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HamasCasualtyCountGoneWrong

Accountability, Accuracy, Associated Press, Blasts, casualty statistics, Conflict, corrections, credibility, gaza, Hamas, HamasCasualtyCountGoneWrong, investigation, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, MIDDLE EAST, MISTAKES, News, Palestinian territories, Reporting, transparency

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Mines Excavated:	1159
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

so like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that’s so lit, even the Associated Press can’t keep up with it? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at, fam! we got more crazy builds than a herd of creepers on a rampage, and our community is tighter than a villager’s purse strings.

join us and you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic castles in no time. plus, our mods are so on point, they make herobrine look like a noob. and don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a pig racing competition that ended in a bacon feast for everyone involved.

so come on down to our server and see why the Associated Press can’t handle our awesomeness. trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, in which case, you might wanna steer clear of our arrows. just sayin’.

LaughCraft: Where Fun Facts Come to Life

amusement, BIZARRE, Chuckle, Entertainment, fact, facts, Fun, fun fact, Giggle, humor, INTERESTING, JOKE, LAUGH, LaughCraft, Life, never seen before, odd, peculiar, quirky, Random, Smile, Trivia, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1702
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that tell dad jokes.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden nuggets and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. we also have a secret underground disco party where all the zombies bust a move to thriller.

our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join. so what you waiting for? come join the madness and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Prosper SMP: Where Vanilla is the only flavor – we have Discord, Dynmap, and lots of banter! Join us now, no whitelist needed!

Anarchy, banter, build projects, clowns, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Dynmap, flavor, Griefers, hackers, invite, Join, Lots, Mature, Minecraft, Needed, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, shared interests, smp, Vanilla, Variety of Games, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your smp’s dying off? This server has a strong community that has been together for years. We have a Discord server as well, where members play a variety of games together.
Community	Welcoming to new members, dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals, major build projects underway, friendly and mature community.
Rules	Light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed, be respectful to other players.
Discord	All members must join the Discord to join the Minecraft server. Join Discord here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the community been around?	The community has been together for the past few years.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are looking for dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Are there any rules on the server?	We have light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed. Be respectful to other players.
Do I need to join the Discord to join the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord to join the server. Join Discord here.

TitanCraft Minecraft Server

action RPG, ancient egypt, ancient greece, Character customization, Classic Game, diablo like, gameplay mechanics, Gaming Community, gaming nostalgia, Hack and Slash, isometric view, Loot, loot grind, Minecraft, multiplayer, pc game, RPG, Server, skill trees, Titan bosses, titan quest, titancraft, video game

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Runes Activated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Oh, forget about Titan Quest, come join our Minecraft server where you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Block of Power! Rumor has it that whoever possesses this block gains the ability to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their fingertips. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any griefers or trolls – they’ll be turned into harmless bunnies! So why waste your time on Titan Quest when you can join us and become the ultimate block-busting hero of the Minecraft universe?

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

1 Corinthians 12:13, anti-racism, Baptism, biblical teachings, choose one, Christian, contradictions in beliefs, equality, foreigner rights, Galatians 3:28, Holycraft, inclusive Christianity, Leviticus 19:33-34, love thy neighbor, Minecraft, No Discrimination, one body, racist, Romans 10:12-13, Server, spiritual unity, unity in Christ

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Void Armor Forged:	27
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Farms Harvested:	570
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the teachings of the Bible in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Join us as we build a virtual world where there is no discrimination based on race, gender, or background. Just like in the Bible, we believe in unity and love for all players, whether you’re a Jew, Gentile, slave, free, or even a creeper!

Our server is a place where you can drink the spirit of Minecraft and be baptized in the glory of blocky goodness. We even have a special potion that turns you into a diamond armor-wearing angel – trust us, it’s a game-changer!

And don’t worry about being mistreated as a foreigner in our land, because we treat everyone like family. Whether you’re a noob or a pro, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and plenty of virtual hugs.

So come join us on our server, where the Lord of all blocks blesses you with endless adventures and where everyone who calls on the name of Steve will be saved from boring gameplay. It’s a Minecraft miracle, baby!

