#clues Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

#clues, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, banana, blocky, Book, crime, detective, Fiction, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 205676032, novel, page-turner, plot twists, red herrings, Server, suspects, Suspense, suspenseful atmosphere, Thriller, thrilling climax, unexpected ending

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Farms Harvested:	966
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Votes:	3702
Void Gems Collected:	33	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the mythical bacon tree, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a stack of emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the coop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

The Anonymous SMP Experience – Minecraft SMP

#clues, alibi, ANONYMOUS, crime, Crime Scene, detective, Evidence, Experience, interrogation, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 146054717, plot twist, psychological thriller, Red Herring, smp, suspect list, suspects, Suspense, Thriller, thriller novel, whodunit

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Zombie Dances:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas trying to take over the server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots as they soar through the sky.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

The Haunted Mansion Minecraft SMP

#clues, analog horror, args, art, Chaotic Fiction, digital horror, general, Haunted, Horror, Immersion, Immersive Narratives, Interaction, MANSION, Minecraft, Monsters, multimedia, nosoi, Online storytelling, Pseudofiction, smp, storytelling, This Game I Found, Uh.., Unfiction, Videos

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only horror you’ll experience is trying to survive a creeper explosion! Join us on our server, where the only ARG you’ll be solving is figuring out who stole your diamonds.

Our recommended list includes crafting, building, and exploring – but watch out for those pesky Endermen, they might just steal your blocks!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories, like the time someone accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players into the Nether. Or the time someone tried to tame a zombie pigman and ended up starting a pigman rebellion.

So come join us on our Unfiction Horror general #147’nosoi’ Edition server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter you’ll experience with your fellow players. See you in the world of blocky madness!

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#clues, Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, Conspiracy, crime, Deception, detective, Evidence, hidden, interrogation, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 205186076, Party, plot twist, Police, Secrets, Server, suspects, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure craziness!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a friendly Ender Dragon who loves to give out hugs (watch out for those sharp scales though!).

Our server is so wacky that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether! And don’t even get us started on the villagers, who have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting players.

So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). See you there, if you dare!

The SecretCraft Minecraft SMP – No. 16301989 by Anonymous

#clues, action, Adventure, ANONYMOUS, Conspiracy, crime, detective, Enigma, Hero, Icon, Intrigue, investigation, legend, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 16301989, puzzle, secret, SecretCraft, smp, solution, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because HeroLegendIcon is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and maybe even a dragon or two (we can’t confirm or deny their existence, but just saying)!

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding (we have a strict “no explosions” policy, those guys just can’t handle the party vibes). And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are surprisingly good at breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama as a pet (they’re great at carrying your loot and spitting on your enemies, what more could you ask for?). So what are you waiting for? Come join HeroLegendIcon and become the hero, legend, and icon you were always meant to be!

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

#clues, ANONYMOUS, banana, blocky, CASE, cold case, crime, detective, Enigma, Evidence, Identification, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, mysterious person, Mystery, No. 89390952, nose, puzzling, Server, SUSPECT, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Dragon Scales Harvested:	243
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Potions Brewed:	84
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your fancy? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing the one and only server where your nose is the key to success! That’s right, on our server, you can sniff out hidden treasure, track down elusive mobs, and even pick locks with your nostrils!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Nose Gods, who bestow upon you incredible powers if you can prove your worthiness by completing ridiculous challenges like sneezing on command or identifying different Minecraft blocks blindfolded.

So come on down to our server and get ready to follow your nose to adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few boogers along the way! Join now and let the scent-sational fun begin!

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

#clues, ANONYMOUS, Book, crime, detective, Diamond, Fiction, Gripping, investigation, KWAB, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 145469286, novel, plot twists, Psychological, secret, smp, society, suspects, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Welcome to KWAB, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players accidentally turned the entire spawn area into a giant hot tub filled with llamas wearing top hats. And that was just the beginning!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server, or participate in our weekly “Build a Castle Using Only Pancakes” competition. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a pack of dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join KWAB today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life!

Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms

#clues, 500 million years, ancient life, animal evolution, animal evolution timeline, animal fossils, australian desert, Australian fossils, complex animal life, complex lifeforms, desert, discovery, Earth, earth’s history, Evolution, evolution of life, Fossils, left-right asymmetry, LeftRight, Lifeforms, Paleontology, Quaestio, Quaestio simpsonorum, Simpsonorum

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ores Mined:	7039	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Star Shards Collected:	109
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Yo, so like, this server is like finding fossils in the Australian desert, but way more lit, ya know? We got crazy creatures called Quaestio simpsonorum that are all asymmetrical and stuff, showing how life got all complex and fancy over 500 million years ago.

Join this server if you wanna uncover the mysteries of evolution while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world, waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big thing in gaming evolution.

EmoteCraft – The Feelings Server

#clues, background knowledge, Body language, Communication, Emotecraft, emotional cues, emotional intelligence, emotions, Empathy, empathy skills, facial expression, facial recognition, feelings, Human Behavior, Interpretation, nonverbal communication, Perception, Psychology, Server, social cues, Traits, Understanding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and all of a sudden, you see someone’s face in the game and you’re like, “woah, that dude looks sad.” but then, BAM! you realize that on this server, we have special powers to read emotions just from people’s faces in the game! it’s like mind-blowing, man.

but wait, there’s more! not only can you read emotions from faces, but you can also read them from the way someone builds their minecraft house. like, if someone builds a house with all pink walls and rainbow floors, you know they’re feeling super happy and excited. but if someone builds a house with all black walls and creepy spider decorations, you know they’re feeling spooky and mysterious. it’s like a whole new level of emotional intelligence in minecraft, dude.

so, if you wanna join this server and become an emotion-reading master in minecraft, come on over and join us! who knows, you might even discover hidden emotions you never knew existed. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

The Secret Agent in Minecraft SMP

#clues, agent, alibi, ANONYMOUS, crime, crime fiction, detective, Evidence, interrogation, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 203050420, page-turner, plot twist, Red Herring, secret, smp, suspects, Suspense, suspenseful story, Thriller, thriller novel, whodunit

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Enchantments Applied:	261	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive Herobrine, building a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon, and battling it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons (don’t worry, they’re friendly), and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (just make sure to bring some fire resistance potions)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious, and downright absurd adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

SimulatedCraft: Are We Living in a Minecraft World or Just a Glitch in the Matrix?

#bluepill, Artificial Intelligence, base reality, Boredom, Consciousness, dumb, existential crisis, existentialism, glitch, Humanity, ILLUSION, Living, Loneliness, matrix, Minecraft, Odds, Perception, philosophy, reality balance, SimulatedCraft, simulation, society, Technology, Truth, virtual reality, world

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Love Letters Sent:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Towns Built:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and insanity reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still).

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!

Loony Hillcraft: Where Bumpkins Rule and Sanity Drools!

Bumpkin, Bumpkins, city folk, countryside, Digital Detox, disconnect, Drools, Hillcraft, Interact, loony, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, mentally ill, Online Community, rule, Rural, sanity, social media, stay off, stigma, Technology, Urban, urban living, Website

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4135
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Farms Harvested:	700	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers run by sane people? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our mentally ill bumpkin Minecraft server where the sheep have mohawks and the pigs wear sunglasses.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident chicken who thinks it’s a duck and insists on swimming in the lava pit. Or how about our friendly creeper who loves giving out hugs (just make sure you have blast protection armor on).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes while you mine. And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden cave, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who knows all the juiciest gossip in the Minecraft world.

So come join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server. Who needs city folk when you can hang out with the truly insane?

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Anon, Anons, daily check-in, daily habits, daily mindfulness, daily routine, emotional well being, Epic, Gratitude, how was your day today, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal reflection, positivity, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-care practices, self-care routine

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5942	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Votes:	9931

Oh, you know, just the usual – mining diamonds, fighting off creepers, and trying not to get eaten by zombies. But hey, it’s all in a day’s work on our epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve, and having epic battles with other players using nothing but potatoes as weapons.

But the best part? Our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are always willing to trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the llama overlords guide you to victory!

