clumsiness Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoobCraftPro

basic life skills, basic skills, Challenges, clumsiness, deficiencies, everyday tasks, inadequacy, inadequateness, incapability, Incompetence, incompetence in daily tasks, incompetence in simple tasks, ineffectiveness, inefficiency, ineptitude, lack of ability, lack of proficiency, NoobCraftPro, poor performance, Shortcomings, Struggles

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Crops Grown:	8442
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you a total noob at Minecraft? Can’t even build a dirt hut without it collapsing on you? Then you need to join our server ASAP! We specialize in helping players who are hilariously bad at the game. We’ve got a team of expert builders who will hold your hand every step of the way, whether you’re trying to craft a simple pickaxe or take on the Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. Join them in their quest for world domination (or at least a really good chicken coop).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts helpful and absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare to laugh your way to victory!

CraftyPainzMC

Absurd, accident prone, amusing, clumsiness, clumsy, comedic, CraftyPainzMC, funny, hilarious, Humorous, hurt, injury, injury story, laughable, Laughter, mishap, Pain, Ridiculous, self-inflicted, silly, slapstick

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

FingerFlickerCraft

Accidents, Awareness, Body, clumsiness, Cuts, everyday actions, external stimuli, FingerFlickerCraft, Fingers, fingers brushing, hand movements, healing, injury, mindfulness, Noticing, Observation, Pain, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, small cuts, Touch

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of constantly brushing your fingers against things and getting cuts! it’s like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

imagine the adrenaline rush of trying to mine diamonds with a bandaged finger, or building a castle with a plaster on your hand.

our server is perfect for those who enjoy a little pain with their gaming experience. join now and see how long you can survive without needing a virtual first aid kit!

come on, who needs all their fingers anyway? join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your own sanity!

SisNoHelp4U – Minecraft Server

Accidents, Apology, breakages, bullying, clumsiness, compassion, coordination, dyspraxia, family, good parents, Helping, Minecraft, movement, neurological condition, ot, physio, Server, SisNoHelp4U, spillages, suitable person, Understanding

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Crops Grown:	8741	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Enchantments Applied:	158

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles and doesn’t judge you for them? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players of all abilities, even those with dyspraxia!

Join our server and experience a world where clumsiness is celebrated, not criticized. Build to your heart’s content without fear of judgment for accidentally breaking things – we’ve got your back!

Plus, if your aunt is a total bully about your condition like in that crazy story up there, she’s not welcome on our server. We only allow cool, understanding players who appreciate everyone’s unique abilities.

So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, we embrace all players, no matter what challenges they may face. See you in the game!

BlockyBag Minecraft Server

4koma, akane, asuna, Banners, BlockyBag, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Decagrammaton, eimi, Events, Friends, General #5634, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Himari, hovercraft, Hyakkiyako Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission, Joint Firing Drill, Karin, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, NERU, News, Nighttime Emergency Meeting, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, task force, The Fury of Set, Wakamo

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server for the chance to battle against Izuna in a swimsuit (yes, you read that right), Chise in a swimsuit, and Mimori in a swimsuit (because why not?). These epic battles will have you on the edge of your seat as you fight for victory and maybe even snag a swimsuit for yourself!

But that’s not all! Take part in the SCHALE Settlement Task with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate nighttime emergency meetings and face off against the Task Force in epic showdowns. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough, get ready for the Grand Assault on Wakamo/Hovercraft with outdoor torment and light armor. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest and most skilled players will emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like you’ve never seen before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

StepdaughterStaycation

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Disney, exclusion, family dynamics, favoritism, feelings, holidays, parenting, Resentment, Siblings, StepdaughterStaycation, stepfamily, tantrums, Theme Park, Traditions, vacation

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	141
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no tantrums will be thrown – unless it’s in-game, of course! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few Disney references (sorry Amy, we love you really). Our server is perfect for families with kids who just want to have a good time without any complaints about how “boring” it is. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got plenty of virtual drama to keep you entertained!

ChicknSurfTurfCraft

budget-friendly, caesar salad, chicken, ChicknSurfTurfCraft, classic, DELICIOUS, Dinner, dressing, EASY, Food, healthy, homemade, lettuce, lunch, Meal, parmesan, poor man’s, protein, recipe, surf and turf, Tasty

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Yo yo yo! U wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, dis place is lit AF! We got chickens dat think dey Caesar salad, like what even is dat? But hey, dey make da best surf and turf in town! Join us if u wanna experience da wildest food combos in Minecraft history!

But wait, dere’s more! We got creepers dat moonwalk and skeletons dat breakdance. It’s a whole party up in here! And don’t even get me started on da villagers, dey throw da best raves in all of Minecraftia!

So come on down to dis wacky server and join da fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into. Just remember, Chicken Caesar salad is poor man’s surf and turf, and on dis server, anything goes!

