Clumsy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

UglyMiningCraft

UglyMiningCraft, Unattractive, EMBARRASSING, awkward, unflattering

Trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe on our Minecraft server! But hey, that’s just one of the many reasons why you should join us.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of zombie pigs riding on chickens come charging at you. Don’t worry, on our server, this is a daily occurrence and we have a team of ninja llamas ready to protect you at all costs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary dancing creepers? That’s right, these explosive little guys bust a move every time you defeat them in battle. Who wouldn’t want to witness that?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember, looking attractive while playing is not guaranteed!

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VitaMC: Where Vanilla meets Modded in a clumsy 1.9+ dance

creativity, Modded, java, Minecraft, Events

Vita MC Server Overview

Features	Details
Survival Multiplayer (SMP)	Immerse yourself in a dynamic world full of unique biomes and hidden treasures.
Custom Modpack – Full Steam Ahead	Dive into a unique Minecraft experience with new features, items, and mechanics.
Expansive World	Explore a vast and diverse world filled with stunning landscapes and hidden treasures.
Community-Driven	Engage with fellow players, showcase your creations, and collaborate on exciting projects.
Events and Challenges	Participate in thrilling events and challenges hosted by the dedicated staff team.
Friendly Staff	Approachable and helpful staff ready to assist players with an intuitive ticket system.
Questing and Adventure	Embark on epic quests, battle custom mobs, and solve intricate puzzles.
Evolving Parkour in main Hub	Enjoy parkour challenges in the main hub area.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Can I join Vita MC using both Java and Bedrock versions?

Yes, our server supports both Java and Bedrock versions of Minecraft.

What is the minimum Minecraft version required for Vita MC?

Vita MC is compatible with Minecraft versions 1.9 and upwards.

How can I participate in events and challenges on the server?

You can participate in events and challenges hosted by our staff team by staying updated on the server announcements and event schedules.

Are there any specific rules or guidelines for building on Vita MC?

Yes, we have specific rules and guidelines in place to ensure a positive and respectful community environment. These rules are outlined on our website and enforced by our staff team.

How can I get support from the staff team if I encounter any issues on the server?

You can reach out to our approachable and helpful staff team through our intuitive ticket system on the server. They are available to assist you with any issues you may encounter.

UncoolMinecraftServer

Unhip, uncool, dorky, geeky, clumsy

Trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe! But fear not, on our epic Minecraft server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in diamond armor, and build a castle made entirely of TNT (because who needs safety regulations anyway?). So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, even the chickens have attitude!

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CraftyClutz

clumsy moments, injury, mishap, EMBARRASSING, physically

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hurting yourself in dumb ways again! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will protect you from any clumsy mishaps.

Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.

Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.

So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!

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OopsCraft

cringe-worthy, blooper, UNCOMFORTABLE, awkward situation, social gaffe

Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus and screamed so loud that your neighbors thought you were being attacked by a pack of wild llamas? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those embarrassing moments in a virtual world where anything is possible!

Join us for a chance to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or even challenge our resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off! With our wacky community of players, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might just end up accidentally turning your best friend into a block of cheese…but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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Stairway2HeavenMC

unexpected, tumbling, Laughter, Fun, mishap

so, like, imagine this: u join this cray cray minecraft server and u get to fall down stairs all day long but it doesn’t hurt! like, u just keep falling and falling but u never get hurt. it’s like a never-ending staircase of fun! plus, there’s like, unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs everywhere. like, who wouldn’t wanna join this server?! come join the madness and fall down the stairs with us!

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ThumbsUpCraft

actions, ThumbsUpCraft, phrases, IDIOMS, Expressions

LOL this server is so epic, you gotta join cuz we got thumbs!!! like, who needs thumbs in Minecraft, right? but we got ’em and they make everything so much more FUN!

imagine building a house with your thumbs, it’s like building a mansion in seconds cuz thumbs are OP on this server.

oh and get this, our server is run by a group of thumb warriors who protect us from evil mobs with their thumb powers. they shoot thumb lasers and crush enemies with their mighty thumbs. it’s insane!

so come join us on this thumb-tastic server and experience Minecraft like never before. thumbs up for fun!

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ToiletPhoneOops Minecraft Server

waterproof, accident, dropped phone, emergency, Replacement

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about dropping your phone in the toilet again because you’ll be too busy building epic castles and battling dragons! Plus, our server has a secret teleportation feature that will transport you to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give out free hugs. So come join us and say goodbye to toilet mishaps and hello to endless fun and adventure!

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DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

funny, awkward, inept, Ridiculous, Absurd

Trying to survive in the real world when you could be joining our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time adulting when you could be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky shenanigans!

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Kagami’s Clumsy Tavern: Where Spills Lead to Epic Minecraft Punishments!

Accountability, discipline, learning from mistakes, Minecraft, Epic

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and spilled drinks are a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But beware, if you dare to spill a drink like Kagami did, you better be prepared to face the consequences. Will you survive in this world where even the smallest mishap can lead to hilarious punishments? Join us and find out!

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