Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most bizarre ways of getting hurt in the game! From accidentally falling into a pit of lava while trying to tame a wild chicken to getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because you accidentally stepped on their tail, our server is full of unexpected dangers and hilarious mishaps. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Who knows, you might even end up with a funny story to tell your friends about the time you got hurt in the most ridiculous way possible!
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HurtByWeirdness Minecraft SMP
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PublicOopsies Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being embarrassed in public? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing moments again because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons.We have a secret potion in our server that makes you immune to embarrassment – just one sip and you’ll be strutting around like a boss, no matter what crazy shenanigans you get up to. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island where all the embarrassing moments from the real world are banished to, so you’ll be safe from any awkward encounters.
So come join us and leave your embarrassing past behind – in our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, no matter what silly things you’ve done in public.
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Blockhead Bruises
Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!
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BlockheadBooboos
Are you tired of hurting yourself in stupid ways in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and hurt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off towering structures to getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves, the possibilities for self-inflicted pain are endless! Who needs real-life injuries when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Join now and start your journey to becoming the clumsiest player on the server!
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PhonelessPrincess
🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the clumsiest players can thrive! Join us and experience the ultimate adventure of trying to keep your virtual gadgets intact while building your dream world.📱 Worried about breaking your phone like the daughter in this story? Don’t fret! On our server, your virtual devices are indestructible, no matter how many times you drop them off a cliff or into a lava pit.
💸 Save your money for in-game upgrades and expansions instead of constantly replacing broken electronics. Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear?
🤪 Join us now and show your daughter that breaking phones is so last year – on our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks! Trust us, she’ll thank you for it…eventually. 😉 #MinecraftLifeLessons
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Worldwide SMP: Where Clumsy Hermits Unite for Java Shenanigans 1.21
Global SMP Minecraft Server
Server Type: Vanilla Java Age Requirement: 18+ Community: Tight-knit, global Features: Minor datapack QOL improvements, buttery-smooth performance from Purpur Discord: Join our Discord Website: Visit our Website FAQ
How do I join the server?
To join our server, please join our Discord, read the rules, and then click on the apply-here channel.
What can I do on the server?
You can build a base, explore the vast world of Minecraft, participate in games with other members, and go on a shopping spree in the shopping district.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?
Griefing is not allowed on the server, but otherwise, there are no restrictions on what you can do.
Can I suggest improvements for the server?
Yes, we are always open to suggestions for improving the server experience.
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NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything
Are you terrible at building? Can’t survive a night without getting blown up by a creeper? Constantly falling into lava pits? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!Join our server and embrace your inner noob with pride. We have a special “Fail Hall of Fame” where we showcase the most epic fails of our players. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will guide you to hidden treasures if you can decipher its clucks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of the ancient Minecraft gods.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic fails, ghostly chickens, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate noob champion!
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JarBreakerCraft
lol join our epic minecraft server where you can break stuff without getting in trouble like this 4-year-old who shattered a whole bronze age jar at a museum oopsie daisy. come play with us and break all the things without any consequences cuz we’re cool like that. plus, who knows what ancient artifacts you might uncover while mining for diamonds. maybe you’ll find a cursed pickaxe that makes you mine faster but also turns all the pigs into creepers. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like that clumsy toddler at the museum.
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UglyMiningCraft
Trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe on our Minecraft server! But hey, that’s just one of the many reasons why you should join us.Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of zombie pigs riding on chickens come charging at you. Don’t worry, on our server, this is a daily occurrence and we have a team of ninja llamas ready to protect you at all costs.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary dancing creepers? That’s right, these explosive little guys bust a move every time you defeat them in battle. Who wouldn’t want to witness that?
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember, looking attractive while playing is not guaranteed!
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VitaMC: Where Vanilla meets Modded in a clumsy 1.9+ dance
Vita MC Server Overview
Features Details Survival Multiplayer (SMP) Immerse yourself in a dynamic world full of unique biomes and hidden treasures. Custom Modpack – Full Steam Ahead Dive into a unique Minecraft experience with new features, items, and mechanics. Expansive World Explore a vast and diverse world filled with stunning landscapes and hidden treasures. Community-Driven Engage with fellow players, showcase your creations, and collaborate on exciting projects. Events and Challenges Participate in thrilling events and challenges hosted by the dedicated staff team. Friendly Staff Approachable and helpful staff ready to assist players with an intuitive ticket system. Questing and Adventure Embark on epic quests, battle custom mobs, and solve intricate puzzles. Evolving Parkour in main Hub Enjoy parkour challenges in the main hub area. Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Can I join Vita MC using both Java and Bedrock versions?
Yes, our server supports both Java and Bedrock versions of Minecraft.
What is the minimum Minecraft version required for Vita MC?
Vita MC is compatible with Minecraft versions 1.9 and upwards.
How can I participate in events and challenges on the server?
You can participate in events and challenges hosted by our staff team by staying updated on the server announcements and event schedules.
Are there any specific rules or guidelines for building on Vita MC?
Yes, we have specific rules and guidelines in place to ensure a positive and respectful community environment. These rules are outlined on our website and enforced by our staff team.
How can I get support from the staff team if I encounter any issues on the server?
You can reach out to our approachable and helpful staff team through our intuitive ticket system on the server. They are available to assist you with any issues you may encounter.