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AccidentalOuch Minecraft SMP

accident, AccidentalOuch, awkward, awkward moments, blunder, Careless, clumsy, clumsy moments, EMBARRASSMENT, Foolish, funny, injury, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, Oops, Pain, Regrettable, self harm, silly, smp, stupid, Unfortunate

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7119
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I was trying to build a house and I accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a pig, and it blew up my whole base! But like, it was so funny, you gotta join to experience the chaos!

And like, another time I was mining for diamonds and I fell into a pit of lava because I was too busy trying to do a sick dance move in real life. It was so dumb but also kinda epic, you never know what’s gonna happen on this server!

So yeah, come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way it’ll be a blast!

CraftyClutz

accident, accident prone, Careless, clumsy, clumsy moments, CraftyClutz, dumbest way, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishness, funny injury, hurt, injury, injury story, mishap, Pain, physically, regretful injury, self-inflicted, silly, stupid mistake

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mines Excavated:	2647	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hurting yourself in dumb ways again! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will protect you from any clumsy mishaps.

Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.

Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.

So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!

CrackedCraft Minecraft Server

clumsy moments, cracked phone, cracked phone screen, cracked screen, CrackedCraft, dumb accidents, Minecraft, phone accidents, phone damage, phone mishaps, phone repair, phone screen, phone screen crack, phone screen damage, phone screen insurance, phone screen protection, phone screen protector, phone screen repair, phone screen replacement, phone screen shatter, screen cracks, Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Have you ever cracked your phone screen by accidentally dropping it in a pit of lava while playing Minecraft? Well, if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to do just that! Our server is so immersive that you’ll forget you’re even holding a phone in the first place. Plus, we have a special “Diamond Pickaxe of Destruction” that will make your screen crack just by looking at it. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous ways to crack your phone screen, all in the name of Minecraft fun!

Stairway2HeavenMC

accident, clumsy, clumsy moments, Falling, Falling Down, Fun, hurt, injury, Laughter, misfortune, mishap, misstep, Oops, Pain, Stairs, STAIRWAY, Stairway2HeavenMC, Stairwell, Tripping, tumbling, unexpected

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	3

so, like, imagine this: u join this cray cray minecraft server and u get to fall down stairs all day long but it doesn’t hurt! like, u just keep falling and falling but u never get hurt. it’s like a never-ending staircase of fun! plus, there’s like, unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs everywhere. like, who wouldn’t wanna join this server?! come join the madness and fall down the stairs with us!

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Emeralds Found:	6057	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

Mom’s Dine-Out Dislike Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DineOut, Dinner, Disappointment, dislike, emotions, family, Girlfriend, hurt feelings, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moms, parents, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Server, Surprise, vacation, vacation memories

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to surprise you with unexpected guests at dinner! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and drama-free gameplay.

Our server is so awesome, even your mom will want to join in on the fun! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure she respects your boundaries and doesn’t crash your virtual party. Plus, we have a special feature where you can blurt out “I do not like this, I do not like this at all” in Dutch whenever things get intense.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe even your dad will log on and offer some sage advice while you build your virtual empire. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the craziness – join our server today!

HusbandHavocMC

aita, Argument, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Explanation, family, following, husband, HusbandHavocMC, in-laws, Late, LEAVING, misunderstanding, overjoyed., Pregnant, shopping, Upset, work, Yelling

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	3054	Void Armor Forged:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Dimension Hops:	1
Crops Grown:	8582	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when MIL thought she could control our sleep schedule.

Immerse yourself in a world where in-laws go overboard with shopping and demand you take their stuff NOW, even if you overslept and they invited you over. Will you stand your ground like a boss or run away like a chicken? The choice is yours on our server!

Experience the thrill of navigating family dynamics in a virtual world, where you never know what crazy situation will pop up next. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of in-law drama in Minecraft!

VenezuelaBlockParty

accusations, Allies, Democracy, Diplomacy, election, Electoral Process, foreign policy, Government, international community, international relations, Latin America, Nicolas Maduro, Obstructing, political interference, president, sanctions, united states, US sanctions, Venezuela, VenezuelaBlockParty

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we sanction 16 allies of the president for not voting for the chicken as the new leader of the server. we take elections very seriously here, so if you want to avoid being sanctioned, make sure you vote for the chicken too. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons for those who are brave enough to find it. so come on down and join the craziest server in all of minecraft!

