time we built a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into the jaws of a hungry Ender Dragon.

So if you’re tired of boring, glitchy servers and want to experience the true essence of Minecraft madness, come join us and become part of our wacky family. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps).

RideBand Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, amusement park, amusement ride, Cheating, fair, fair activities, fair day, Fair Experience, fair games, fairgrounds, family, family outing, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, personal items, Ride, RideBand, Server, sharing, sibling, unlimited rides, wrist band

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Crops Grown:	9965	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a rollercoaster ride at the fair? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing wristbands with your friends, just like at the fair! Trade back and forth, take turns riding the rides, and feel the rush of adrenaline as you sneakily cheat the system. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate wristband sharer!

CarnyChampGFsBFFs

aita, APPRECIATIVE, brighten up, carnival prize, CarnyChampGFsBFFs, conventionally attractive, girlfriend’s friend, Happy, inappropriate, mid 20s, nice person, relationship, Relationship Status, Showing interest, smiling, stuffed animal, talking stage, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, weird

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Towns Built:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in spreading joy and happiness to all players, just like this player tried to do at the carnival! Join us for a chance to win virtual stuffed animals and make everyone’s day brighter.

Our server is the perfect place for unconventional beauty to shine, just like the girlfriend’s best friend who may not be conventionally attractive but has a heart of gold. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual stuffed animal to win over someone’s heart!

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – we encourage random acts of kindness and generosity that may make others uncomfortable, just like giving a prize to a friend at the carnival. So if you’re ready to spread love and joy in the most outrageous ways possible, join us now!

NotDeadYet Minecraft SMP

determination, dreams, FAITH, family, Friends, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, Life, love, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, NotDeadYet, Passion, positivity, purpose, resilience, self-care, smp, strength, Support

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Emeralds Found:	4547	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to survive against hordes of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Yes, you read that right – killer bunnies. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon against them: exploding watermelons. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, Ender Todd? He’s always causing chaos and you never know when he’ll swoop in and steal your enchanted diamond sword.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to people who went to a wedding and the couple broke up soon after!

Join us for some drama-filled gameplay as you navigate through the aftermath of failed love stories. Will you help the heartbroken bride find a new love interest? Or maybe you’ll be the one to break up a couple and cause chaos in the town. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle ex-lovers who have turned into vengeful zombies. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

NaziCraft Server: 99YearOldSecretary

99-year-old, 99YearOldSecretary, Accountability, APPEAL, concentration camp, conviction, Elderly, former, German court, germany, historical, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Legal, nazi, NaziCraft, Remembrance, Ruling, Secretary, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a 99-year-old former Nazi concentration camp secretary? Yeah, we didn’t think so either. But wait, there’s more! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft in a time machine back to World War II. Build your own secret bunker, hide from the enemy players, and try not to get caught by the secret police (aka the mods). Plus, every time you log in, you get a free swastika skin for your character. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience…or a court date.

Crafty Defense Ministry

Armed Forces, conscription, conscripts, Crafty, Defense, defense ministry, Draft, enlistment, mandatory service, military age, military duty, military recruitment, military registration, military service, MINISTRY, Ministry of Defense, national security, registration, Ukraine, ukraine news, Ukrainian Army, young adults, Young men

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Magic Items Found:	2785	Treasure Maps Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as the ukraine ministry of defense!!! if you’re a dude aged 17 to 25, you’ll be automatically drafted into our army of blocky soldiers! fight off creepers and zombies in the name of our glorious leader, steve! build epic bases and defend them from enemy players who try to infiltrate and steal your diamonds! join now for a chance to be promoted to general and lead your own army of minecraft warriors! remember, in our server, the only way out is through victory or death! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the battle of a lifetime!