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RageCraft SMP: TeachRage!

anger, AUTHORITY, Behavior, Childhood, Classroom, discipline, education, Frustration, grudge, injustice, long-lasting impact, Memories, punishment, Ragecraft, Resentment, rules, School, smp, Teacher, TeachRage, UNFAIR

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Emeralds Found:	7311	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the trauma of your teacher turning into a creeper and blowing up your homework! Our server is a safe space where you can build without fear of exploding assignments. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once pranked their teacher by replacing all the textbooks with enchanted books that made them do the cha-cha slide during class. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky server to join, look no further!

CraftyThankfulLand

abundance, appreciation, Blessings, CraftyThankfulLand, family, Friends, Generosity, Gratitude, Happiness, health, Kindness, Life, love, mindfulness, opportunities, positivity, Reflection, relationships, success, Support, thankfulness

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be thankful for the endless possibilities and insane adventures that await you.

Picture this: you’re wandering through a lush forest when suddenly you stumble upon a group of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They invite you to join their llama army and together you embark on a quest to overthrow the evil sheep dictatorship ruling over the land. Will you succeed? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of bacon-loving players to join its bacon-themed cult. Rumor has it that those who join the cult gain special bacon powers and can summon a never-ending supply of crispy bacon at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and give thanks for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

HamasTunnelParty

border, Conflict, Defense, discovery, Excavation, excavation route., gaza, Hamas tunnels, HamasTunnelParty, idf, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, Philadelphi Corridor, SECURITY, Surveillance, Terrorism, threat, Underground

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ores Mined:	5836	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity! We got so many tunnels like Hamas near Philadelphi Corridor, it’s cray cray! Join us and explore da massive routes underground, it’s like a whole new world down there! Who needs diamonds when u got secret tunnels to discover, am I right? Come join da fun and see where da tunnels take u, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

CerealCraft: No Toast Needed!

Breakfast, breakfast choices, breakfast habits, breakfast options, buttered toast, CEREAL, CerealCraft, consumer preferences, consumer trends, convenience, convenience foods, dietary habits, eating habits, Food, Food Industry, Marketing, mealtime, morning routine, Needed, nutrition, product development, toast

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows wear sunglasses and the pigs can fly. why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. but beware, because the creepers there have a secret weapon – they shoot lasers out of their eyes! if you’re brave enough to face the laser-eyed creepers and claim the treasure for yourself, then this is the server for you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition

adolescent health, alcohol abuse, co-occurring disorders, dependence, depression, drug abuse, Edition, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, research study, risk factors, self harm, sleep disorders, sleep problems, SleepyCraft, substance abuse, suicidal, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, teens, youth mental health

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL SAVE U FROM SLEEP PROBLEMS AND SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! WE GOT A SPECIAL POTION THAT MAKES U SLEEP LIKE A BABY AND FEELIN’ ALL HAPPY INSIDE! PLUS, IF U EVER FEELIN’ DOWN, JUST HOP ON AND BUILD A CASTLE OR SUMTHIN’!

WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE U CAN CHILL WITH OTHER PLAYERS AND TALK ABOUT UR FEELINGS! AND IF U EVER NEED A PICK-ME-UP, WE GOT A VIRTUAL BAR WITH ALL THE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS U CAN IMAGINE!

SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA AND HANG OUT IN A VIRTUAL PARADISE, JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER NOW! TRUST ME, IT’S BETTER THAN THERAPY!

OneeCraft Minecraft Server

#JapReader, #MoeChart, #Readme, #VNDB, chartanon, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, Minecraft, novel recommendations, OneeCraft, plot spoilers, Recommendations, Server, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN help

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with crazy plot twists and characters that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb drama is forbidden, but Ender Dragon drama is encouraged. Our community is full of players who have mastered the art of translating Japanese visual novels into English, so you’ll never have to worry about missing out on the plot.

If you’re having trouble with your Minecraft experience, just follow these simple steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese 2. Read the readme (because who actually does that?) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan-vn help 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of VNs that will satisfy all your cravings. And don’t worry about download links – we’ve got you covered.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Previous players have described their time here as “mind-bending” and “absolutely bonkers”, so what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

SMP – Survival Minecraft Players – The Diamond Diggers

488835274, API, Armor Picker, Braytech, Buffs, Debuffs, Destiny General, Destiny-2Gunsmith, dg, Diamond, DIGGERS, dim, Dps, Guide, Minecraft, News, Players, PressKits, Resources, smp, spreadsheets, Stats, Survival, the final shape, The New Path for Bungie, TTK, twab, Update 8.0.0.8

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	139	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla experience? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. Or how about trying to build a house and a herd of pigs come and start a flash mob? Anything can happen on our server!

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered around the map filled with rare loot and enchanted items. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, expect the unexpected and always watch out for those dancing creepers!

MoveCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Movecraft, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7215
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Emeralds Found:	5106
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your annoying in-laws? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join our server and escape the constant nagging of your MIL who always has a new project for you to help with. Instead of moving heavy boxes and tables, you’ll be building epic structures and battling fierce mobs in the virtual world.

Forget about feeling guilty for wanting to relax with your newborn – on our server, you can be as selfish as you want and no one will judge you! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s way more fun than helping your in-laws move their art studio upstairs.

NinjaWidowCraft

aita, culture, custody, DAUGHTER, death, family, Grief, Guilt, home, husband, Japan, legal action, long distance communication, Loss, Moving, NinjaWidowCraft, parents, Sadness, Support, Therapy

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2374	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9065	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where grief and guilt are replaced with endless possibilities and fun. Build your dream home, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends.

On our server, you can leave all your worries behind and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise. Plus, we have the craziest stories to keep you entertained – like the time a group of players rode pigs into battle against a horde of zombies!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter and excitement begin! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

BlockyMemories

9/11, BlockyMemories, collective memory, cultural memory, devastating moment, emotional impact, historical event, historical marker, historical tragedy, impactful event, memorial, national disaster, national mourning, national tragedy, Remembrance, shared experience, significant loss, solemn occasion, Tragedy, tragic event, unforgettable moment

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Remember that time when the Creeper Apocalypse hit our server? It was like our own little 9/11, except instead of planes crashing into buildings, it was exploding green monsters crashing into our meticulously built homes. Everyone remembers where they were when they heard that first hissing sound followed by a massive BOOM. But fear not, for our server has rebuilt stronger than ever, with new protections in place to prevent another Creeper disaster. Join us and be a part of the epic tale of survival and triumph against the pixelated forces of destruction!