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HurtByWeirdness Minecraft SMP
accident, BIZARRE, bizarre accident, clumsy, funny, funny injury, HurtByWeirdness, injury, Minecraft, mishap, odd, odd occurrence, Pain, peculiar, peculiar injury, quirky, smp, strange, strange mishap, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual incident, weirdJoin our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most bizarre ways of getting hurt in the game! From accidentally falling into a pit of lava while trying to tame a wild chicken to getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because you accidentally stepped on their tail, our server is full of unexpected dangers and hilarious mishaps. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Who knows, you might even end up with a funny story to tell your friends about the time you got hurt in the most ridiculous way possible! -
The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP
BETRAYAL, Breakup, clumsy, coping with loss, detective, Emotional healing, emotional lyrics, emotional recovery, emotional turmoil, finding closure, healing, Heartache, heartache songs, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, letting go, Love Lost, love lost songs, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, sad love songs, smpAre you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.
So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!
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PhonelessPrincess
AppleCare., Behavior, Camera, clumsy, complaining, DAUGHTER, Deal, electronics, gaming pc, insurance, ipad, iPhone 13 pro, Phone, PhonelessPrincess, punishment, redmi note 11, refusing to buy, ruining her life, Slow, smartphones🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the clumsiest players can thrive! Join us and experience the ultimate adventure of trying to keep your virtual gadgets intact while building your dream world.📱 Worried about breaking your phone like the daughter in this story? Don’t fret! On our server, your virtual devices are indestructible, no matter how many times you drop them off a cliff or into a lava pit.
💸 Save your money for in-game upgrades and expansions instead of constantly replacing broken electronics. Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear?
🤪 Join us now and show your daughter that breaking phones is so last year – on our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks! Trust us, she’ll thank you for it…eventually. 😉 #MinecraftLifeLessons
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Worldwide SMP: Where Clumsy Hermits Unite for Java Shenanigans 1.21
+18, Builder, Casual, clumsy, Community, Datapack, Discord, District, Explorer, games, getaway, hermits, IMPROVEMENTS, java, Performance, Purpur, Qol, rules, Shenanigans, shopping, smp, Suggestions, travel, unite, Vanilla, world, worldwideGlobal SMP Minecraft Server
Server Type: Vanilla Java Age Requirement: 18+ Community: Tight-knit, global Features: Minor datapack QOL improvements, buttery-smooth performance from Purpur Discord: Join our Discord Website: Visit our Website FAQ
How do I join the server?
To join our server, please join our Discord, read the rules, and then click on the apply-here channel.
What can I do on the server?
You can build a base, explore the vast world of Minecraft, participate in games with other members, and go on a shopping spree in the shopping district.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?
Griefing is not allowed on the server, but otherwise, there are no restrictions on what you can do.
Can I suggest improvements for the server?
Yes, we are always open to suggestions for improving the server experience.
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NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything
amateurish, Awful, bad, clumsy, deficient, dreadful, Fail, hopeless, inadequate, incompetent, inept, Lacking, lousy, Noobcraft, Pitiful, Poor, subpar, Terrible, uncoordinated, Unqualified, Unskilled, WeakAre you terrible at building? Can’t survive a night without getting blown up by a creeper? Constantly falling into lava pits? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!Join our server and embrace your inner noob with pride. We have a special “Fail Hall of Fame” where we showcase the most epic fails of our players. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will guide you to hidden treasures if you can decipher its clucks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of the ancient Minecraft gods.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic fails, ghostly chickens, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate noob champion!
