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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 7104 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Villages Defended: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a llama in a telenovela. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are lining up to join (they just want a hug, okay?).
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of glitter. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls (seriously, they’ll be turned into fluffy bunnies).
So why settle for choice A or B when you can have choice OMG THIS IS AMAZING?! Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!