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CraftySMPRejects

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Are you tired of spending your days doing boring hobbies like stamp collecting or watching paint dry? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Why waste your time on pointless activities when you could be building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless worlds filled with adventure? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas who will trade you rare items for stacks of emeralds.

So say goodbye to boring hobbies and hello to the most epic, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Ex-BlockbusterEmployee47

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server I used to play on! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re on a wild rollercoaster ride. And instead of mining for diamonds, you have to battle it out in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon to claim your loot. But the best part? The owner of the server is actually a secret llama in disguise, pulling all the strings behind the scenes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the pure chaos of this server. So come join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ResistanceCraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell ya, our leader is like a Houthi boss who’s all about attacking Israel with the “axis of resistance.” We got alliances with all the wackiest groups in the game, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Join us and be part of the most epic battles ever seen in Minecraft history. Plus, we got secret weapons and hidden bases that will blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Israel who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

RocketCraft: BoeingNoGo

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so like, u kno how boeing makes dem big ol rockets? well turns out, dey got sum unqualified peeps buildin dem! like, imagine if u had a rocket ship built by sumone who dunno what dey doin! dat’s like, a disaster waitin to happen! but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise all our builders are top notch! no unqualified peeps here, just epic builds and crazy adventures! come join us and leave dem boeing rockets in da dust!

DreamCraft PTSD Relief

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so, like, u wanna join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna help u process all ur traumatic memories while u sleep. like, u can play and build stuff during the day, then at night BAM ur brain is gonna be all like, “hey, let’s deal with that PTSD in a fun and creative way!”

we got this thing called Targeted Memory Reactivation (TMR) that’s gonna make ur brain all smart and stuff while u snooze. it’s like EMDR therapy but with blocks and creepers and stuff. ur memories gonna be consolidated and ur PTSD gonna be like, “see ya later, alligator!”

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where ur brain gets a workout while u play. who knew video games could be so therapeutic, amirite?

HeartCore Network

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Welcome to Heartcore, the ultimate Lifesteal experience! Immerse yourself in a world where every heartbeat matters. Battle for survival against hordes of monsters, and steal life from your enemies to bolster your own. But beware, the stakes are high, and only the strongest will prevail.

Currently, Heartcore offers a thrilling Lifesteal experience, but our vision extends far beyond. We’re dedicated to bringing you a diverse range of game modes that cater to every Minecraft enthusiast. Stay tuned for exciting updates as we expand our horizons and introduce new ways to play.

Join us on Heartcore and become a legend!

play.theheartcore.com

Sleepless in Semi-Vanilla Land: Where grief is protected, enchants are custom, and everyone’s welcome! 1.21 ready!

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Sleepless MC SMP Overview

Features
Crossplay features to allow both Bedrock and Java players to play along side each other!
Land claims (Golden Shovel)
Grief – Protection (Anti-Grief enabled to easily restore claims if damaged)
Custom Enchants for a more customized playing experience!
Player Sign Shops (Aswell as server shop)
Custom Items (Including Building items like beds and dressers as well as armor and weapons!)
Minions for AFK grinding and money making!
Coin shop ( You can earn in-game Ranks / Chat colors / Player Tags / Pets )

If you’re interested in joining Sleepless MC SMP, We’d love to have you!

Discord : discord.gg/sleepless

Server IP : play.sleeplessmc.com

Bedrock Port : 19132

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Sleepless MC SMP server?

A: To join the server, simply connect to play.sleeplessmc.com with the Bedrock Port 19132.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community experience. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I create my own land claims on the server?

A: Yes, you can create land claims using the Golden Shovel tool to protect your area from griefing.

Q: How can I earn in-game currency on the server?

A: You can earn in-game currency by participating in activities such as mining, farming, selling items in player shops, and using minions for AFK grinding.

BlockyBooty Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can engage in scandalous affairs with other players’ virtual spouses! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, come mine for some drama instead! Join now for a chance to stir up some virtual trouble and ask yourself, “Is it morally wrong for me to fuck the shit out of another man’s wife?” Only on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

HonorableSaarCraft SMP: Loyalty is Key

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of fearless warriors who defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but wooden swords and a bucket of lava. They were hailed as heroes and their legacy lives on in the form of our epic community. Join us and become a part of this legendary tale!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a herd of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From sheep. It’s a real thing, I swear.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of invincible llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot on our sacred land. These llamas are no joke, my friend. They mean business.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and remember, my honor is loyalty, saar!

HighchairHeist

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws’ house? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and high-stakes disputes over highchairs and borrowed clothes.

Just like the highchair saga, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Will you be the one to reclaim your stolen diamond pickaxe from a rival player’s base? Or maybe you’ll find yourself blocked by an entire faction after a heated argument over who gets to build the biggest castle.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of epic adventures and quests to keep you entertained. Explore our vast world, battle fearsome monsters, and build the most jaw-dropping creations imaginable. Just be prepared for the occasional family feud to break out in the chat.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join our server today! Who needs reality TV when you have virtual drama at your fingertips?

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7415

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	651530	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

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CraftySMPRejects

Stats November 22, 2024

Ex-BlockbusterEmployee47

Stats November 22, 2024

ResistanceCraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

RocketCraft: BoeingNoGo

Stats November 22, 2024

DreamCraft PTSD Relief

Stats November 22, 2024

HeartCore Network

Stats November 22, 2024

Sleepless in Semi-Vanilla Land: Where grief is protected, enchants are custom, and everyone’s welcome! 1.21 ready!

Stats November 22, 2024

Sleepless MC SMP Overview

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Sleepless MC SMP server?

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

Q: Can I create my own land claims on the server?

Q: How can I earn in-game currency on the server?

BlockyBooty Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

HonorableSaarCraft SMP: Loyalty is Key

Stats November 22, 2024

HighchairHeist

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Towns Built:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2008
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Dimension Hops:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3993
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Towns Built:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Players Killed by Monsters:	7249
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3