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Funky Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

CraftyCouplesCashClash

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	193	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like this poor soul dealing with overspending drama!

Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?

Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

balanced diet, clean eating, gluten free options, healthier processed foods, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, high fiber, low calorie, low sodium, low sugar, mindful eating, Minecraft, minimally processed, natural ingredients, non-GMO, nutrient-dense, nutritious snacks, organic options, plant-based options, preservative-free, ProteinPopsicle, smp, Whole Foods

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

HellCraft: Blocky Nightmares

Agony, anguish, blocky, Despair, emotional pain, existential crisis, HELLCRAFT, inner turmoil, mental anguish, Misery, Nightmares, Pain, personal hell, personal struggle, Suffering, Torment, Tormenting, torture

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Astral Projections Made:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchantments Applied:	167	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Votes:	4291	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

HealthCrisisCraft Minecraft Server

activism, austerity measures, budget cuts, community support, Cuts, demonstration, Government, grassroots movement, health system, Healthcare, healthcare funding, HealthCrisisCraft, Minecraft, new zealand, political reform, Politics, protest, public health, public outcry, public services, Rally, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Crops Grown:	5177
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, LEGIT, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF U CAN FIND IT, U GET TO BE KING OR QUEEN FOR A DAY! PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS LASERS OUT OF ITS EYES AND IF U DEFEAT IT, U GET A MAGICAL SWORD THAT CAN TURN UR ENEMIES INTO SHEEP! ALSO, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A DANCE PARTY WITH CREEPERS AND SKELETONS, AND THE BEST DANCER GETS A FREE PIGGYBACK RIDE ON A WITHER! SO, LIKE, JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN, BRAIN DAMAGE STYLE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🐔💎👑🎉

CraftyKhamenei vs Nasrallah

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Yo, on this server, we got crazier plots than a soap opera! Picture this: Khamenei is on the run from Nasrallah, who’s out for blood. But don’t worry, Khamenei’s got a plan – he’s calling on all Muslims to join our server and take down Israel together! It’s like a virtual jihad, but with creepers instead of soldiers. So come join the fun and help Khamenei take back his throne – before it’s too late!

Psycho Gun Club

background checks, club, crime, criminal behavior, criminal justice, firearms, gun, gun control, gun laws, Gun Violence, law enforcement, legal gun ownership, mass shootings, mental health, mental illness, Psycho, Psychology, psychopathy, Public Safety, research, study, unlawful firearm use, violence

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Zombie Dances:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHOPATHS WHO USE UNLAWFUL FIREARMS BUT THEY DONT OWN ANY LEGAL GUNS HAHAHAHAHAHA. COME BUILD WITH US AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CRAZY DUDES WITH THE GUNS, THEY MIGHT SHOOT YOU WITH THEIR PIXELATED BULLETS. BUT DONT WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN, RIGHT? RIGHT??? HAHAHAHAHAHA.

FrontierSMP: Where the land is wild, the towns are quirky, and fish somehow catch themselves!

armor, balance, Biomes, Bosses, Catch, Challenging, Community, Dimensions, Economy, Exploration, Features, Fish, FrontierSMP, Land, Loot, Mining, mobs, quirky, rail network, satisfying, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, Towns, Updates, Vanilla, weapons, Wild

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

FAQ

What is the main focus of FrontierSMP server?

The main focus of FrontierSMP is to be a community-driven server with challenging gameplay similar to vanilla Minecraft.

What are the main features of the server?

Custom Terrain in all three dimensions
Towny gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items including Weapons, Tools, and Armor
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win policy

Are new features constantly being added to the server?

Yes, the server is always planning new features and updating constantly to provide a satisfying experience for players.

Slavs Are Good Fighte-MC Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mines Excavated:	2123
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is run by a group of Slavic warriors who will stop at nothing to defend their land. Trust us, you do NOT want to mess with them.

But don’t worry, they’re not all about fighting. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Slavic warriors with your sick dance moves, they might just let you join their elite fighting squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch your back around those Slavic warriors…they tend to get a little rowdy.

Subtle Minecraft SMP Jeet Flag

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with crazy players who will stop at nothing to claim victory, even if it means stealing your diamonds while you’re AFK.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked every time you log in. From fake lava traps to invisible maze houses, you never know what kind of shenanigans our players will come up with next.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of friendly villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your firstborn child (just kidding…maybe).

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us on the least subtle jeet flag to date Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose your mind (and your diamonds) in the process!

Tuition Threat Minecraft Server

Boyfriend, Business, college, Fighting, Harsh, husband, Kids, MARINES, marriage annulled, marriage certificate, Minecraft, MOTORCYCLE, on and off, Server, Shoplifting, skipping, son’s tuition, threat, Trouble, troublemaker, tuition, vision for son’s life, wrestling, youngest son

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends.

Looking for a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and unleash your creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-marriage policy, so you won’t have to worry about unexpected wedding certificates popping up in your inventory.

Join now and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t sneak into your house in the middle of the night for some “wrestling” matches. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLs on our server!