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Stairway2HeavenMC

accident, clumsy, clumsy moments, Falling, Falling Down, Fun, hurt, injury, Laughter, misfortune, mishap, misstep, Oops, Pain, Stairs, STAIRWAY, Stairway2HeavenMC, Stairwell, Tripping, tumbling, unexpected

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Potions Brewed:	169
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

so, like, imagine this: u join this cray cray minecraft server and u get to fall down stairs all day long but it doesn’t hurt! like, u just keep falling and falling but u never get hurt. it’s like a never-ending staircase of fun! plus, there’s like, unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs everywhere. like, who wouldn’t wanna join this server?! come join the madness and fall down the stairs with us!

ThumbsUpCraft

Abilities, actions, awkward, body parts, clumsy, Communication, coordination, dexterity, Expressions, Gestures, Hands, IDIOMS, intricate, Language, movements, people, phrases, Saying, Skills, THUMBS, ThumbsUpCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Animals Bred:	59	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10

LOL this server is so epic, you gotta join cuz we got thumbs!!! like, who needs thumbs in Minecraft, right? but we got ’em and they make everything so much more FUN!

imagine building a house with your thumbs, it’s like building a mansion in seconds cuz thumbs are OP on this server.

oh and get this, our server is run by a group of thumb warriors who protect us from evil mobs with their thumb powers. they shoot thumb lasers and crush enemies with their mighty thumbs. it’s insane!

so come join us on this thumb-tastic server and experience Minecraft like never before. thumbs up for fun!

ToiletPhoneOops Minecraft Server

accident, cell phone, clumsy, damage control, Disaster, Disaster Recovery, dropped phone, emergency, INCONVENIENCE, Minecraft, mishap, phone repair, Repair, Replacement, Server, Smartphone, Technology, TOILET, ToiletPhoneOops, unexpected, water damage, waterproof, wet phone

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about dropping your phone in the toilet again because you’ll be too busy building epic castles and battling dragons! Plus, our server has a secret teleportation feature that will transport you to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give out free hugs. So come join us and say goodbye to toilet mishaps and hello to endless fun and adventure!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Trying to survive in the real world when you could be joining our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time adulting when you could be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky shenanigans!

Kagami’s Clumsy Tavern: Where Spills Lead to Epic Minecraft Punishments!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Love Letters Sent:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Dragon Eggs Found:	954
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and spilled drinks are a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But beware, if you dare to spill a drink like Kagami did, you better be prepared to face the consequences. Will you survive in this world where even the smallest mishap can lead to hilarious punishments? Join us and find out!

Welcome to Verdania, where you can roleplay as anything from a heroic knight to a clumsy chicken!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Welcome to Verdania
Verdania is a newly created minecraft roleplay server! And now we are searching for people who would want to participate in our server!
Community: Join a friendly group of players who love playing minecraft and creating stories as much as YOU
Exploration: Explore a little bit customized minecraft world with yourself or even a nation, which you can create
Roleplay: Create your stories, your nations and even religions!
Join Us Today!: Ready to start? Here: https://discord.gg/NQAG3kUVxJ
Join Verdania – Where every player has a story to tell!

FAQ

1. How do I join the Verdania server?

To join the Verdania server, you can click on the provided link to our discord server and follow the instructions there for joining the Minecraft server.

2. Are there specific rules for gameplay on Verdania?

Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a friendly and fair gaming environment. These rules are outlined in the discord server.

3. Can I create my own nation on Verdania?

Absolutely! One of the unique features of Verdania is the ability for players to create their own nations within the game. You can establish your own rules, government, and even religions within your nation.

4. Is there a limit to the number of players in a nation?

There is no set limit to the number of players in a nation. You can invite as many players as you like to join your nation and help build your story.

5. How can I connect with other players on Verdania?

Our discord server is the main platform for communication and interaction with other players on Verdania. You can join discussions, share stories, and collaborate with other players through the discord server.

– “The DerpCraft Experience” – “Noobville Adventures 2.0” – “Epic Fail Kingdom” – “Llama Land: Where Everything Goes Wrong” – “The Ridiculous Realms” – “FailCraft Central” – “The Clumsy Crafters Server” – “The Potato Paradise” – “The Epic Fails Server” – “The Misadventure Mine”

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of zombie chickens, and even have a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure madness and mayhem.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with famous Minecraft celebrities like Steve and Herobrine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes to anyone brave enough to sit on it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most mind-blowing, side-splitting, and utterly ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Gacha Slutposting Thread Minecraft SMP

Anime, arknights, azur lane, blue archive, F/GO, gacha, gacha girls, Gaming, genshin impact, Girl’s Frontline, honkai star rail, lewd, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, nikke, NSFW, Pictures, Scenarios, Sexy, Slutposting, smp, Thread, waifus

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of just lurking around waiting for a gacha slut to show up? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! We’ve got all the sexy gacha girls from F/GO, Blue Archive, Genshin Impact, Azur Lane, Nikke, Honkai: Star Rail, Girls’ Frontline, Neural Cloud, Arknights, and more!

