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ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mines Excavated:	4330
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

AZPBMD: Where chaos meets simplicity – No starting over, just good old fashioned mayhem for everyone to enjoy!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	88
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door Server

Server Info
Host: dontplaythisserver.com (USE THIS TO CONNECT)
Website: https://www.azpbmd.com/

Check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!

Rules: No hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.

Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When was the server created?	The server was created in late 2019.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules are simple – no hacks and no x-ray. Only vanilla and Optifine clients are allowed.
Is the server up to date with Minecraft releases?	Yes, we stay up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases.
Is the server Bedrock compatible?	Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible.
Is there an AFK kick on the server?	No, there is no AFK kick on the server.
Is there a Vote to Win system on the server?	No, there is no Vote to Win on the server.

Ari’s Slutty Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Animals Bred:	138
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet Ari, the legendary Vaporeon who is rumored to be the most compatible Pokefemboy slut in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned a whole village into a giant cake just for laughs! Who knows what they’ll do next?

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to anger the creepers – they have a tendency to explode in the most inconvenient places!

HolyCraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Towns Built:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	9768	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons DJ with their ribcages. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but be careful, it has a tendency to turn players into giant talking carrots).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons everywhere)! Trust us, once you experience the chaos and hilarity of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular Minecraft server again.

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to flex your virtual muscles and show off your building skills!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures, exploring hidden dungeons, and conquering epic quests. But wait, there’s more – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items just waiting to be discovered!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a giant chicken into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal companion. Yes, you heard that right – a freaking dragon!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

AuntieSnapDeleteCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama and petty Facebook comments? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about your aunt’s passive-aggressive behavior!

On our server, you can build epic structures with your new virtual family of players who actually appreciate you. No more last-minute babysitting requests or awkward family gatherings – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can hang out with your brother’s kids in pixelated form. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with virtual nieces and nephews?

So say goodbye to family feuds and hello to a world of blocky adventures on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with your aunt’s Facebook comments.

GalacticRejects Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

If aliens came to invade earth, they would take one look at our Minecraft server and be like “Nah, these humans are too busy building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs off cliffs to bother with conquering them.” Join our server and help us show those aliens that we may be a little crazy, but we’re definitely not boring! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to communicate with extraterrestrial life through pixelated block creations. So come on, help us save the world one block at a time!

CraftyRevoltUSA

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of sitting at home and watching the chaos unfold on the news? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner revolutionary in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Picture this: instead of protesting in the streets, you can build your own virtual protest signs and march through our pixelated city squares with your fellow players. Want to throw virtual Molotov cocktails at virtual police officers? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and our server rules, of course).

But that’s not all! We also offer exclusive in-game events where you can overthrow corrupt virtual governments, organize virtual sit-ins, and even participate in virtual hunger strikes. Who needs real-life civil disobedience when you can do it all from the comfort of your own home?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the revolution begin! (Disclaimer: Please do not actually incite real-life violence or illegal activities, this is all just for fun and games)

CubanCraft: War Economy

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	496577	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Runes Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Yo, listen up gamers! This server is like the government of Cuba in a ‘war-time economy’ but with way more explosions and creepers! Join us for the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got diamond armor for days and secret treasure chests filled with unlimited riches. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). Let’s do this!

ToothTasticCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

so, like, this server is, like, the best place to show off your teeth in minecraft, ya know? like, we have this crazy feature where your character’s teeth actually affect how attractive they are in the game. like, if you have, like, really shiny teeth, other players will be, like, totally drawn to you. it’s, like, the ultimate way to flex in minecraft, bro.

and, like, not only that, but we also have this wild quest where you have to collect rare teeth from, like, mythical creatures in order to unlock special powers. imagine having, like, dragon teeth that give you the ability to breathe fire or unicorn teeth that make you run super fast. it’s, like, a dental adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen before.

so, like, if you wanna show off your pearly whites and embark on a toothy quest, then, like, join our server now. trust me, you won’t regret it.

PlasticPixelCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	80258	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409

come join our epic minecraft server where we turn trash into treasure! we got scientists who can turn microplastics into glowing dots that will light up your world like a disco party! imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a glowing pile of plastic-turned-gems, it’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow! join us and be part of the most eco-friendly and sparkly server in the minecraft universe!