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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 6812 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Ores Mined: | 7233 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 29 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.