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BlockyCorp News Network

2016 acquisition, Australian media, Australian newspapers, BlockyCorp, conglomerates, conservative shift, corporate conglomerates, corporate influence, influence, Media acquisitions, Media bias, media consolidation, media control, media manipulation, Media Ownership, media ownership concentration, Network, News, News Corp, newspaper bias, political influence, political slant, supply-side factors

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

so like, this server is like the craziest place to be in Minecraft, dude. it’s like, run by this big corporate conglomerate that’s all about influencing the political slant of Australian newspapers. like, they bought up all these newspapers and suddenly they all turned super conservative. it’s like, evidence that supply-side factors are super important, especially when it comes to media ownership concentration.

join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest conspiracy theory in Minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep dark secrets about the media and politics while building your epic Minecraft world. plus, there’s like, secret tunnels and hidden rooms that lead to who knows where. it’s a wild ride, man. come join the madness!

Bear Kingdom Wild 1.21.4

1.21.4, Absurd, Animals, Bear, bears, celebration, CONGRATS, congratulations, FANTASY, FEMINIST, funny, gender swap, Girls, humor, imagination, JOKE, Kingdom, Men, replaced, role reversal, silly, Wild, women power, world

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
New Chunks Explored:	713465	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Lol, imagine a Minecraft server where you can escape the bear takeover and build your own fabulous girly paradise!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can show those bears who’s boss by crafting the most fabulous pink castles and unicorn stables ever seen in the Minecraft world!

Don’t miss out on the chance to unleash your inner princess warrior and conquer the bear-infested lands with glitter bombs and rainbow swords!

So grab your diamond tiara and join us on this epic quest to save the world from the furry menace and create the ultimate girly paradise in Minecraft!

SpookySMP: Paranormal Tales

eerie happenings, eerie sightings, ghostly apparitions, ghostly encounter, inexplicable happenings, mysterious events, mysterious sightings, otherworldly experiences, Paranormal, paranormal activity, spooky encounters, SpookySMP, strange encounters, strange happenings, strange phenomena, Supernatural, supernatural occurrences, Tales, unexplainable occurrences, unexplained, unexplained events, unexplained mysteries

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magic Items Found:	4801
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest paranormal stuff happening all the time! Like one time, I was mining for diamonds and suddenly a ghost pig appeared out of nowhere and started dancing the Macarena! And then, we have this haunted village where the villagers speak in ancient alien languages and trade emeralds for souls. It’s like living in a real-life horror movie but with blocky graphics. So if you’re into spooky stuff and want to experience the supernatural in Minecraft, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown!

BlockyMaskedMadness

BlockyMaskedMadness, community health, Covid-19, face covering, health guidelines, mask comfort, mask compliance, mask debate, mask effectiveness, mask fashion, mask fatigue, mask mandate, mask wearing, new normal, pandemic, personal choice, public health, respiratory protection, safety precautions, social distancing, virus prevention

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of wearing a mask in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can roam free without any pesky masks getting in your way! Our server is a mask-free zone where you can breathe easy and let your blocky avatar run wild. No need to worry about social distancing here, just good old-fashioned block building fun! Join us and say goodbye to masks forever!

BlockyJusticeSyria

Accountability, authoritarian regime, BlockyJusticeSyria, Conflict, controversy, executions, global condemnation, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, Justice Minister, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, political scandal, public outcry, public scrutiny, social media, Syria, video evidence, War Crimes

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Runes Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a justice minister who oversees executions! watch as he swings his pixelated sword with precision and finesse, bringing justice to all who dare step out of line. we promise you’ll never see a more thrilling show than this! join now for a front row seat to the action-packed drama unfolding in our virtual world. who needs netflix when you have our server? come see what all the hype is about!

Eternal Anime Kingdom 1.21

Anime, anime ratings, classic anime, ETERNAL, Eva Unit 01, Gainax, Hideaki Anno, highest rated anime, iconic anime, Japan, Kingdom, long tail tags, mecha anime, neon genesis evangelion, NERV, Popular Anime, psychological anime, science fiction anime, Shinji Ikari, TV ratings, tv show

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like the Neon Genesis Evangelion of servers, it’s got a 9.7 rating which is like, super legit and stuff.

Join dis server if u wanna be part of something epic and mind-blowing, just like watching that anime for the first time.

You’ll be like Shinji in the Eva unit, except instead of fighting angels, you’ll be fighting creepers and zombies.

Trust me, this server is the bomb dot com and you won’t regret joining. Just make sure to bring your A game and get ready for some crazy adventures.

SnackCraftCentral

after work, Alone Time, appetizer, Boyfriend, Cocktail, Communication, control, Cooking, drink, Early, home, INDEPENDENCE, misunderstanding, relationship, Restaurant, Schedule, snack, SnackCraftCentral, social media, Surprise, Upset

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of being questioned for enjoying a drink after work without your significant other breathing down your neck? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where independence is celebrated and alone time is cherished. Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time without the hassle of being interrogated for living your best life.

We promise a crazy adventure filled with surprises (but not the kind where your boyfriend shows up unexpectedly while you’re trying to unwind). So come join us and let your inner gamer shine, no questions asked!

ArtisticAI SMP: Poisoned Waters

ai, Artificial Intelligence, ArtisticAI, artists, Automation, controversial, creativity, defiance, digital art, DiSRuPtiON, Ethics, Expression, Future, innovation, machine learning, Poisoned, programming, protest, Rebellion, smp, subversion, Technology, Unconventional, Waters

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you ever wonder why artists don’t just unleash their wrath on AI by flooding the digital waters with their terrible art? Well, guess what, on this epic Minecraft SMP, we’re doing just that! Our server is like a wild art exhibit gone wrong, with pixelated monstrosities and abstract masterpieces taking over every corner. Join us if you dare to witness the chaos and madness of artists taking on AI in the most ridiculous way possible. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where creativity meets insanity. Let’s show those AI who’s boss, one terrible art piece at a time!

CraftyCollegeGrad

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9794	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of adulting already? Need a break from the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the responsibilities of adulthood by building your dream world with blocks. Need a break from job hunting? No problem! Just log on and let your creativity run wild.

Our server is so relaxing, it’s like taking a nap in a pile of fluffy kittens. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft actually got his start on our server before becoming a blocky legend. So who knows, maybe you’ll be the next big thing in the Minecraft world!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the fun begin!

MiRNA Madness: Postharvest Procrastinators

DELAY, Expression, Extending, horticultural products, key miRNAs, madness, MiRNA, miRNAs, new, PC-5p-1112_4500, Postharvest, postharvest senescence, PROCRASTINATORS, products, Proposed, Regulation, researchers, Senescence, shelf life, strategy, theoretical strategy

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4640
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Emeralds Found:	1697	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

haha u know what’s better than postharvest senescence? JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can build ur own wacky worlds and make friends with blocky pigs and cows. we got miRNAs (whatever that is) that will make ur creations last FOREVER, just like ur love for this server. come join us and never worry about ur horticultural products again, cuz u’ll be too busy having a blast in our virtual world. trust us, it’s gonna be a BLAST!