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BlockheadBooboos

accident, accident prone, BlockheadBooboos, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, injury, injury prone, injury story, laughable, mishap, Ridiculous, self harm, self-inflicted, silly, stupid

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Have you ever tried to mine a block of diamond ore in Minecraft, only to accidentally punch yourself in the face with your pickaxe? Well, on our server, we guarantee that won’t happen! Our anti-face-punching technology is top-notch.

Join our server for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head – it’s the ultimate adrenaline rush! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a player once tried to swim in a pool of lava thinking it was a hot tub. Needless to say, they didn’t last long.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us! Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers…they’re always up to no good.

ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries

accident, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, ClumsyCraft, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hurt, IDIOTIC, Injuries, injury, injury prone, injury story, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, ridiculous accident, self-inflicted, silly, smp, stupid

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	652	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious moments in the game!

Join us if you want to see players accidentally falling into lava pits while trying to mine diamonds, or getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because they forgot to bring bones for taming. Our server is like a comedy show mixed with a survival game, where every move you make could end up being the dumbest way you hurt yourself!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next legend of our server for all the wrong reasons!

Blockhead Bruises

Absurd, accident, Blockhead, bruises, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, clumsy moment, dumb, dumb mistake, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, funny injury, IDIOTIC, injury, injury story, mishap, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, silly

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4323	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7194	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

BlockheadBooboos

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Emeralds Found:	7905	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	276

Are you tired of hurting yourself in stupid ways in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and hurt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off towering structures to getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves, the possibilities for self-inflicted pain are endless! Who needs real-life injuries when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Join now and start your journey to becoming the clumsiest player on the server!

Architect SMP

Architect, smp

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	229997
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9505
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

ARCHITECT SMP SEASON 5

EXPERIMENTAL SNAPSHOTS

We are currently playing on 1.20.4 with the 1.21 experimental snapshot features! (excluding the new trial chambers.) Having the fresh tuff blocks and extra copper additions, and more!

The ArchitectSMP is an inclusive and warm group with the aim of making a pretty world together brimming with stories, possible (super-secret) shenanigans, and amazing memories.

Our vision drives us to keep redstone use to a minimum, meaning we do have foundational rules to keep farming to a relaxed level of use.

We are looking for individuals who must be 21 years or older, preferably from the American or European time zones. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just branching out, you’ll find a welcoming community of Architects from all walks of life who are always willing to join in, collaborate, and talk.

Join us to be connected to the stories of our homes, community areas, and player lore! From shops in the ground; to a megazord in the rocky sea. We can’t wait to see what you may create! Season 5 of Architect SMP has started late August, with plenty of time to join in on all the Season 5 shenanigans!

-= APPLICATIONS =-

Join our discord, go to the #application channel, and fill in the application at the top!

We may ask to see screenshots of your favourite build to show us your style, inspirations, and overall vibe as a possible future Architect!

Architect Links

Architect Website: https://info.architectsmp.com/

Discord: https://discord.gg/9yuBRrKZ6C

Dyn Map: https://map.architectsmp.com/

Server Location: France

“A lovely server. Considerate and thoughtful group of people with some really skillful and impressive builds. Owners diligently tend to their server. I cannot say enough good things about it, come and build a few things.”- Fromtia

FunnySMP

funnysmp, smp

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7436	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

https://dsc.gg/rigolosmp

Hey!

A few days ago, I decided to open season 2 of my server after the success of the first 1.19 season. The server is entirely vanilla and has a very chill and friendly community.

Now’s the best time to join us on this adventure!

Just join my Discord and I’ll be happy to whitelist you 😉

Modular SMP

Modded, Modular, smp

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crops Grown:	1153	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Villages Defended:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438