Join our server and contribute with your wildest scenarios, lewd pictures, or anything else that will make those gacha sluts blush! Who knows, you might even encounter a rare gacha girl in the wild and tame her to be your loyal companion in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the gacha madness begin! Just remember, the crazier the story, the better the loot!

StoryMine Survival without donation Minecraft server

Antispam, BUILD, Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, Minecraft, No Donations, No Lags, No Mini-Games, No OP, Plugins, Russian, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, Survival, translation, Warps, Web map, wipe prevention

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

4.storymine.ru

No Fap November Minecraft Server

ABSTINENCE, addiction, challenge, Commitment, Count, discipline, Fap, habits, LOSING, mental strength, Minecraft, motivation, No Fap November, November, perseverance, personal growth, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, Server, success, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Animals Bred:	54
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t test your willpower? Look no further, because our server is so addicting, it’ll make you question if you’ve lost No Fap November just by logging on! With epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with the game as you are, you’ll never want to log off. Join us and see if you have what it takes to resist the temptation of our awesome server – but be warned, once you start, you may never be able to stop!

Champion of Minecraft SMP: The TNT Explosions – They blow up the competition with their explosive skills!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Potions Brewed:	61	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends in epic PvP matches, building the most outrageous structures, and embarking on quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

Our TNA champions are the stuff of legends – they can mine diamonds with their bare hands, tame creepers as pets, and have the power to summon lightning bolts on command. Plus, they always have a stash of enchanted golden apples to share with their fellow players.

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the next TNA champion. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Bleach Block Party Minecraft Server

Aesthetic, Anime, appearance change, Bleach, BLOCK, body image, Character development, character growth, criticism, criticism on character design, fan reactions, fat, japanese animation, Manga, Minecraft, Orihime, Party, physical changes, popular series, Server, SHONEN, Storyline, transformation, weight gain

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2028
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	621912
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8050

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Orihime has mysteriously ballooned up to twice her size! Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind her sudden weight gain and maybe even help her shed those extra pounds. But beware, there are rumors of a secret cake dungeon that may have something to do with it… So come join us for a hilariously fat-tastic adventure like no other!

Is he really THAT good? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but we won’t tell if you do).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of llamas comes charging through, led by none other than our resident llama king, Steve. Yes, you heard that right, Steve is a llama now and he’s here to shake things up in the best way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that he can build an entire city out of dirt blocks in under 10 minutes. Is he really THAT good? You’ll have to join to find out.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughs, llamas, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Bants, blocky, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theories, digital manipulation, Disinformation, donald trump, election fraud, extremism, fake news, Government, MAGAA, Minecraft, Misinformation, online communities, online discourse, polarization, Politics, Propaganda, radicalization, REPUBLICAN, Server, social media

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ores Mined:	3968	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than MAGAA (Minecrafters Against Griefing and Anarchy)! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we fight against the evil forces of griefers and anarchists in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the lands spreading joy and sparkles to all who encounter it. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to the sweet beats of Creeper dubstep. Just watch out for the party pooping Endermen who like to crash the party with their teleporting shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join MAGAA today for a Minecraft experience like no other! But remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs.

Ron Paul Coin Minecraft SMP

Altcoin, Blockchain, Bullish, Coin, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, finance, growth, high risk, Investment, long-term investment., market, Minecraft, paul, Potential, price increase, profit, Ron, Ron Paul Coin, smp, speculation, Trading, trending, volatility

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Our base is so epic that it’s been raided twice in one day – now that’s what we call a challenge!

Join us if you dare to face off against the craziest players in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got players who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes and others who can tame a herd of creepers with just a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our resident prankster who once turned the entire spawn area into a giant lava pit just for fun.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that she’s been seen flying around our base trying to join our PvP battles. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Subantarctic Criminal Deportation Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky criminals in your Minecraft world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our server and help us deport all our criminals to the subantarctic islands! Not only will you be doing a public service, but you’ll also get to witness some epic battles between the criminals and the penguins. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a creeper try to survive in the freezing cold? Join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Lost Minecraft SMP Rewatch

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Chimeras Created:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only plot holes you’ll find are the ones you dig yourself into! Join us as we embark on nonsensical adventures like trying to tame creepers or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

Our characters are as unpredictable as Ben getting captured on purpose just to see if he can survive a night in a dungeon filled with zombie pigmen. And don’t even get me started on the political intrigue – last week, we had a heated debate over whether to build a wall around our village to keep out the pesky Endermen.

So come on and join us, because the magic of Minecraft is never gone when you’re playing on our server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire village with a misplaced TNT block. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!