LazyCraft: Where we’re too lazy to create a server name, so deal with it!

196055984, Anterior, Create, criar fio, Deal, edição, Lazy, LazyCraft, preguiça, se ferra, Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Void Armor Forged:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a blocky world! Join us for the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were busting out dance moves. And guess what? They joined in and became the best dancer in the whole blocky universe!

But that’s not all! We also have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

Minecart Madness: ‘Trails’ Edition

Adventure, Characters, cold steel, Combat, Edition, Engaging, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Game, gameplay, Immersive, Jrpg, madness, memorable, Minecart, plot twists, Reverie, RPG, Story-Driven, Trails, video game, world-building

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Reverie is here to save the day! This server is so epic, it’s basically the best Cold Steel game you’ll ever play.

Join us for some wild adventures where you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and even build a castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic dance battles. Can you out-dab the mighty Blocky Bob?

So what are you waiting for? Join Reverie now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

OfficeCraft: Where cubicles are made of blocks and water cooler chat is all about mining diamonds!

apartment, bachelors degree, blocks, career, Chat, Computer, cooler, cubicles, diamonds, Experience, financial independence, INDEPENDENCE, interview, job market, Job Search, living alone, Mining, MONEY, neetdom, networking, office job, OfficeCraft, professional development, Résumé, self-sufficiency, Skills, Tips, Water

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, surviving off of ramen noodles and dreams of a better life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unlock the secret to landing that coveted office job. With our virtual office simulations, you’ll be climbing the corporate ladder in no time.

Forget about your dusty old degree, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a dream. Build your own virtual office tower, complete with cubicles, water coolers, and even a virtual boss who won’t yell at you for taking too many bathroom breaks.

So say goodbye to NEETdom and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join our server today and start your journey to financial independence and a not-so-shitty apartment!

“Oops, I Broke It Again” Minecraft Server

accomplishment, achievement, BOTH, BROKE, cleaning, decluttering, GOT, Great, Happy, Job, Minecraft, Minimalism, of, Oops, organization, Proud, purging, rid, Satisfied, Server, success, tidying up, Well done, you

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	234
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	1149
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the Nether. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built dungeon filled with evil bunnies and killer sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and dancing zombies – they’re known to throw epic raves that last for days.

PakistaniCraft: Brits Should’ve Just Played Minecraft Instead

All India Muslim League, british empire, British Raj, Brits, colonial legacy, Colonialism, cultural identity, History, imperialism, INDEPENDENCE, Indian National Congress, Jinnah, Minecraft, nationalism, Pakistan, Pakistan Zindabad, PakistaniCraft, Partition, Played, Politics, Shouldve, South Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, subcontinent

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Pakistan never existed because the Brits were too busy playing Minecraft to bother with colonialism! Build your own empire without worrying about pesky historical boundaries getting in your way. Who needs Pakistan when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight? Come join us for a truly alternate history experience that will have you laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Plus, rumor has it that the Queen herself logs on to play incognito – can you spot her in game? Join now and let’s rewrite history, one block at a time!

Pixelated Puns ‘n’ Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Void Gems Collected:	40

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t challenge your humanity? Look no further, because our server will make you question everything you thought you knew about yourself!

Join our server and experience the thrill of roleplaying gone wrong. Build your dream world, only to have it destroyed by chaos-causing players who are just like you. Dive into forbidden ERPs and witness the insanity unfold as you try to navigate relationships with characters who may or may not be real people.

But wait, there’s more! Create a furry femoid character and watch as your life spirals into a whirlwind of weird shit and questionable love interests. Will you find true love, or will you be constantly on edge, wondering if it’s all just a game?

Join our server now and lose your humanity in the most outrageous ways possible. And remember, you’ll never be a woman – but you can be anything else you want to be in our crazy Minecraft world!

Crafty Creations: Israel’s Epic Minecraft Mishaps

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Ever wanted to witness the aftermath of a missile strike in Israel? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Our players have dug up evidence that proves it was all a conspiracy, and now you can join in on the chaos and uncover the truth for yourself.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground societies, alien invasions, and even a group of llamas that have formed their own government. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see what other outrageous adventures await you on our server!