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TheEndIsNear Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of choosing between two bad options like a sad clown at a birthday party? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day with our endless supply of good options!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a llama in a telenovela. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are lining up to join (they just want a hug, okay?).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of glitter. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls (seriously, they’ll be turned into fluffy bunnies).

So why settle for choice A or B when you can have choice OMG THIS IS AMAZING?! Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

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Naked Brawlers: Minecraft Madness

Adrenaline Rush, bare-handed combat, brawlers, challenge, Combat Sport, Competition, Endurance, Fighting, grappling, in the nude, intense battle, madness, Martial Arts, Minecraft, naked, physical confrontation, primal aggression, primal instincts, primal nature, raw strength, self defense, Survival, test of willpower, wrestling

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only way to battle is bare-handed and in the nude! That’s right, no armor or weapons allowed, just your trusty fists and your birthday suit. Who will outlast their opponents in this hilarious and chaotic showdown? Join now to find out and see if you have what it takes to be the last one standing…naked!

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Florida SMP: Where the palm trees are palmier and the creeper explosions are scarier

1.17, Active, Community, creeper, Discord, Economy, Events, explosions, Florida, Friendly, Fun, java, mobs, new, palm, palmier, PvP, scarier, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Trees, Whitelist

Florida SMP Server Overview

Features
Competitive MCMMO aspect
Laid back and chill atmosphere
Opportunities to build bases, farms, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server competitive or laid back?	The server offers both competitive elements such as MCMMO and a laid back atmosphere for all players.
Are there any upcoming events?	Yes, there is an event with the dragon still alive coming soon. Stay tuned for more details!
What is the server IP?	You can join the server using the IP: https://discord.gg/VugJBxRs

Shanty Sisters’ Shenanigans

Adventure, BETRAYAL, Community, crime, danger, Deception, Drama, friendship, investigation, Mystery, POVERTY, Secrets, Shanty, Shanty Town, Shenanigans, sisters, starsisters, Suspense, Thriller, Trouble, Urban

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where shanty towns are filled with mischievous villagers causing chaos and mayhem. But don’t worry, the starsisters are here to save the day with their magical powers and quirky personalities!

Join our server for a chance to team up with the starsisters and embark on epic quests to restore order to the shanty town. Build your own crazy contraptions, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in this wild and wacky world.

But beware, danger lurks around every corner as the mischievous villagers will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you be able to outsmart them and become the ultimate hero of the shanty town? Join now and find out!

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Crafty McCraftface: Nyoro~n Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Nyoro~n is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Nyoro~n and instantly found themselves surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. The llamas led them to a secret underground disco party where the blocks themselves were grooving to the beat! And that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn kingdom where you can ride rainbow-colored horses and battle evil gummy bears with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! If you join Nyoro~n, you’ll also gain access to our exclusive hot tub party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rub elbows with famous Minecraft celebrities and sip on potions of invisibility while soaking in the warm glow of the lava jacuzzi.

So what are you waiting for? Join Nyoro~n today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

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SmallSMP – Where vanilla is the only flavor, and the whitelist is non-existent!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name Yani’s SMP

Owner Yani

Server Type Survival Multiplayer (SMP)

Timezone GMT+2

Server Benefits
FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Make sure to add Yani on Discord and request an invite to the server.

Q: What is the minimum age requirement?

A: It is strongly recommended to be 18 years old for maturity and appropriate behavior reasons.

Q: How is griefing handled on the server?

A: Any attempt of griefing or unacceptable behavior will be instantly punished by the active staff.

Q: Is voicechat mandatory on the server?

A: Voicechat is optional and not necessary for gameplay.

Q: What type of server is this?

A: Yani’s SMP is a Survival Multiplayer server running on Fabric with minor adjustments for gameplay.
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Chad’s CritiqueCraft

#gamer, Analysis, Average, battle, blast-haver, Chad, Chads, challenger, comparison, Competition, critique, CritiqueCraft, critiquer, Evaluation, Expert, Game, Gaming, opinion, player, review, skill, versus

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server, where explosions and critiques collide in the most epic showdown you’ve ever seen.

Join us for epic battles between the average blast-havers, who love nothing more than blowing things up, and the chad game critiquers, who will analyze every move you make with ruthless precision. Will you choose the path of destruction or the path of analysis? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere within its depths. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

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MineCrafty Politicians: If you vote democrat this fall, creeper explosions will be the least of your worries!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where voting Democrat comes with some… interesting perks.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to stuff your face in someone’s pits, asshole, and even their pussy! But here’s the catch – they have to watch you vote first.

So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come on over and see what surprises await you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!

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NaziCraft LOLz

anti-semitism, antisemitism, blood sacrifices, conspiracy theories, extremism, fascist beliefs, hate groups, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, Holocaust denial, lolz, Nazi ideology, NaziCraft, Nazis, occult, pagan LARP, Propaganda, racism, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that offers something truly unique and outrageous? Look no further, because our server is perfect for you!

Join our server if you have an interest in the occult and love to roleplay as a pagan warrior. We even offer blood sacrifices as part of our immersive gameplay experience! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and no actual blood is involved (we promise).

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that offers a truly one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual occult rituals are performed (unless you count building giant statues of creepers as a ritual).

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Crafty Drivers Server: Where Even Creeper Can’t Keep Up!

Crafty, creeper, cultural norms, Diversity, drivers, driving culture, driving skills, empowerment, female drivers, female empowerment, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Inclusivity, road safety, Server, societal expectations, societal progress, Stereotypes, traffic laws, Transportation, WOMENS RIGHTS

Oh boy, let me tell you about the female drivers on our Minecraft server! They are absolute pros at navigating those pixelated roads and dodging creepers like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, they can parallel park a minecart like nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to witness their epic driving skills and maybe even learn a thing or two about avoiding zombie traffic jams. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

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MurchaCraft Wipe was Griefer server .. .. Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “MurchaCraft Wipe was Griefer server .. ..” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

p11.murcha.su

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