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  • AccidentalOuch Minecraft SMP

    AccidentalOuch Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I was trying to build a house and I accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a pig, and it blew up my whole base! But like, it was so funny, you gotta join to experience the chaos!

    And like, another time I was mining for diamonds and I fell into a pit of lava because I was too busy trying to do a sick dance move in real life. It was so dumb but also kinda epic, you never know what’s gonna happen on this server!

    So yeah, come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way it’ll be a blast!

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  • CraftyClutz

    CraftyClutz
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hurting yourself in dumb ways again! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will protect you from any clumsy mishaps.

    Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.

    Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.

    So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!

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  • CrackedCraft Minecraft Server

    CrackedCraft Minecraft Server
    Have you ever cracked your phone screen by accidentally dropping it in a pit of lava while playing Minecraft? Well, if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to do just that! Our server is so immersive that you’ll forget you’re even holding a phone in the first place. Plus, we have a special “Diamond Pickaxe of Destruction” that will make your screen crack just by looking at it. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous ways to crack your phone screen, all in the name of Minecraft fun!

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  • Stairway2HeavenMC

    Stairway2HeavenMC
    so, like, imagine this: u join this cray cray minecraft server and u get to fall down stairs all day long but it doesn’t hurt! like, u just keep falling and falling but u never get hurt. it’s like a never-ending staircase of fun! plus, there’s like, unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs everywhere. like, who wouldn’t wanna join this server?! come join the madness and fall down the stairs with us!

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  • CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

    CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall
    Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

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