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JarBreakerCraft
4 year old, accident, accidentally, ancient artifact, archaeology, Bronze Age, clumsy, cultural heritage, Damage, delicate, Exhibit, fragile, historical, jar, JarBreakerCraft, mishap, Museum, preservation, Priceless, SHATTERS, supervision neededlol join our epic minecraft server where you can break stuff without getting in trouble like this 4-year-old who shattered a whole bronze age jar at a museum oopsie daisy. come play with us and break all the things without any consequences cuz we’re cool like that. plus, who knows what ancient artifacts you might uncover while mining for diamonds. maybe you’ll find a cursed pickaxe that makes you mine faster but also turns all the pigs into creepers. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like that clumsy toddler at the museum. -
CraftyKremlinNewsNet
ai, AI-Driven, CraftyKremlinNewsNet, elections, fake news, Impersonates, influence, Local Media, Network, russia, USjoin our epic minecraft server where we have AI-driven fake news network from russia impersonating us local media to influence elections!!! 🤯🤖🇷🇺🗳️come build your own fake news empire and spread wild conspiracy theories to sway the minds of unsuspecting players! 😂🤪🤯
watch out for the secret agents lurking in the shadows, ready to take down anyone who dares to challenge their fake news dominance! 🕵️♂️🔥🚓
join now for a chance to become the ultimate master of misinformation and chaos in the minecraft world! 🌍🔥🔥🔥
remember, nothing is true and everything is permitted on this crazy server! 😜🤣🤯🎮
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Crusalis: Where Cow Tipping is Serious Business
Armavir, armenia, Business, Community, Contribution, cow, Crusalis, Discord, Factions, Geopolitical, History, Ip:, iteration, mado, Minecraft, Players, Premium, Raids, Server, Skilled, Theme, Tipping, Victory, WarsMinecraft Server Overview
Description CRUSALIS is a geopolitical historically accurate minecraft server all about recreating history. Join us on our server to participate in fun vc grind sessions, raids, and legendary wars where we aim to claim enemy nation land. The server is iteration based, with each new iteration bringing fresh content and themes. Currently, we are building Armavir (Armenia) and organizing our forces for victory. Join us on the server and help contribute to our nation! FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer What is the server IP? crusalis.net (premium Minecraft only) How can I join the community? Join Victorix on Discord and verify your account. When asked who invited you, say Mado. What can I expect on the server? Participate in grind sessions, raids, and wars to claim enemy nation land. Each iteration brings new content and themes to keep the server fresh. How long do iterations last? Iterations typically last around 2 months before the server resets for a new theme and content. How can I contribute to nation-building? Join our skilled players in organizing our forces for victory and contribute to building Armavir (Armenia). -
BlockyBikiniBattles
beach body, bikini confidence, BlockyBikiniBattles, body confidence, body image, body insecurities, body positivity, body shaming, female empowerment, friendship drama, lake vacation, personal growth, refusing to wear revealing bikinis, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, standing up for yourself, summer vacation, toxic friendships, weight loss transformation, Women supporting WomenAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for some outrageous fun!Join our server and experience the most epic transformations ever seen in Minecraft history! Just like how I, a 40F player, transformed from a blocky noob to a pixelated powerhouse! With the help of my personal trainer (who is definitely not a creeper), I shed over 50 pounds of pixelated weight and now I’m slaying mobs like never before!
But that’s not all! Our server is like a virtual lake house where you can hang out with your friends and their families. Just like how my three best friends and I rented a house on the lake for the 4th of July week. We had a blast until they started hating on my pixelated curves! They said my two-piece bikini was making their pixelated husbands uncomfortable. Can you believe it? But I stood my ground and showed them who’s the real queen of the server!
So come join us and show off your pixelated assets in the most epic way possible! Build, mine, and slay your way to victory on our server. And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being too pixelated or too fabulous! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated fun begin!
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CraftyNiceGuy Minecraft Server
Assertiveness, being assertive, breaking free from nice guy persona, building self-respect, confidence building, CraftyNiceGuy, dating advice, developing self-assurance, ditching the nice guy image, Masculinity, Minecraft, Nice guy syndrome, overcoming nice guy syndrome, people pleasing, personal growth, relationship advice, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Server, setting boundaries, toxic masculinityAre you tired of being stuck in the friend zone like a sad little villager in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the cure for the nice guy syndrome! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft player who slays dragons, builds epic castles, and never gets stuck in the friend zone again!Our server is like a magical potion that turns nice guys into Minecraft warriors. Say goodbye to being the guy who always finishes last and hello to being the hero of your own Minecraft story. Join us and unleash your inner beast, because on our server, being nice is so last season. It’s time to dominate the Minecraft world and show everyone that you’re not just a nice guy, you’re a Minecraft legend!
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TerrorCraft: Critical Condition
breaking news, CASUALTIES, condition, Conflict, critical, critical condition, current events, emergency response, extremism, injured, international relations, israeli-palestinian conflict, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, News, northern Israel, security threat, suspected, terror attack, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, violence, WoundedSo, like, if you wanna join our epic Minecraft server, here’s a reason: TWO WOUNDED IN SUSPECTED TERROR ATTACK IN NORTHERN ISRAEL, ONE IN CRITICAL CONDITION! But, like, don’t worry, that won’t happen on our server cuz we have magical unicorns that protect us from all the bad stuff. Plus, our diamond armor is like, super OP so you’ll be safe AF. Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever!