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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 3122 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
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