Would you like to come and steer the ship? -Modular SMP is an experiment where you, the player can manipulate what mods get removed or added to the Minecraft server every month! Our server is- -open 24/7 – Gives the ability to create factions and claim chunks (no one can nuke your house) -Complete freedom to play how you want! If you like to build and design incredible mega structures, there’s a space for you. If you enjoy engaging in PVE and PVP, we have the mods for that, and if you like to play with redstone? You can broaden your horizons on this server! The best part is that nothing is set in stone, and you hold the power to drastically change the server and how the game is played! Any mod can be added to the pack, and any mod can be removed. The choice is yours. ———————————————————————————————————————————————— As the modpack gets updated, Modular SMP’s goal is to provide a unique experience no matter what version you play on! participating is the difference of having a fantasy role playing experience to playing a shooter, gunning down pokemon, or playing the game as if it’s Stardew Valley while trying to dodge a parasitic infection. Your options are only limited by Curse Forge’s library of mods! So, what are you waiting for? Come on in and help steer the ship! -Links and Socials Discord: https://discord.gg/pbt2sDYuM7

Curse Forge Page (Server comes pre installed with the pack): https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/modular-smp

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@modular\_smp

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Modular\_SMP/featured

The Hangout SMP

Hangout, smp

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2304
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Server Name: The Hangout SMP
Current Version: Java Release 1.20.1
Server Address/IP: 37.187.131.185:25581

Description:

The Hangout is a server that supports diversity and individuality. While our community is currently rather small, we welcome players from all backgrounds! This SMP is a safe space for all members, and we hope to provide a enjoyable experience. Some of our members like to create content on the server, however there is no pressure to do this.

The Hangout has a discord where members can keep up to date on the servers’ events, or new additions to the server. Whether this be new player-built shops, or new community projects looking for members to get involved with. If you want to get involved with this, please look below at our links! When looking to build, just be considerate of others leaving plenty of space for them to expand.

Our discord is a great opportunity to find out about events such as end busting, exploring the nether, mini-game tournaments etc, but also a great place to see the server in action! Frequent announcements, updates and in-game posts will all be on there, so feel free to join us.

Important Links:

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/xsJZUz7UGB

Dynmap: http://37.187.131.185:28071/

Celestia Worldbuilding

celestia, Other, Worldbuilding

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Void Armor Forged:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Welcome to Celestia!

We are a newly formed worldbuilding server that is focused on building history. This server promises minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. Come join Celestia and experience a true worldbuilding server. There are no weird plugins, this is a pure worldbuilding

Become a powerful king ruling an empire spanning the globe, become a humble bartender, become a rich merchant and travel the world, or become a bum living in the slums of your local town.

What we offer:

A server at the beginning of history : This is a newly formed server that was only launched a few weeks ago. You will be apart of the early historical periods of this server

Towny : Used to claim your builds and for diplomacy with other nations

Various guilds: From the brewers guild, to the mapmakers guild, to the builders guild. There will always be a community ran guild that you are able to freely join.

The freedom of worldbuilding : You are able to do almost anything you desire in this server, as is worldbuilding.

Documented history : There will be a wiki page for the server, ran by the historians guild. By simply participating in the server you are adding to the collective history of the server.

Dynmap: http://198.27.125.34:8787/?worldname=Celestia2&mapname=flat&zoom=1&x=230&y=64&z=-214

Discord: https://discord.gg/NeuvWtc2Uc

Stormy Lagoon!

lagoon, smp, Stormy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	38	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Join our vibrant community and set sail on your survival journey today. Stormy Lagoon offers a refreshing twist on survival gameplay, running on Minecraft versions 1.20.4. Established over four years ago, our server has been a beacon of camaraderie since January 4th, 2022. Immerse yourself in our welcoming environment and enjoy an array of unique features, including custom items inspired by our players. Delve into our player-driven economy, explore bustling marketplaces, and unearth hidden treasures scattered across the map. Gain an edge with our incorporation of mcMMO, offering a captivating long-term gameplay experience, complemented by our exclusive Stormy Tools for endless enjoyment.

Server Details:

Server IP: play.stormylagoon.com

Bedrock Port: 25566 (No port needed for Java)

Discord: https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm

Discord Username: Duvahl

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

🚫 Chat Report Disabled: Enjoy hassle-free communication.

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.

🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.

⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.

👥 Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.

🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all ranks through voting.

🔄 Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!

🎨 Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.

💰 Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace.

🏹 Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.

🏡 Advanced Land Claiming: Take control with custom flags.

⭐ Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!

🌈 Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today! 🌟

Duckville

Duckville, Modded

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Enchantments Applied:	153	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Potions Brewed:	102	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you a Minecraft veteran with a desire for something new, something to reignite your passion for the game? Are you a newb, who is interested in mods and potentially making new friends? Maybe you’re somewhere in the middle, unsure of where to go?

