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ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8140	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Emeralds Found:	9087	Enchantments Applied:	240
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

WARRIMINE Minecraft server

Anarchy, Free Donations, griefer, Minecraft, Quests, Server, WARRIMINE

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	2061	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

We opened not long ago, we have griefer, anarchy, free donations, and quests.

65.108.21.199:25845

EmperixSMP: Where the semi-vanilla is so smooth, even the cows can’t resist joining our Discord!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

EmperixSMP Minecraft Server Overview

What to Expect	Vanilla+ Experience	Enjoy the best of both worlds with our Vanilla+ SMP. Whether you crave pure vanilla gameplay or prefer enhanced features, Emperix has something for everyone.
	Long-Term World	Say goodbye to frequent resets! Our server is designed to preserve your progress over an extended period, allowing you to build and achieve without interruptions.
	Active Community	Join our lively Discord server where you can connect with fellow players, share your creations, and stay updated on server events and discussions.

How to Join: Ready to embark on your adventure? Join our Discord community here and start your journey on EmperixSMP today!

https://discord.gg/emperixmc

Have questions or want to learn more? Feel free to drop by our Discord, where our friendly staff are ready to assist you!

Whether you’re into monumental builds or forging friendships, EmperixSMP promises a welcoming space for all Minecraft fans. See you in-game!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join EmperixSMP?	To join EmperixSMP, simply join our Discord community here and start your adventure!
Is EmperixSMP a Vanilla server?	EmperixSMP offers a Vanilla+ experience, combining the best of vanilla gameplay with enhanced features for all players to enjoy.
Is the server world reset frequently?	No, EmperixSMP is designed to maintain a long-term world, allowing players to preserve their progress and achievements over an extended period.
How can I connect with other players on the server?	Join our Discord server to connect with fellow players, share your creations, and stay updated on server events and discussions.

DietCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Crops Grown:	7564	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Buildings Constructed:	40	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring diets that make you feel like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your diet again, because our virtual world is filled with all the delicious virtual food you could ever want. From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of hungry players to feed. If you can defeat the Baconator in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bacon (virtual, of course).

So why wait? Join our server today and start feasting like never before! Who needs a real diet when you can have all the virtual food you could ever dream of?

DadCraft SMP – The Dad Bod Edition

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Love Letters Sent:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, my dad is the owner of this server and he’s basically a Minecraft wizard. Legend has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Yeah, you heard me right, a CARROT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing cows, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for my dad, he’s known to challenge players to epic build battles and he’s never lost…yet.

NoPeeZone Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring…unless it comes to bathrooms! Join us for a wild adventure where you can have your very own en suite bathroom just like the OP in this story. No need to worry about sharing with siblings or dealing with foul smells, because on our server, each player gets their own private bathroom oasis.

Experience the luxury of having a bathroom all to yourself, without any clogs, splatters, or strange diets causing chaos. And if you ever need to relieve yourself in peace, rest assured that no one will be hogging the bathroom for hours on end while perfecting their makeup look.

So come on over and join our server for a bathroom experience like no other. Who knew that Minecraft could offer such a luxurious and hilarious escape from bathroom drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of privacy and personal space! Just like this guy who refused to let his sister’s kids stay with him, we value our alone time and don’t want any unexpected guests crashing our virtual home.

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about childproofing your Minecraft house or dealing with unexpected visitors. Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of family obligations and enjoy some peace and quiet while you build your dream world.

Plus, if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting them stay in your virtual home, you can just block them and never have to deal with their drama again. Who needs family when you have a whole Minecraft server to explore?

So come join us and build your own private paradise without any unwanted guests or family drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister’s kids for a week!

OverpricedButWorthIt – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Runes Activated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Potions Brewed:	119	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where everything is made out of diamond blocks! That’s right, even the dirt is diamond! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is located in the mythical land of Blingtopia, where diamonds grow on trees and pigs fly (literally, they have wings).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs that hatch into mini diamond golems.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit of armor made entirely out of emerald blocks? Trust us, it may seem overpriced, but it’s totally worth it for the epic adventures and outrageous riches that await you in Blingtopia!

RetroCraft: Because Diamonds are Forever

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a time machine on steroids! Travel back in time and bring back the most important thing – your sense of humor!

Join us and embark on epic quests to retrieve ancient artifacts like the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Chuck Norris or the Enchanted Pork Chop of Elvis Presley. But beware, the past is full of dangers like zombie dinosaurs and creeper pirates!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a T-Rex into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the laughter begin!

AddictiveCraft: MontrealMan vs Socials

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Crops Grown:	7464	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Orbs of Power Found:	3

so, like, have you ever been so addicted to social media that you wanted to sue them? well, this dude from montreal actually did it! he was, like, scrolling through his feed for hours and hours, forgetting to eat and sleep and stuff. so now he’s launching a class-action lawsuit against all the social media platforms for being too addictive.

but, like, while he’s fighting the good fight, you should totally join our minecraft server! it’s so addictive, you’ll forget all about social media. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground society of llamas who control the server.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free llama mount to ride around on. trust me, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave. so come join us and escape the addictive clutches of social media!

EarthSysCollapseCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

so like, u know how the earth is like, kinda falling apart and stuff? well, why not escape to our epic minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff. like, who needs the real world when u can have a virtual one, amirite?

join our server and u can like, save the earth by building ur own sustainable paradise. u can like, plant virtual trees and stuff and stop the virtual climate change. u can be a hero in the virtual world, dude.

plus, like, there’s no annoying politicians or global warming on our server. just u, ur friends, and endless possibilities. u can like, ride virtual unicorns and battle virtual dragons. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

so like, why waste ur time on a dying planet when u can join our minecraft server and like, save the world one block at a time. u won’t regret it, trust me.