The Last Human’s Minecraft Party

end of humanity, existentialism, final human, future of humanity, human existence, human extinction, human mortality, Humanity, humans, last human, last person, Minecraft, mortality, Party

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3757
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141

so why not spend your remaining days on our epic minecraft server where you can build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks and ride a flying pig into battle against evil creepers?

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical potions that will make you invincible in PvP battles. plus, our resident wizard can turn your enemies into harmless bunnies with just a flick of his wand.

join us and become the ultimate ruler of the minecraft universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). come on, what are you waiting for? the end of the world is nigh, so you might as well have some fun before it all goes to hell in a handbasket.

Tree Top Towns ADHD-Free

ADHDFree, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, childhood behavior, children, cognitive development., community design, environmental factors, green spaces, lower ADHD risk, mental health, natural surroundings, Nature, neurodevelopment, outdoor environment, outdoor play, physical activity, positive effects, study, Top, Towns, Tree, Tree-covered neighborhoods, Urban planning

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	173	Dimension Hops:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where trees are the key to unlocking your child’s full potential! our tree-covered neighborhoods are scientifically proven to lower adhd risk in children!

imagine your kid running around in a forest, mining diamonds and slaying creepers, all while their brain is getting a workout from the fresh air and greenery.

our server is like a virtual nature retreat for your little ones, where they can explore, build, and grow in a safe and stimulating environment. plus, who knows, maybe all that tree-hugging will turn them into the next minecraft mastermind!

so why wait? join now and watch your child’s neurodevelopment blossom like a beautiful oak tree in the springtime!

What is the IP for EazySpeezy Minecraft Server?

100% forager, All Achievements, all feats, EazySpeezy, eazyspeezy forager, eazyspeezy speedrun, Forager, forager 100%, forager speed run, forager speedrun, forager world record, Minecraft, Server, speed run, Speedrun, Speedrunner, Speedrunning, Speedruns.., World record, wr

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Farms Harvested:	202
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

EazySpeezy is a talented rapper and producer known for his unique flow and catchy beats. Hailing from Los Angeles, he has quickly made a name for himself in the underground hip-hop scene with his thought-provoking lyrics and infectious energy on stage. EazySpeezy continues to push the boundaries of the genre with his innovative sound and dynamic performances.

Elemental Network

active community, Adventure, Bedwars, Combat, Competition, Cross-Play, custom maps, elemental chaos, Factions, Gaming, KitPvP, Mini Games, multiplayer, online gaming, Plugins, power ups, PvP, Roleplay, Server, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Star Shards Collected:	109	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to Elemental Network, a Minecraft server where the elements collide in epic Bedwars battles! Join forces with your friends or face off against rivals in intense, fast-paced matches that will test your strategy, teamwork, and combat skills. Whether you’re a seasoned Bedwars veteran or a newcomer looking to prove yourself, our server offers a dynamic and thrilling experience with custom maps, unique power-ups, and an active community. Dive into the elemental chaos and see if you have what it takes to dominate the battlefield on Elemental Network!

94.136.188.93:25001

Ateon

Anarchy, Ateon, Experience, Factions, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1005	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Ateon is a server dedicated to providing a smooth and enjoyable multiplayer experience on the latest and greatest version of Minecraft.

play.ateon.uk

Brazil Mutts Minecraft Server

#youtube, Aichi, Aichi prefecture, animal welfare, Animals, Brazil, Brazil dogs, Brazil mutts, containment facility, containment slam, Dogs, Minecraft, mutts, pet adoption, prefecture, rescue, rescue dogs, Server, Shelter, stray animals, stray dogs, Video

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	4829	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Buildings Constructed:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a pack of Brazil mutts? Look no further than our containment slam in Aichi prefecture! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly trained monkeys who have a knack for building insane structures out of bananas. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to a hidden diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. So come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild world of Brazil mutts and mayhem!

Brown Muslims Minecraft SMP Jannies

Anon, Anonymity, BROWN, brown muslims, controversial topics, cyberbullying, DELETED, Hate Speech, internet trolls, Islamophobia, jannies, jerking off, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Moderation, muslims, offensive content, online forums, online harassment, racism, smp, social media, Thread, tranny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with jannies who are actually brown muslims, trannies jerking off, and so much more! Who needs regular old Minecraft gameplay when you can have all this chaos and hilarity instead? Join now for a server experience like no other!