Come one, come all, to Duckville SMP! Where players can find their power in the mysterious arcana strewn across the land, or in the might of Oil and Steam! In this steampunk-fantasy themed server, we have a dozen or so mods that allow you to choose whether or not you’ll be fighting dragons or constructing massive machines of mass destruction, or both!

We’re an 18+ server centered around the golden rule: Treat others the way you want to be treated. We’re a minority run server, with a passion for building community and of course minecraft. Your voice and opinion has a place here- granted that you have respect for others as well.

We’re looking to build a semi-small, tight-knit community of 20-25 players all with their own passion for minecraft. Our server has a world border, 5000×5000 blocks, meaning you’ll have to get close and comfortable to your friends and foes. Don’t feel like getting in with the fighting? Pacifists are protected and respected here, as well as the war mongers. Rest assured, there is a place for you.

Highlighting mods such as Create, Ars Nouveau, Ice and Fire, Black Powder Weapons, and Biomes O’ Plenty, there is never a dull moment working with mystomechanics! We have added additional mods to build upon vanilla, with better end fortresses, villages, etc.

With a mod team that prioritizes an enjoyable minecraft experience, we have a hard launch date set for this Friday, at 6:00 EST.

The world of magick and mechanics calls to you… Will you answer?

Apply here today: https://forms.gle/gWusYvwzzsF8jT6D7

BlockHeart

BlockHeart, smp

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

The BlockHeart server is back for its newest, biggest, and best season, and we’re looking for a new intake of members! With the incredible BlockHeart family ready to establish fantastic bases, a community capital city at spawn, a vibrant shopping district and natural economy, games events competitions and community builds, this really will be the server to be on. Inspired by the Zack Scott server in the 2000s, Coffinland, and HermitCraft, we welcome content creators to cover the servers if they want to. We are a close community who are forever looking to expand our friendship group and all play together toward our beautiful cities and projects; as well as all doing our own thing and having a fun place to escape to within Minecraft. We do gaming sessions on the server together; minigames, projects, events, and also play other games and have funny long calls. We have a couple of streamers and YouTubers who cover the server, and are always looking for more content creators to join too. Rules > No verbal abuse, racial, sexual, homophobic and xenophobic harassment etc. wont be tolerated > No griefing or stealing – we’re all very trusting > No unlawful killing – most are okay with banterry killing, but make sure you’re not annoying someone > Have fun, and log off when you stop having fun > No lag machines > Contact one of the group leaders with any problems asap Please reply to this post with the following to apply: Age Discord ID IGN Gender identification Nationality Favourite movie Favourite video game Minecraft build style Project idea for our server Tell me a joke 🙂 Thanks, hope to hear from you soon! IP: eu04.empowerservers.network:7085 -BOTTOM

PotatoCraft

PotatoCraft, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
New Chunks Explored:	982617	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Join our new Potato SMP! Where you can experience classic vanilla minecraft. You can build anywhere you like, hangout with other players, fight to the death and many more! Anyone can join no need whitelist! So what are you waiting for! See you there! . Info: Bedrock: 1.20.40+ Java: 1.20.4 Pure Survival Friendly Community TPA Anti-Cheat . Join our Discord for more info: https://discord.gg/nNsjsSvszE . IP: playpotato.lol PORT: 50584

Draconicraft SMP

Draconicraft, Semi Vanilla, smp

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Draconicraft SMP [Semi-vanilla] {Java} {18+} {Whitelist} {1.20.4}

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 10k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. For instance one of our members has built their own version of Hermitcrafts Decked Out Minigame so if you like me have been enjoying hours of Tango’s content and wonder what it would be like to run from the ravagers yourself come check us out.

Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

We’re semi-vanilla, what does that mean for us?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

This includes, but is not limited to, the following Datapacks:

Anti Ender Dragon Grief

Anti Enderman Grief

Custom Armor Statues

Custom Nether Portals

More Mob Heads

Multiplayer Sleep

Player Head Drops

Silence Mobs

Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

On top of that, our server uses Simple VC to make chatting with your fellow players in-game a bit easier as well as DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.

For more information, join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started!

https://discord.gg/U3T6DFptq2