HorusMine server Minecraft

Bots, Cases, chapter, donation, friendly administration, gaming server, Gifts, Grateful, High ping, HorusMine, Minecraft, morons, normal hosting, Polite administration, Protection, Rewards, Server, server hosting, Support, Unique

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Holy Grails Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Farms Harvested:	565	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

What makes HorusMine unique?

– Cases for playing on the server

– Polite administration

– Rewards for time spent

Morons with bots, you don’t belong here 😉 Protection is in place

We apologize, we have a high ping, since we don’t have money for normal hosting now… If you can support us, we will be grateful to you (donation + gifts from the chapter)!

185.9.145.8:26926

ChaotiCraft: The Wild Woods

Animals, channel, ChaotiCraft, Community, Connect, Discord, FANTASY, Features, foxes, Friendly, Friends, Furry, Hangout, Homes, Lgbt, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmo, Npcs, polling, Quests, Server, Shopkeepers, Skills, Suggestions, Survival, Teleport, The Wild Woods

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Hello and welcome! ChaotiCraft: The Wild Woods Minecraft Server

Thanks for stopping by.

We’re a newer little server that’s just starting to get it’s footing.

We’re a friendly bunch and we’re hoping to invite more people so we can make more friends.

We have homes you can teleport to and from.

We have McMMO, which has a bunch of skills and features.

We have NPCs which roam around and can both give you quests and be shopkeepers.

We have a Discord server for hanging out which also has a channel linked to the ingame chat.

We are actively polling our community and taking suggestions wherever we can.

We would love to see you come and pay us a visit.

You can connect with:

chaoticraft.thewildwoods.xyz

BreadCraft: Where the only crumbs allowed are the ones you find between your keyboard keys!

Allowed, application-based, Armour stands+, BreadCraft, Builders, Community, content creators, crumbs, Economy, Find, Friendly, Griefing, Haven, Keyboard, Keys, Mature, player head drops, Resources, Small, smp, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, Whitelist, worries

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Minecraft Server: BreadCraft

Description	BreadCraft is a small, friendly survival SMP for builders and content creators. It is an application-based economy SMP created as a grief-free environment.
Features	Vanilla Tweaks player head drops and Vanilla Tweaks Armour stands+
Application	Apply Here

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join BreadCraft?	Fill out the application form at the provided link.
Is griefing allowed on BreadCraft?	No, BreadCraft is a grief-free environment.
What are the main focuses of BreadCraft?	BreadCraft is focused on builder and content creator communities.
Are there any specific rules on BreadCraft?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players.

Blocky Pirates Minecraft Server

Anime, best girl, blocky, Boa Hancock, brook, carrot, franky, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, Monkey.D.Garp, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Pirates, Portgas D. Ace, Roronoa Zoro, Server, Straw Hat Pirates, Tony Tony Chopper, Trafalgar Law, Usopp, Vinsmoke Sanji, yamato

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for gamers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. That’s right, you can literally wish for anything you want in the game and it will come true! Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? Easy peasy. Want to ride a rainbow llama into battle? You got it! Plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja cats who will kick out any griefers faster than you can say “meow.” So come join us on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life – you won’t regret it!

VostroCraft Minecraft Server

computer build, computer case, computer components, computer customization, Computer Hardware, computer maintenance, computer modding, computer repair, computer troubleshooting, computer upgrade, desktop PC, diy, hardware installation, hardware upgrade, Minecraft, motherboard compatibility, motherboard swap, pre-built, Server, small form factor, tech support, vostro 3681, VostroCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3267
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate motherboard-swapping, case-switching, crazy adventure you’ve been looking for! Join us for a wild ride where you can trade your diamond swords for actual swords (just kidding, please don’t do that), and where creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. So come on over and join us for the most epic motherboard-swapping, case-switching, cat-loving Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

SIL Block Party: No Fam Allowed

Allowed, Attorney, Background, BLOCK, children, consequences, Controlling, Divorce, estrangement, fam, family, family meeting, Harassment, high school, loyalty, moving states, overreacting, Party, privacy, SIL, sister-in-law, Support, Sympathy, Twilight Zone

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	5883	Holy Grails Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual family with like-minded players.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your sister-in-law’s dark past or your brother’s questionable decisions. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your new online buddies.

And if you ever need to vent about your real-life family drama, our community is here to listen and offer support. We may not have all the answers, but we sure know how to craft a good time in Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs family when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you?

CraftyConvictsExchange

1988 mass executions, 2 men, Amnesty International, CONVICTED, CraftyConvictsExchange, diplomatic negotiations, exchange, historical crimes, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Iranian man, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, political asylum, political prisoners, prisoner swap, stockholm, Sweden, Tehran, War Crimes

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

join our epic minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where sweden trades convicts like pokémon cards. build your own prison and trade inmates with other players for rare items. who needs diamonds when you can have a convicted war criminal in your collection? come join the madness and see who can collect the most notorious criminals in the game. it’s a prison break like no other, only on our insane minecraft server.