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ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crops Grown:	6847
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious moments in the game!

Join us if you want to see players accidentally falling into lava pits while trying to mine diamonds, or getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because they forgot to bring bones for taming. Our server is like a comedy show mixed with a survival game, where every move you make could end up being the dumbest way you hurt yourself!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next legend of our server for all the wrong reasons!

NeighborlyNomsGoneWrong

awkward situations, Communication, Community, community dynamics, Conflict Resolution, food sharing, food waste, gossip, hygiene, misunderstanding, neighbor dispute, neighborhood drama, neighborly behavior, NeighborlyNomsGoneWrong, peer pressure, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social exclusion, social norms, suspicion, trust issues

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	1735	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9431
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your neighbors gossiping behind your back!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which flavor of virtual food to eat. Our community is filled with players who are just as awkward and socially inept as you, so you’ll fit right in!

Forget about real-life hygiene issues and embrace the virtual world of Minecraft where you can be whoever you want to be. Plus, if you accidentally throw away a virtual container, no one will judge you – we promise!

So come join us on our server and leave the neighborhood drama behind. Who needs nosy neighbors when you have virtual blocks to build with?

BoomerBlockz

aging, aging gracefully, aging process, BoomerBlockz, changes, changing attitudes, changing outlook, changing preferences, DISLIKES, evolving mindset, evolving opinions, evolving tastes, getting older, growing older, maturing, Maturity, personal growth, Preferences, shifting interests, shifting perspectives, shifting priorities

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you starting to like less the older you get? Join our Minecraft server and relive your youth with a community of players who never grew up! Build epic structures, battle mythical creatures, and unleash your inner child in a world where responsibilities don’t exist. Our server is so addictive, even grandma can’t stop playing – she’s currently leading a llama army into battle against a horde of zombie villagers! So why wait? Join now and rediscover the joy of being a kid again, minus the bedtime curfew.

BackyardVirusCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

so, like, you know how there’s this server that’s like, totally insane? well, get this, they found the COVID virus in common backyard animals in the US! like, what the heck, right? but don’t worry, it’s all good because on this server, you can totally fight off the virus with your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor. join now and save the world from COVID-infected chickens and squirrels, because why not? it’s a wild ride, my dudes.

Mainland SMP

Active, Active players, Basic, Community, cooperative play, Essentials, fast growing, Grinding, limited plugins, Minecraft, minimal plugins, multiplayer, multiplayer server, Player Base, PvP, Rtp, Survival, Teams, traditional gameplay, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Mainland SMP

A fast growing minecrart server, where the focus is keeping the server as vanilla and basic as possible.

We have an active player base, and a lot of teams to join and grind with.

The server limits the use of plugins. We try to limit this because we want the server to be as vanilla as possible. The plugins we use are essentials (/home , /tpa), Teams and RTP!

168.100.163.7:25568

APEX SMP

1.18.2, 2HR, 30, APEX SMP, Chill, dm, Economy, English, java, Mini Games, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	7415
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3932
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Java or Bedrock:**JAVA ONLY**

Version: **1.18.2**

Realm/Server/World: **Server**

Number of players: **30+**

Length of Play Session: **2hr+**

Gametype: **Economy/Chill/Survival**

Language: **English**

**DM**

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The Sanctum: Guaranteed to cure your block fever since 1.21! 21+ only, just like a fine wine.

Adults, Bases, BLOCK, cure, diamond-based economy, Discord, everyday life, Farms, Fever, Fine, gaming district, GUARANTEED, HermitCraft Inspired, likeminded people, Mature, Minecraft, modded server, Monitoring, Player Base, Relax, Relaxed, rules, sanctum, Server, Shop, shopping district, Vanilla, vanilla world, wind down, wine

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to Sanctum SMP!

We’re a mature, relaxed group of people looking to expand our player base. After having played together on a vanilla SMP and a modded server we are now a few months into our second vanilla world.

The server is Hermitcraft inspired, which means we welcome people to build nice bases and farms and open a shop in our shopping district. There are no shop plugins, it’s a diamond based economy. We have a few shops up already but there are plenty of opportunities for new endeavors. We also welcome everyone to think of and build games in a gaming district that has yet to be developed.

For a lot of us, Minecraft is a nice way to relax and wind down from the hassles of everyday life. That’s why we look for mature, likeminded people to join us. We’ve found that adults require less monitoring and that is exactly what we don’t enjoy doing. As long as you treat others like you’d like to be treated, pretty much anything goes. We have a 21+ age requirement because of that. A short voice chat interview is required before whitelisting.

Come check us out on discord, read our rules and ask for the interview if you think we’d be a good fit for you!

Discord Link

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join?	Players must be 21 years or older to join.
Is there a shop economy on the server?	Yes, the server uses a diamond based economy with no shop plugins.
Are there any server rules?	Yes, players are expected to treat others with respect and follow community guidelines outlined in the rules.
How can I join the server?	Players must first join the Discord server and undergo a short voice chat interview before being whitelisted.

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

BlockyBuddy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Crops Grown:	3839
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Are you tired of getting blocked by your online crush? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, there’s no blocking allowed! That’s right, you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of getting ghosted by your virtual boo. Join us and never worry about getting blocked again – unless you build a giant statue of their face without permission, then all bets are off.

Minecraft SMP: 10/10 Millennial Approved

10/10 rating, APPROVED, highly recommended, millennial, millennial approved, millennial approved products, millennial approved services, millennial choices, millennial consumer behavior, millennial culture., millennial favorites, millennial generation, millennial lifestyle, millennial mindset, millennial preferences, millennial satisfaction, millennial trends, Millennials, Minecraft, must have, popular among millennials, smp, top rated

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Crops Grown:	5709	Mines Excavated:	2064
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the memes flow like water and the laughter never stops? Look no further than our server, where even millennials consider it a 10/10 experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, daring quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, and dance parties in the Nether with our resident zombie DJ. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist popping in for a quick game of spleef.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer ridiculousness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBanter: PartnerProbs

anger, appreciation, birthday celebration, birthday gift, BlockyBanter, cabin in the woods, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional reactions, Expenses, expensive gifts, financial contributions, financial expectations, Gratitude, income, living together, misunderstandings, PartnerProbs, relationship, saving money, Scrooge, sharing expenses

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t break the bank? Look no further than our server! We offer luxurious cabins in the woods for the low, low price of 250 euros a night. And if it’s your birthday, it’s on the house!

Join our server and experience the thrill of staying in a virtual cabin in the woods. Build your own cozy retreat, complete with pixelated wildlife and creeper-proof walls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most generous players around. You won’t find any scrooges here, just a community of gamers who know how to appreciate a good deal.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living the high life in the Minecraft world. Trust us, it’s worth every penny (or euro)!

CraftyCreeperAgeUP

aging, aging gracefully, changing preferences, CraftyCreeperAgeUP, developing passions, embracing change, evolving interests, evolving tastes, Experience, growing older, interests, Life Changes, Maturity, new hobbies, personal growth, Preferences, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, shifting perspectives, wisdom

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4221
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you starting to like more as you get older? Well, if it’s Minecraft then boy do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with endless riches and eternal glory.

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character while dodging his evil pranks and tricks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!