FanCraft420

apartment living, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, fan use, FanCraft420, heat intolerance, hot climate, nighttime heat, noise sensitivity, Overheating, pedestal fan, personal comfort, Prozac side effects, roommate complaints, roommate conflict, roommates, sleep disturbance, thermostat setting

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Animals Bred:	147	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Potions Brewed:	48
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the heat and turn it up a notch! If you’re tired of dealing with roommates who can’t handle a little fan noise, then this is the server for you.

Join us and build your own virtual fan to cool down your blocky avatar whenever you please. No judgment here, just cool vibes and even cooler temperatures. Who needs real roommates when you can have virtual ones who understand your need for a constant breeze?

Don’t strip down to your underwear in-game though, that might get you banned for inappropriate block behavior. Stick to the fan and keep your cool, literally. So come on in and let’s chill together in this Minecraft world where the only thing heating up is your creativity!

FiredUpMC Server: Newbies Beware!

BEWARE, company culture, dismissal, Employee, FIRED, FiredUpMC, Hiring, HR, Job, job performance, job probation, job security, Management, new coworker, Newbies, Performance, probation, Server, team dynamics, Termination, termination process, turnover, Workplace, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Animals Bred:	20	Zombie Dances:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Have you ever seen a new coworker get fired faster than you can say “creeper”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be building, mining, and crafting faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected firings (of in-game characters, of course). So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive longer than the last guy who tried to build a house out of TNT!

CraftyGesturesLOL

#Thoughtfulness, Affection, appreciation, Caring, Communication, CraftyGesturesLOL, emotional connection, gestures of love, Intimacy, Kindness, love, Men, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships, romance, showing love, small gestures, Support, Surprises, Understanding

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel loved and appreciated? Look no further! Our server is filled with small gestures that men love, aside from the obvious ones like getting a massage or a bj.

Join our server and experience the joy of having virtual hugs from friendly creepers, receiving compliments from zombie pigmen, and getting surprise gifts from Endermen! Our community is dedicated to making you feel special in the most unexpected ways.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who are experts in giving compliments and boosting your self-esteem. Who knew that chickens could be so supportive?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the love and laughter that awaits you. Who needs a massage when you have virtual hugs from creepers, am I right?

CraftyNorway Minecraft Server

$56 billion, CEO compensation, compensation committee, corporate governance, CraftyNorway, electric vehicles, environmental impact, ethical investing, executive bonuses, executive pay, long-term incentives, Minecraft, Musk, norway, pay package, renewable energy, responsible investing, Server, shareholder vote, sustainable investing, tesla, Vote, wealth fund

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	New Chunks Explored:	443115
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Elon Musk levels of rich? well, this server is so ballin’ that even the Norway wealth fund is gonna vote against it! can you believe that? they’re probably just jealous of all the diamonds and emeralds we have in our virtual world.

join us and you’ll be rollin’ in virtual cash faster than you can say “redstone”. our $56 billion pay package is so huge, even Elon Musk would be like “damn, that’s a lot of virtual money”. plus, we have so many crazy stories to tell about how our players have built entire virtual cities and conquered dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and some dirt blocks.

so come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Norway wealth funds when you have a minecraft server this epic? let’s get mining, crafting, and trolling like there’s no tomorrow!

HostageHeroesMC

American unit, Assisted, cooperation, crisis management., hostage rescue, hostage situation, HostageHeroesMC, intelligence, intervention, Military, Mission, Operation, operation success, Report, rescue mission, security operation, special forces, strategy, Successful, tactical, teamwork

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Votes:	7208	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

so, like, u know how u get bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring quests and stuff? well, u gotta join this server, cuz like, we got american units helping us with hostage rescues and stuff. like, how cool is that? imagine playing minecraft and then suddenly u gotta save a hostage with the help of the american army. it’s like a real-life mission, but in minecraft. u gotta join this server, cuz u never know when u might be called to save the day with the american unit. plus, we got like, super cool weapons and vehicles that u can use to complete ur missions. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in minecraft!